guys what's going on we are gonna work
this out you know I I've yet to meet
anyone who have North's customer for
this one we are all on the same team
here if you need me I'll be three feet
away thank you all right give it to me
give it to wait it's not good I
understood I don't feel good my panic
attacks are coming back I'm starting to
taste smell and have a sebaceous cyst
going in the back of my head and my wife
is threatening the every pool boy
we ever hired and it's not gonna
the pool have you seen my guy he
basically said shirts he is a
good-looking muscular guy looks like one
of those Telemundo soap stars you know
no way you hire guys like that I'm not
saying that Jack's got guy stuff what
are the top complaints from your wives
you know top top five or top ten I don't
know start with one what is she not like
what does she say like me she doesn't
like me she says I smell like mushrooms
sometimes
alright guys I know I up but I'm
gonna make this right okay I got to fix
your listening yeah is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna take the things I've learned
in my single life and help you apply
them to your married life you only some
like this gonna take I don't know we no
no Leanne's gonna be married to Jose jr.
by 10 she's and have a whole Mexican
family with little kids wearing
sombreros doing the cha-cha-cha
even guacamole dip Marty what what how
are you gonna take what you learned in
your single life and have us apply it to
our married life you have sex with
beautiful strangers and we make waffles
at 7:00 a.m. because everything I say
everything I do when it comes to women
is about connection I understand you my
boys have lost your ability to connect
with your wife you're right you know I
can't even connect the cable yeah I hate
my life
oh you won't hate yourself after you're
I'm done with you because I'm gonna
bring back everything you lost I like my
manhood no like like like being
spontaneous remember how spontaneous you
guys used to be and you'd do special
things for your wife you'd show up at
her work and give her a little special
cause you'd leave little notes shock and
awe
shock and awe surprise me exactly
surprise them with something caress your
woman caress your man what are you doing
I'm practicing my caress don't be a baby
about my are your wives all right I
don't mean just admire them with your
eyes if my arm was with with everything
with your energy your ability to listen
to them you know you know how much a
girl gets turned on if you're really
listening to her you gotta be part of
your wives life you know you got to be
there you have to you know to put it
very simply you have to just show up
show up show up where are we going to
Copacabana where are we going wherever
she is no no Leeanne is like a
cracked-out hummingbird I it's
exhausting just thinking about this now
see it
remember how funny you used to be like
that that sense of humor bring that into
your relationship man women love a guy
with a sense of humor funny get you laid
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