- Hey fruit lovers, today Pear and I are gonna take
a roll down memory lane, and watch some
of the first videos we ever made.
- Wait, just how far back are we going?
We're not going back to the days when, you know--
- Back to the days when you had an Afro?
- Ahhhh, yeah, though I was hoping
we wouldn't have to share that with everyone.
- Don't worry Pear, we're not going back that far!
But we are going to start with our first YouTube video.
- Ahhh, this old classic.
- Yeah, it's a real blast from the past (giggles).
Hey, wait a minute, "The Annoying Orange"?
Wha, whee, wha, do people think I'm annoying?
Have people been calling me annoying behind my back?
- [Pear] Yeah, I'm sure it's just a typo.
- [Orange] Yeah, you're probably right (farting).
- [Pear] Wahaaahaaaa.
- Hey, Apple.
- What?
- You look fruity (laughs).
- [Orange] Is it just me, or does my voice seem different?
- [Pear] Well it has been eight years.
A lot of things have changed since then.
- [Orange] Not my underwear (laughs).
- [Pear] Dude! Gross!
- [Orange] Wanna know something even grosser?
This whole time I haven't even been wearing underwear!
(laughs)
- [Pear] Why do we even hang out?
- [Orange] Because, we're best friends.
- [Pear] Nahhhhh.
- Hey, Apple.
- What?
- Knife.
- Huhhh?
- [Orange] I remember this part, poor Apple,
I tried to warn him, re-watching
this really cuts me to the core (laughs).
- [Pear] Baahhhh.
- ♫ La la la
- [Orange] Oh, okay!
Here's the episode where I met that really big orange!
- [Pear] Dude! You know that's a pumpkin, right?
- [Orange] A what, now?
- [Pear] Wow! Remember that toaster?
- [Orange] Yeah, this old kitchen
brings back so many memories.
I touched my tongue to me eyeball
for the very first time on that counter.
[Pear] I read my first book on that counter.
[Orange] Oh! And that's the counter where I talked
to that huge orange that one time.
[Pear] He's a pumpkin! Dude!
(Orange laughs)
[Orange] Toe-May-Toe! I remember this guy!
I wonder what he's up to these days?
[Pear] Dude! You watched him get turned into ketchup!
[Orange] Yeah, I don't know,
I'm pretty condiment he's still around (laughs).
[Pear] Aaaahhhhh!
- Hey, owwww!
- Whoa!
- Hey, buddy, don't, no, don't press the button!
- What's that? - Don't press the button.
Please don't press the button! Ahhhh!
[Orange] You know, I just realized, pretty much everyone
I have ever met has gotten eaten!
You ever stop and think about that?
[Pear] Seriously? I think about that every day!
[Orange] We live in a really dangerous kitchen.
[Pear] I know!
[Orange] Maybe we, as food, shouldn't choose
to live in a kitchen at all.
[Pear] I know!
Merry Christmas!
[Orange] Sandy Claus!
I remember this episode, it really sleighed me.
(Orange laughs)
[Pear] Aaahhh!
- Why yes.
- [Orange] Here's a fun fact, after we shot this video
Sandy Claus offered to give me every present in the world
if I would just stop singing a Christmas song.
[Pear] Which song?
[Orange] I'm so glad you asked!
♫ Fa la la la la la la la
♫ La la la la la la la la la
♫ Fa la la la la - Okay!
♫ la la la la la - Okay!
♫ la la la la la la la - I'm sorry I asked!
♫ Fa la la la la
♫ Fa la la la - That isn't even how it goes!
♫ Fa la la la!
[Pear] Aaaahhhh!
(Orange laughs)
- Woah, watch it Mr Grabby-Pants!
[Orange] Oh! I remember this one too!
This is that one time I went outside!
- Ohhhhh, can you blow bubbles with your spit?
- No.
- Like this, watch (gurgling).
[Orange] I wonder if I can still blow bubbles
with my spit like that?
- [Pear] Please! Let's not find out!
(Orange gurgles)
Yep, congratulations, you can still do it!
- [Orange] Thank you very, blurhhh (laughs).
- [Pear] Aaahhhh!
Alright well that should about do it for this episode.
- Actually there's one more really old one
that I wanna show everyone.
- Oh? Which one?
Ahhhhh, Orange!
- Ahhhhh, help, help, Pear's chasing me to and fro!
- Give me that back!
(Orange laughs) Ahhh, hey!
(Orange laughs)
(comedy music)
(Pear groans)
(relaxed beat music)