(distorted music)
- [Announcer] Holiday Rap Battle
Thanksgiving
versus Christmas
Ready?
Begin.
- [Santa Voice] Ho ho ho
- My name is Christmas, I'm the main holiday.
All the children love me
'cause they get them toys and play.
Excuse me but I just gotta be blunt,
forget one day, I'm celebrated for a month.
Thanksgiving has to offer intense obesity.
Well at least Christmas celebrate a deity.
Presents? Family? Food and fun?
To think I'm overrated, is a misconception.
(rap music playing)
(chicken squawk)
- Thank you Christmas, for that holly jolly show.
But can we just be honest,
everybody hates the snow.
Here on my day, all the people gives thanks.
Instead of going out and just breaking their banks.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
Play different songs please, do we need to beg?
Green and red? Who came up with this theme?
Change up your colors or I think I'm gonna scream.
(rap music)
- [Santa Voice] Ho ho ho.
- Songs? You're kidding me. This has to be a joke.
If someone wrote a song for you,
I think I might just choke!
Green and red? Do you understand what you just said?
At least my color isn't orange,
I'd rather just drop dead.
Thanksgiving's for the family
that you don't even like.
At least during Christmas you can get a brand new bike.
I can truly tell you from the bottom of my heart,
people only like you 'casue that means I'm 'bout to start.
(chicken squawk)
- I appreciate your efforts, and all your twinkly lights.
But c'mon, really Santa? He'd give anyone a fright.
With his elves, reindeer, and stupid little sleigh.
Even his big belly is a bit cliche.
People really enjoy my food they make it for days.
But nobody ever gains a pound,
shhh I've got my ways.
Its nothing like your Santa Claus
who likes to eat cookies.
Pumpkin pie is so much better
He's just a rookie.
- Santa Claus can literally deliver kids their dreams.
While Thanksgiving over here is used for funny memes.
People don't just spend their days dreaming of a turkey.
Instead they sit and think about
their big ol' Christmas tree.
The cold is just a part of all the Christmas joy.
To think you'd ever beat me is a sad pathetic ploy.
Come now, stop dreaming, get back to reality.
Oh look, a gift for you. It's called a personality!
- My delicious personality really is the best.
To celebrate here you don't need an ugly vest.
Rolls and turkey? You would stuff your face too.
At least my season isn't known for the flu.
Christmas, please. You sit on a throne of lies.
You're about to be overthrown by a bunch of pumpkin pies.
I wish you the best, and a Happy Holidays 'cause I know
I'm better than you in at least a million different ways.
(glass shattering)
(wind blowing)
- While I'm over here getting a New Year's kiss,
Y'all over there looking a little hopeless.
I'm new and I'm fresh, ready for the year.
I make new goals and they're typically sincere.
Are you guys kidding? We all know I'm the king.
When it comes to New Years, celebrating is supreme.
Christmas, you are just an overrated theme.
You could try to be the best, but it would only be a dream.
Thanksgiving, please just stop where you're at.
People use you as an excuse to stuff
their face and get fat.
Honestly, we all know people party all day.
No food or gifts required, I'm the best holiday.
(gunshot)
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