SMG4 and Glitch Productions intro
*buttons*
*hit with a cha ching sound*
Ronald: Gonna eat yo ass boi!
Mario: Hello!
Mario: I'll have 40 cheeseburgers.
*cha ching and faint*
Mario: With a coke. NOW
Mario: Nooooo!
Mario: Hey! Don't cry!
Mario: Whoa!
*beep (x5)*
Mario: I'ma looking for... Lotsa fun!
*beep (x6)*
*turning on the VCR*
[♪♪♪]
Ronald: [speaking Japanese]
*fart, record scratch*
Ronald: What?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ronald: I'm lovin' it!
Ronald: [speaking Japanese]
Ronald: [Japanese language]
Ronald: Dat Ass!
Ronald: Mmmmmmm
Ronald: 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣da...
Ronald: Ready?
Ronald: Gooo!
[Window crash]
[bam!]
Ronald: I'm lovin' it!
Intermission. THE END
Mario: I got it!
Mario: Okie dokie!
Mario: Get ready to move your fingers!
Mario: Ready!
(Mario attempts to make a hamburger with force)
Mario: Ha ha! + *coin*
Mario: That's a so nice! Looking burger.
Mario: Why isn't mine look like that?!
Mario: Eat my hot Italian sausage!
*boing*
Chris: Oh god! Oh, it's killing me!
[angel choir]
Swag: NO!
*poop*
*turning on the VCR*
[♪♪♪]
Ronald: [Japanese language]
Ronald: 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣da...
Ronald: Ready?
Ronald: Go!
Ronald: YONDA
Ronald: Mmmmmmm...
Ronald: [screams]
Ronald: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ronald: 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣da...
Ronald: [Japanese language]
Cow: Moooo
*pop*
Ronald: Nani?!
*coin*
Ronald: I did it!
Intermission. THE END
Mario: Oh, you got Mario confus-a.
Mario: ♪ La, la la, Mmm, hmm...
Mario: Hmm?
Mario: *panting*
Steve: Hi guys!
Mario: Mama f*cker!
Mario: *panting*
Mario: C'mon!
E. Gadd: What year is it?!
Mario: Come on!
Mario: *panting*
Mario: Hmm?
Mario: I got it!
Mario: Put this on-a the fire!
Mario: Well I've done all I can do.
Mario: Ohh!
Mario: That's-a easy for me.
Mario: Boing!
*fire and continuous beeping*
Swag: HOLY SHIT!
Mario: Hmm...
Mario: I got it!
Swag: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
Mario: Ha ha!
Mario: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*tada*
Mario: Here we go! Boing!
*bam*
*splat*
*the bird turned into KFC*
Mario: Okie dokie!
Ronald: What is this?!
[sliding back]
[♪♪♪]
Ronald: Wazzup?!
*gibberish*
Ronald: Ran! Ran! Ruuu!
*crash*
Success!
Mario: ♪ La, la la, Mmm, hmm... La, la la,
(oh no)
Mario: Hello sir, can I take your order?
*pound*
Hungry Pumking: I'm very hungry! Give me the...
𝕙 𝕒 𝕞 𝕓 𝕦 𝕣 𝕘 𝕖 𝕣
Mario: Oki-doki! Here we go!
Mario: ♪ La, la la, la, la
Mario: Ha ha! Okie dokie...
Mario: Take-a this!
(definitely Mario applying the order)
Mario: *laughing*
Mario: *gasps*
*very fast beeping*
Mario: Come on!
(BSOD) ♪ Game over yeaaaah!
Mario: Shit!
Hungry Pumking: Oh da pain...it's getting so cold...
Mario: *screams*
*toss*
*crash*
*PS2 startup sound*
*ding*
Mario: Ha ha ha! Let's a go...!
Mario: Alright let's do this!
*ding*
Chris: Huh?
*ding*
*ding (xtoo much to count)
Mario: Yippee!
Mario: This-a makes me so happy!
Mario: Ha ha!
Mario: *Italian gibberish*
Mario: Oooooooh...
*flatline beep*
*wooosh and ding*
*GTA San Andreas Mission Passed theme*
[♪♪♪]
Filthy Frank: FULL TWENTY PRISHI!
Ronald: [Japanese language]
Ronald: 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕣da...
Ronald: Mmmmmm...
Ronald: *screams*
Ronald: Ran Ran Ruuu!
Mario: That's-a so nice!
Mario: Mario's so yummy!
[♪♪♪]
Ronald: [Japanese language]
[train whistle]
Heavy: Hello, I would like one cheeseburger please!
*crash*
*boom*
Ronald: I'm lovin' it!
*static*
Big Smoke: oooooOOOOOOOO
*bump*
Mario: Hoo hoo, hello! I need about three fitty ($3.50 in other words)
Big Smoke: OOOOOOOOOOOO
Big Smoke: Run bitch! Ruuuuun!
Ronald: Get that motherf*cka!
Mario: Hmmmmm...
Big Smoke: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mario: Bring me that ass!
Big Smoke: OOOO?
Mario: Freeze punk!
Mario: This is an officer-
*crash*
Big Smoke: OOO
Big Smoke: Ooo
Big Smoke: OOO
Mario: Hello mothaf*cka!
Big Smoke: OOOOOOOOOO
Mario: ♪ La, la la, la, la Mmm, hmm...
Mario: Come here fishy fishy!
Here fishy...
Big Smoke: Pay attention moron!
Big Smoke: Ain't nobody jacks The Smoke!
Mario: How ya doing?
*gunshot*
Mario: Well that was sure fun!
Mario: Hmm? Mama mia!
*angry people*
Mario: Whoa! Oh yeah! Mario number one!
Ronald: RAN...
Mario: Unh!
Mario: Oh hello there!
(oh heck)
Mario: Ha ha! *italian gibberish* Thank you so much!
(oh shit you've done it now)
Mario: Ahh!
*Axol attempting to enjoy a burger*
*dafuq?*
*Axol's second attempt to enjoy a burger*
*Ok, what the hell?*
*Axol's third attempt to enjoy a burger
*OK, THAT'S IT, I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!*
(Oh boy, here we go.)
Axol: Doriyah...
Colonel: Nico nico nii!
Out of this house!
(o lawd mario gon' get it now)
(wha-)
*Pingas K.O!*
Ronald: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Ronald: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Colonel: Stop it. Get sum help. Ronald: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Mario: *happy he didn't die*
Mario: Oh yeah!
Mario: YEAAAAAH BITCH
*bang (x1)*
*bang (x2)*
*bang (x3)*
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