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- Hey, you know the songs they play at every wedding?
What if they were just really honest
about what was happening?
Take it away, babe.
- Don't, I don't.
- I don't recall.
- Just say your name.
- Okay, go.
- This is to introduce yourself.
Say your name, say your name.
- I mean, not the ones I chose.
- Maybe I did do that.
- Hey.
- This one's very real okay.
- Comes from a personal space.
- She's my favorite.
- What are we doing?
- Every wedding, right?
- Every one.
- Got to do 'em, right?
- Got to do it, gotta do it.
- And then like it takes a turn, right?
It takes a turn, it gets like.
- Not me, not me.
- Can't trust that guy.
- Every wedding, right?
All right, this one's a little long
and we're experimenting with it and it may be terrible.
- And it comes from a real place though, this happened.
- This happened to me.
- I didn't even really know.
- Okay, that was a true story.
(laughing)
Somebody at our wedding, I don't even know who she was.
Maybe she's a wedding crasher or like my dad invited her.
I don't know.
Grabbed him both sides of the face like this.
- Uh huh, and I'm like, oh yeah, nice to meet you
- And then a full mouth. - In the mouth.
- For like seven seconds. - Seven seconds.
- And it was just like a little.
- And then a full press, full body to press.
- Just like full.
- Like every part of me was pressed to her,
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for 15 to 20 seconds.
- And he was like, who is she? - And I'm like who was that?
- And I'm like, I don't know who that is.
- Isn't there always someone at the wedding
who you don't know. - And it was like.
- And they get really affectionate with you?
- It was very mouthy,
(Penn laughing) and it was.
- Mouthy, it was toothy, (Kim laughing)
it was all of those things.
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