We've had so many amazing guests over the years.
Here's just a tiny sample of some of the fun we've had.
December 8th, 2007.
Did Conan O'Brien show, went well.
I was very hot.
Audience was good.
Conan seemed sluggish.
(audience laughing)
January 6th, 2008.
Did Conan O'Brien.
Very hot show, had some great ad libs.
Conan seemed sluggish.
(audience laughing)
Did his dog die?
June 15th, 2009.
Had dinner with Conan.
Always loved spending time with him
to practice fake laughing.
(audience laughing)
I would love to do this show way more often,
but you know, pride.
(laughing)
You look fantastic.
Thank you Marty, thank you.
You look like a ginger crash test dummy.
Look at that. (laughing)
How long were you on the embalming table
before you jumped down. Okay, that's just...
One of the pieces of memorabilia in my collection,
in fact the flagship piece, is a Lego Millennium Falcon
that I put together in 2010.
Would really mean the world to me if Harrison could sign it.
Is that okay Harrison?
Wow. Sure.
Thank you guys so much. Thank you.
Wow.
Now, it's a very delicate.
Wow, long time. Yeah.
Fantastic.
So, I have a sharpie...
Whoa. (audience laughing)
Shucks.
I wrote you every day for a year.
You wrote me?
Yes.
(audience laughing)
You...
It wasn't over, it still isn't.
(audience cheering)
Played this brilliant game called tequila slaps.
Okay.
So you take the shot.
Okay.
And how much time do I get?
Just go. Not much time.
(audience cheering)
I'm sorry.
You made the cover of Men's Health in the UK,
which.. And it's a very... Look at that.
Build arms like this.
Whoa.
Fantastic.
(audience laughing)
Are you okay, Betty?
I'm getting better.
(audience laughing)
(audience cheering)
What would the price be for something like that.
Well, I've never really thought about the value
of these things, and some...
I just found out about this sword going
for a hundred thousand dollars, which is crazy.
I mean, there are, I think maybe 10 of these in existence,
so it wouldn't have to be comparable.
(audience cheering)
My precious.
I actually work with dogs.
We actually, I actually train dogs.
They'll go one at a time, they'll go up the ladder here,
then through the weeds.
Slalom. The slalom.
Through the tunnel and the shoot, across the tight rope
and then up the teeter-totter and down the other side.
Okay, okay.
Sinja, Sinja, up.
SiSiUp. (audience laughing)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Papino, Papino, Papi-
Sinja, on tha-
Through the... Through the thing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you get back here.
I'm going to ship you off to a Mexican circus.
(audience laughing)
Get over here, and you do, you do
the thing that we worked on.
Okay.
You go through, you go through.
Here, through, through, through, through, through, through.
(audience laughing) Stop laughing!
They can't concentrate.
They can't concentrate because you idiots
aren't giving them respect.
You think this is easy for them?
No, their scared (beep)less, okay.
(audience laughing)
Please welcome Zach Galifianakis.
(audience cheering) (upbeat music)
Zach Galifianakis.
(audience cheering) (upbeat music)
Zach Galifianakis.
(audience cheering) (upbeat music)
Zach Galifianakis.
(audience cheering) (upbeat music)
You also do an impression of a turtle.
(laughing) (audience cheering)
Single, single person?
Oh my God, I'm so single. Let's talk about...
All I want is a big dick.
That's all I want. (audience cheering)
My mother used to say, it takes more to frown
than it does to smile.
So I can be like, fuck you with a smile on my face.
You know. (audience laughing)
I probably shouldn't have said that.
Why does every question I ask you go down a certain...
(audience laughing)
I could ask you, you know, what's your favorite
thing about a rainbow, you know.
And you'd be like, oh the fucking color.
(laughing)
I thought you were go in a different direction.
And maybe if you get to the end of it,
there's a big dick there.
(audience cheering)
Look, it's my favorite deputy.
Yeah.
Hey, howdy, hey.
This is great. Yeah, that's great.
You and Woody.
(clunk)
Oh, sorry.
Please welcome Andy Sandberg and his new baby girl.
(audience cheering) (upbeat music)
Put your lips together and put your tongue out
just a tiny bit.
Oh, for Go- (audience laughing)
It look's like... And now I really wish you
still had the beard. (audience laughing)
This hand, let me go and let me grab this hand.
Let me have this hand, let go, let go.
(audience laughing)
Now they all know the Conan that we know.
Yeah.
Do you want me Conan?
Yes, yes.
You have to act like you want me.
I want you.
I want you. (audience laughing)
I want you, okay.
(yelling) I want you!
(tango music) (audience cheering)
Eeeee, eeee, eeee (audience cheering)
It's not the singing, it's the face he makes.
It's the lips, I know.
That's my orgasm face.
(laughing)
You wanna see mine, you wanna see mine?
Yes, yes.
(singing operatically)
(audience cheering)
(scat singing)
[Both] (scat singing)
(audience cheering)