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What we're saying is if the vanity is the cow of the sea tone those two chicken of the sea?
The monkey of the Sea guys wouldn't the Seahorse just be the horse of the sea
Can you imagine trying to ride a seahorse that's crazy. That's insane in the membrane
Okay, well then what's the sea monkey. I wasted 20 bucks
What oh?
The old chicken in the sea debate hey salt hey pepper
You know salt and I have a timeshare in Monterey
And we always said the dolphin is the labradoodle of the sea uh-huh?
They're so cute and playful
Just like you. I love you pepper. You truly are the you of the earth
HEY!
Machen land creatures to their sea
Counterparts we are and it's wonderful
you know what devil has no land counterpart the
Octopus, so that's the fate of cadiz pile of steel your tongues the creature that be responsible for this
Hey
No, no, no not over there right here. My left eye
oh
my one honking sea beast was responsible for that and
You know of the electric variety how hold me twice no eel?
it was a beast that knows no Mercy a
Monstrosity that fishermen have told tales of for years tales that would leave even the most hardened Seamen
quakin in their galoshes the beast I speak of today and the one that did this to me ah
The eyepatch the creature that gave me this eyepatch is none other than the fearsome narwhal. Oh
Yeah, the unicorn of the sea
Sure, it does it has a huge horn
Exactly like a unicorns. You know it's actually your tooth
That is so fascinating you are so smart get over here
Yep, total unicorn embassy
100% no doubt stratum jar. Just be thankful
You weren't made to tussle with that devil of the deep who me the beast, huh now
I'm no beast in fact some say I'm the unicorn of the sea
And wouldn't you know it just like a unicorn I can grant you a wish oh that's so sweet
well, I
Guess I wish I didn't have just one good eye see if I got my wand on me there she is
Alakazoo Alakazam
Whoops-A-Daisy, so one good eye. Oh boy. You did it. Can you scallywag? Well?
I guess you got your wish
Yeah
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