Do I have to be serious?
Yes.
No, you have to be completely honest.
Oh, that's hard.
Not serious, but honest.
So the first thing that comes to your mind, honestly, and then
you--
[DING]
--hit that.
I'll thank you in advance.
OK.
What is something you do that embarrasses your kids?
Wake up in the morning.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
That's not true.
It is true.
Everything I do.
No.
Everything I do.
Willow--
She said today, "Are you wearing that?"
[LAUGHTER]
And then she said, "Mom, your hair is like one big bang."
[LAUGHTER]
"Thanks, honey."
[LAUGHTER]
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Brooke Shields.
[DING]
I've said so many different people.
[LAUGHTER]
And now I can't remember who I-- then all of a sudden, one day,
I was like, "Oh, that's who it was."
But now I don't remember.
Donnie Wahlberg?
You mean Donny Osmond?
[LAUGHTER]
No.
[LAUGHTER]
Donnie Wahlberg.
No
OK.
I think it was Tatum O'Neal.
All of a sudden it just dawned on me that it was her.
Was she in Blue Lagoon?
Paper-- was it Moon?
Something moon?
Brooke Shields.
Maybe it was Brooke Shields.
[DING]
Brooke Shields.
I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
All that, and I already did that.
I know, but I couldn't remember.
OK.
It's my show and I can take as long as I want.
[LAUGHTER]
What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
Oh, that's easy.
I was on tour in Germany.
And I read on my website blog that I
was in a gay bar in Louisiana oil wrestling and that I lost.
[LAUGHTER]
I was fine with the rumor until it said I lost.
[LAUGHTER]
Wow.
I would not have lost.
[LAUGHTER]
No.
And we're going to have you on the show wrestling
with someone to prove it.
[DING]
Perfect.
What's the dumbest way you've hurt yourself?
Slashing tires.
[LAUGHTER]
How old were you?
It wasn't that long ago.
[LAUGHTER]
Whose tires were you--?
Carey's.
[LAUGHTER]
It was Thanksgiving.
[LAUGHTER]
Holidays are stressful.
Oh, my god.
[LAUGHTER]
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
How many tires did you slash?
I got clean through the first one.
He has a raised F250 and those tires
are very thick, thank you very much.
And the second one I lost a little steam
and I hit the metal part in my hand
just went straight down the knife.
I got 13 stitches.
But here's the thing, I didn't need any anesthesia.
[LAUGHTER]
I couldn't feel a thing.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
What's your perfect date night?
Oh, where it's not my idea.
OK.
Does he come up with good ideas?
Nope.
[LAUGHTER]
No?
Anything.
I would do anything.
Maybe he'll do it now that he's watching this.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
My spouse gives the best--?
[LAUGHTER]
No, my parents are here.
[LAUGHTER]
He checks my oil.
Put your-- look, the fingers are in the ears.
He's really good at checking oil.
[DING]
[LAUGHTER]
If you can't sleep in the middle of the night what do you do?
I knit.
Oh.
And I heard you're a good knitter.
I'm a really good knitter.
Knit me something.
Would you like a hat, a scarf, or a blanket?
Yes.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
If you weren't a singer what would you be?
I would probably be a social worker.
You'd be a good social worker.
Thank you.
You care deeply about people.
[APPLAUSE]
Yes.
Yes, you do.
[APPLAUSE]
That's it.
You didn't even get in trouble.
We'll be right back.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SCREAMS]
Oh, [BLEEP] God, [BLEEP]