- Nice to meet you, Franklin. My name is (speaks gibberish).
- Sorry, I didn't really catch that.
(speaking gibberish)
I am so sorry, could you repeat yourself just one more time?
The name is (speaks gibberish).
Did you not hear me that time?
- (chuckles) Yeah, I'm afraid
I didn't understand what you said.
- Okay, here I go, fourth time.
- I am well aware of that.
- So listen closely.
My name is (speaks gibberish).
- [Voiceover] Okay, don't panic.
Just replay it in your mind, maybe you can make sense of it.
What did he say?
Herbert Derber Jr.?
That can't be his name,
that's the stupidest name I ever heard.
If I call him Herbert Derber Jr. and I'm wrong,
I'm gonna look like a fool.
Well, I gotta say something.
- (laughs) Okay, I finally got it now.
- (chuckles) Say it back to me.
- I'm sorry, what was that?
- Since you got it now, say my name back to me.
- Well... - 'Cause you laughed
and said, "Okay," as though you understood what I said,
strangely as though my name is some kind of joke to you.
- No, no, I was just-
- Say my name.
- It's...
(stutters)
- Yeah, keep going.
(stuttering)
You liar.
- Could you say it one more time please?
I promise you I'll get it this time.
- Okay, but that's it.
My name
is Herbert Derber Jr.
- Oh!
Herbert Derber Jr.
- Yes!
- That's what I thought you said.
- Well then why didn't you just say it?
- I just didn't expect that your name would be that stupid.
(ominous music)
(smooth Latin music)