- Well, we like to keep changing things up around here,
so right now it's time for a brand-new segment.
How many people text with their mothers?
Everybody? Somebody?
[cheers and applause] Yeah.
It used to be that parents didn't text
'cause they didn't know how,
but now they do text and still don't know how.
[laughter]
So it gave us an idea for a new segment
we're calling "Word From Your Mother."
- [singing] She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be
[rhythmic clapping] Hey, she's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be
Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension
- I don't know it.
I realized I didn't know the words.
All right. [laughter]
These are real texts from real mothers
that we found on Instagram.
This mom texted a picture with the caption "TBT."
And he says, "LOL, Mom, but it's not Thursday."
[laughter]
She said, "Isn't that 'turn back time'?"
[laughter]
This is from a Instagram account called "Crazy Jewish Mom."
"Kate, I sat next to the nicest young man
"at Starbucks today.
"Yale. Lawyer.
"I showed him your Facebook picture
and gave him your number."
[laughter]
"Mom, you can't be giving my number out to strangers."
"Yale."
[laughter and applause]
Right to it.
And here's one more.
"How make chicken?"
[laughter]
"What?"
"Where buy chicken?"
"Mom, this isn't Google."
"Avacoda."
[chuckles]
[laughter]
If you have a text from your mother
you think I should see, please send it to me.