You have a new character?
Sometimes really bad things stick with people.
I have no idea why.
This was just the notion of, like I like to do bad
Stand-ups.
This guy's name
Red, red Necky, the redneck comedian.
Okay.
And their jokes are intentionally terrible
and he has a catch phrase.
Let's see if it amuses you.
I don't know.
Intentionally bad comedy.
That's my second to last show.
And you're trying shit out
(Laughter, clapping and hooting in the audience)
On a piece of paper. Look at this.
(Audience clapping and hooting)
Well this, it looks like a f*** (beep)
suicide note.You ripped it out.
I played this theater a few times.
And I came out like, look at this bit, look at that bit.
And it never really worked.
So I discovered that the Largo theater
Yes, experimental theater.
Yes, but I saved it.
I was going to work this out someplace, really, you know
small clubs stuff, but I thought let's do it
on one of Conan's final show.
(laughter)
So Cause I wana just cry shit out.
(laughter, clapping and hooting from the audience)
This is Red Red Necky?
Red Red Necky, the Redneck comedian intentionally bad.
You ever crapped so big, you don't know
it gona go down that toilet?
Come and get some.
(Laughter)
Wait,
is that his catchphrase come and get some?
Come and get some.
(audience laughing)
I met my sister, only cause mama turned me down,
come and get some.
(laughter)
This is scaring me,
cause this would do very well someplace.
It surprisingly does.
Well. I asked my mama what's for dinner?
She says roadkill.
I said, what kind?
She says, I got to take a drive, come and get it.
(laughter)
My grandpa invented the phrase dollars to donuts.
Every time he got a Bucky butter donut, he died at 37.
Come and get some.
(Laughing)
You know you need to hear 'em.
Yeah.
This one's a little emotional.
My mama asked me, what's your dream Red?
I said, living in a Shack and drink a beer all day.
She said don't dream too big
cause you always end up disappointed.
Come and get some.
(Laughter)
(Audience hooting and clapping)
A souvenir.
Come and get some.
I wanna say until you started trying shit
out, it was an honor having you here.
I was trying shit out the whole time.
(Laughing)
(say something in Spanish)
Listen, you....
I did the best I could.
You are, I met you,
I don't know. I was 24 years old.
24 years old.
And you were the funniest person then
and still to this day
you make me laugh so hard and you're brilliant, man.
And you're a very nice guy.
And you coming on my show all these times over the years
if you had told me in '88, when I first met you someday
Conan you'll have a show and this guy will come
on and he'll waste time on your second to last show.
(Audience laughing)
(Laughs)
I will take it. That's Good. That wasn't boring then.
You know, you saw someone without it
but let me come right back at you.
You, when you started and then you were a
writer primarily on the show
and I kept hearing Conan's the funniest guy
in the writers room, you know.
But then I will be around you and you'd be a little shy.
I was quiet around a talent.
I would do little voices.
Come on.
And then eventually you became the funniest guy in America.
Well, I wouldn't say that.
(Audience clapping and hooting)
I'll take nine, I'm happy to be nine.
Well, no way, no one's
in the last 30 years has done this much comedy
that's this good.
I don't think it is volume.
And I mean, I didn't know we get this serious
but really, I mean, there's only as funny
as you there's no funnier than you and you and Andy
no one has a sidekick, you know, relationship like this.
Yeah. Cause Andy will just lay you
out with the subtlest things out
of nowhere
(Laughs)
and Conan will be very sweet
as pie and then explode into this comedy battle.
(Laughs)
Nice. And just seeing that, you know, this
this thing we've had together all these years
and we've become really
really good friends in the last five-six years.
We really have and I love you
and I thank you so much for being here and
I love you too.
let's talk at four, we share a therapist
We share a therapist.
(Audience laughs)
But that's not a joke. Not at the same time.
Not at the same time, but most
of my sessions are about my relationship with Conan.
Yeah, Yeah.
And I try to get him
Every now and then I'll be like, Dana and
she'll be like, well, She, I won't give her name
but she will say like, how's it going?
I'd be like, well you know hmm....
doing a little better than Dana.
(Cuckoo...makes silly faces and sounds)
(Laughs)
That may..
(Laughs)
And I'm probably not supposed to disclose that.
But I think it's hilarious that you and I have
the same therapist.
(Laughs)
Howard stern, I told him and he was very upset about that.
Oh, that's just wrong.
You should have your own therapist.
You know, that's just terrible.
No, She's fantastic.
She is fantastic.
You are fantastic. I am Fantastic.
(Audience laughs)
Dan Capri every body.
(Audience claps and hoots)