i think it's this great story that the nhs are going to offer dance lessons to fatties basically
you know they're going off it's helping with the obesity crisis but the only way you're going to
get fat people on the dance floor i think is by making the announcement the buffet is no autumn
just the dance floor there another government gimmick isn't it it must be awful
just seeing like here like a fat person dancing i'm not being older but you know
well that's the shoes on
you know it's going to be a slow process
people talking about fatties like this i belong to overeaters anonymous really yes this is the truth
and it's a it's very a lot of you hear thin so but it is very very sad because we all sit there
and the women cry crying they go no one loves me and i always say yes yes your butcher loves you
and one woman i mean last week right before i came over here she was saying things like
i went on an airplane and she was sobbing and she said and they made me buy two seats
and she just cried and then i said yes but now you can have two meals and she perked up
if we want to be fat god damn it we can be fast that's the way it goes
david do you do you dance no i have a i have a cousin you have a cousin
i have a yeah good officer i have a cousin 279 pounds 279 pounds we started ballroom dancing
fred astaire studio met this lovely woman five months lost a hundred pounds got syphilis and died
if that's not being made into a musical all right i'm too come dancing too literally i think really
okay well uh let's have a look and see whether uh fatty dance classes is one
of the top five most talked about things this week
yes it was yes
david aaron uh what else did the nation be talking about this week i made a lot of people quite upset
uh about england losing the ashes well i mean virtually losing losing the second test
and uh i think it's stupid really because what we invented the game we should just
change the rules to suitors so in that match we just said ah
ah yeah we just made this new rule out if we have tomato soup lowest score wins
just stuff like that just make up rules if it's cloudy oh no you can't lose on a cloudy day just
say anything you make the sport up you can do what you want you're not wearing the right pants we win
my dad tried to get me he's all trying to get me sporting he tried to get me
interested in cricket right and i ate cricket it's so boring he told me that the ashes yeah
were ellen daniels from neighbours
joan have you ever seen a qriket match i hate sports you hate sports i go to tennis matches i
don't even turn my head you know the ball doesn't come back that idiot missed it i mean you know
i don't like sports yeah i don't like sport either really
yeah because you look like quite a sporty yeah
you work out though right yeah of course an indie club
you big cricket fan david do you aware of cricket no more baseball or baseball have you heard of
cricket of course he forgets i was in the outback and i just it was with all these crickets all over
there yeah you know final right um well i didn't actually watch i meant to watch it but um at the
last minute i fell pregnant so it's been quite a few quite a few crazy weeks for me as well so uh
turns out it was a scare but no no what did she do what did fina do she saw the
food she stole all the food yeah really she had a few crickets too did she yeah people
have to eat testicles don't they no it's an anus someone had to eat an animal oh man eat an anus
an anus yes i said i thought you said a marinated anus no second no nothing to marinate
online celebrity you claimed your maid's name was vagina cassieman is that true yes is she
real she's real are you sure she's real positive she's as real as this set is real
her mother and this is the truth her mother loved her body part
so much she said if she had a girl she was going to name it vagina then no this is true not noble
she married a guy named harry seaman harry haley she became vagina seamen what's her middle
name i have no idea she hasn't got a middle name especially doesn't need one really especially when
she tells children her name she's probably just wiping the drink they've just spat in her face
let's get back to the ashes should we have a look
and see whether the ashes is one of the most talked about things this week you