- All right.
Here we go, everybody. What's your pleasure?
What are you gonna pay? Gonna give me how much?
- Right there. - I got 25.
What about 50? 50 where?
- Yeah! - 50.
And I got 50 in the back.
What about 75 now?
75 where?
$75. 75 now?
One where?
Yep!
One there.
One and a quarter?
150?
I got 100 and 1/4.
[auctioneer chant] 150.
100 and 1/2. 75.
Now two.
Two, two.
[auctioneer chant] I've got $200.
Two and a quarter. 25.
225 going twice.
Gotta go against 2 and 1/4.
I got 2 and 1/4.
250 where?
What about 250, going once?
What about 250? 250?
What about 250, going twice?
Last one, and it's going.
Sold it your way, $225, Kenny.
Get it, Barry.
Barry's gloves can't wait to get a little dirty.
It's kind of hot in here.
It's time for Kenny to get sexy.
Trash.
Everything in here looks like it's broken.
OK, we've got hard drives in here.
We're gonna go through this here government style.
Ain't nothing in here.
Aw, [bleep].
Buried treasure.
Oh, no.
Rabbit's foot.
Maybe good luck.
They usually say the good foot was with the rabbit head.
But I guess I got the bad foot.
Oh, no.
Another rabbit's foot.
This ain't good.
Another rabbit's foot.
All I need is one more.
Aw-- guess what?
I've got the whole rabbit here.
This is some spooky [bleep] going on around here.
I'm even gonna pull out these here rosary beads.
I ain't got time for no shenanigans.
We got some tools.
Power drill.
Probably about, like, 25 bucks.
We used to have dance time with mama.
She said, if any one of y'all big
foot bastards step on my feet, I'm gonna paralyze you.
Printer probably about a good 15 bucks.
Oh, my goodness.
Everything broke.
After this locker, I'm gonna be broke, too.
These gloves don't work.
That's probably why he retired.
What the hell is this back there?
What in the hell?
Looks like somebody's hair in a picture frame.
This is the spookiest unit that ain't worth no money
I ever bought in my life.
What is this?
I don't know, but it's some kind of contraption here.
There's a latch right here.
Look at this.
What is it?
What does it do after that?
What?
Aw, man!
That's just like in the vampire movies.
Aw!
That's what this probably is-- a casket lowerer.
Unfortunately, this spooky stuff might be worth something.
[laughing] What the [bleep]?
Memento Mori.
Brad!
I'm going to see Brad Hartman at this freaky ass store
to see if he can take this spooky stuff off my hands.
Oh, you've got a mourning wreath.
That's human hair.
Yeah, but what, is it from a dead person?
Multiple dead people.
Yeah, this is Victorian era.
1800s, 1900s.
Families would collect hair from dead family
members as a remembrance.
You can see, like, how they make little flowers and leaves
and rosettes out of the hair in there.
And they'd continue to add to it as new members of the family
would pass away.
All right, now I've got something
I hope is worth the money.
Look at that.
You crank this up.
Mhm.
And all the evil spirits and stuff come out with it.
Look at this.
Wow.
A low key vampire casket.
Very nice.
I'm gonna pull out my little rosary beads.
They blessed me.
This is a Clark.
They made grave vaults, and this particular model
here was waterproof.
Back in the day, the salesmen, to prove the waterproof nature
of the vault here, would take a lit cigarette,
put it on this platform, fill the water about halfway up,
lower it down, bring it back up, take
another puff of his cigarette.
That's how they get their sales.
Look, your dead relatives ain't gonna drown in my thing, right?
[splashing sound]
All right, my man.
Can you give me a price on all this?
Sure.
The box itself looks like it has a little bit of damage,
but the hair is well preserved.
I would put this at about $400.
What about this here deep dish dead box here?
Yeah.
I would price that around $700.
For real?
Yeah.
Probably gonna have to spend that money on an exorcism.
Lord have mercy.