It's President's Day, and I hope you all
celebrate the way our forefathers intended,
by getting a great deal on a mattress.
Right now, I want to celebrate by playing a brand new game.
How many of you played that game HQ Live on your phones?
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All right.
If you haven't, it's a trivia app that
lets you play in real time with people all over the country
and you answer multiple choice questions,
and if you get them all right, you win.
So we thought we'd play an even liver version of HQ Live.
I'm calling it, Who Wants to be the Smartest Audience Member?
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All right.
Here's how it works.
Everybody stand up and grab the control from your cup holder.
All right.
I am going to ask a multiple choice question.
You have five seconds, so hurry up and make a decision.
It's multiple choice.
Either press one, two, or three.
You don't have to hit send.
Just one, two, or three.
If you get the question wrong, you have to sit down.
And everyone, we're going on the honesty policy here.
All right.
Then you'd have to put down your remote
and stop if you sit down.
All right.
No cheating.
Here we go.
And the last one standing is officially the smartest person
in the audience.
Let's start with an easy one here, OK?
Who is the singer Halsey dating?
One, G-Eazy.
Two, G-Slightly Difficult. Or three, G-Hard.
Five seconds.
Pick one.
Lock it in.
Time is out.
All right.
It is one, G-Eazy.
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All right.
The six and the 16, sit down.
You got that wrong.
All right.
Here we go.
Next one.
There was a lot of Don Julio at my birthday party.
What color is absinthe?
One, orange.
Two, clear.
Three, green.
Press in.
Running out of time.
Time's up.
And it is green.
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All right.
Can see who drinks absinthe in this audience here.
Here we go.
The Winter Olympics are on right now.
Which of these is not a Winter Olympic sport?
One, skeleton.
Two, Nordic combined.
Three, triathlon.
Lock in.
One, two, or three.
Make a decision now.
Do it.
Running out of time.
All right.
It is triathlon.
Sit down if you chose one or two.
All right.
Look at all these people like, yeah, I'm still standing.
Yeah.
All right.
Speaking of the Olympics, what's the periodic symbol for gold?
One, AG.
Two, AU.
Three, GD.
Periodic symbol for gold.
And it is locked in.
All right.
It is two, AU.
All right.
John, Ringo, Paul, and George were
all members of the Beatles.
Which of these is not an insect?
One, flea.
Two, tick.
Three, moth.
Five seconds.
Which is not an insect?
Locked in.
And the answer is tick.
Oh, boy.
I know.
Nine people left.
Nine smarty pants there.
All right.
Which of these cities is roughly halfway between Los Angeles
and New York City?
One, Jefferson City.
Two, Dallas.
Three, Minneapolis.
Five seconds.
Which is about halfway?
And the answer is one, Jefferson City.
Wow.
Look at this.
Four people.
If the Oscars are March 4th, what is a shooting star?
One, a meteor.
Two, a comet.
Three, a dying star.
What is a shooting star?
Two seconds left.
Lock it in.
And the answer is one, meteor.
One person, I think.
Is it two?
Well, we have a winner.
You're the smartest.
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Wow.
You're getting a 65" TCL Roku TV.
All right.
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There you go.
You just take that home.