Ready to have your mind blown?? I can't believe my eyes. Check out this lifelike flickering
lantern! Am I going insane, or is that cube lamp changing colors on its own?? What on
earth - is that a friendly robot companion? Get ready to witness some of the most amazing
gadgets out there! Neon Crystal Cube-
Holy shit, have you guys seen the Neon Crystal Cube? It's like a disco ball on steroids,
man! It's got more LEDs than a Christmas tree, and you can control every one of them. It
says, "I don't conform to your boring traditional lamp standards." It says, "I like to party,
and I like to party hard." It's like a disco ball and a lava lamp had a baby, and a bunch
of rave-loving millennials raised that baby. What a time to be alive, am I right? I mean,
forget traditional lamps that just sit there and do nothing. It makes me want to throw
out all my old lamps.Who needs drugs when you've got a Neon Crystal Cube?
Omno Cube- The Omno Cube is perfect for those who are
sick of dealing with all the crap that comes with going to a real salon.Want a mohawk?
Go for it. Want to shave your head? Knock yourself out. Want to create a mullet? Well,
maybe think twice about that one. And can we just take a moment to appreciate the name?
The Omno Cube. It sounds like some kind of ancient artifact that's been unearthed from
a long-lost civilization. Or maybe a secret weapon that the government uses to control
our minds. Either way, it's awesome. It even comes with a vacuum, so it’s easy to clean
up afterward! Can I trust myself to cut my hair? Won't I end up looking like a demented
chia pet? With the Omno Cube, you're in charge of your destiny or hairline.
Enabot EBO X- The Enabot EBO X is what Enabot calls “the
first true family bot.” It's like a cross between a pet and a surveillance device. Want
to see what your partner is up to while you're away? The EBO X has got you covered. It's
like a friend but without any of the messy emotions or human connection. Because who
needs friends when you can have a robot that will never judge you for drinking alone on
a Tuesday night? this little robot can see in the dark, and it can see everything. It
can also secure your home against intruders and detect falls and cries. Which is just
a normal Tuesday at my house. Which is why I drink. It’s connected to Alexa, so You
don't need to get up to talk to it. You can just shout commands at your phone like a lunatic,
and the Enabot EBO X will do your bidding. Ringo-
Ringo is the latest invention in the world of exercise accessories, and it's causing
a stir. "Ringo." Who came up with that? Did they randomly pick a name out of a hat and
decide, "Yeah, this sounds like the perfect name for a water bottle-phone stand hybrid"?
Can you imagine if they had named it after one of the other Beatles? "Hey, have you seen
my John? I need to take a sip of water." I have to admit that the idea of having a phone
mounted on my water bottle is intriguing. I mean, I could watch Netflix while I'm on
the treadmill! Or check my email while I'm doing curls! The possibilities are endless!
M1 Caliber- Let's talk about the M1 Caliber, the measuring
tool blessed by the gods of technology. It's perfect for cutting lumber or your ex's old
furniture. The M1 Caliber is so precise it could probably measure the distance between
your ex's old furniture and their new lover's heart. Who wants to waste time measuring and
marking material with a tape measure and pencil like a troglodyte? I tried measuring with
a tape measure, but it was too much pressure. I felt like I was on an episode of 'Survivor.'
With the M1 Caliber, you can choose the width of your kerf, which is important because who
wants a big, fat kerf? Not me. I want a sleek and skinny one. Go out into the world and
measure everything. And if anyone asks, just tell them you're measuring for a coffin.
Timber Vaults Occasional Table - The Timber Vaults Occasional Table is perfect
for those mornings when you just can't seem to wake up without a shot of espresso and
a shot of something a little more powerful. It's a coffee table, but not just any coffee
table. No, this bad boy is designed to conceal your firearms and other valuable items in
plain sight! Because, you know, when you're having your morning coffee, you need a Glock
within arm's reach. it also uses battery-powered secure RFID technology to ensure that only
you can access your stash. Because, you know, you don't want your kids accidentally stumbling
upon your firearms collection while playing hide-and-seek. Just make sure to lock it.
You don’t want to shoot your TV cause you confused a gun for the remote.
Yeslamp Ace- Who needs sunlight when you've got the Yeslamp
Ace? You'll never have to go outside again! Who needs friends when you've got a lamp?
Who needs therapy when you've got a lamp? The Yeslamp Ace also has a color rendering
index higher than 96! That's higher than my IQ! It’s built for gamers and syncs up with
gameplay. What's next, a foot massager that syncs up with your killstreaks in Call of
Duty? And let's not forget about the four switchable smart RGB ambient light modes.
Because why have a boring white light when you can have a rainbow, firework, wave, or
pulse? I'm surprised they didn't throw in a unicorn mode while at it. Maybe I'll come
up with a lamp that syncs with my heartbeat or something.
ONE RS 1-Inch 360 Edition- Let's talk about the ONE RS 1-Inch 360 Edition.This
camera has got every bell and whistle possible. It has artificial intelligence built in. It's
like having a tiny robot that can take the perfect shot. And let's talk about the "Invisible
Selfie Stick." What kind of witchcraft is that? it's freaking me out.I can only imagine
the weird stuff people will create with this thing. I'm talking, like, 360-degree goat
yoga videos or something.The fact that it's so small and portable means you can sneak
it into places you're not supposed to. I'm talking about taking this to the strip club
or a presidential debate.And if you're not, you're probably just a basic who's still using
a disposable camera. Step up your game, son. LED Hydra-
Who needs a plain old water bottle when you can have a 2-liter bladder that lights up
like a freakin' Christmas tree? It's like the lovechild of a hydration bag and a digital
billboard. Have you ever looked at your hydration bag and thought, "Man, I wish this thing had
a screen on it so I could display my favorite meme for all to see"? Well, look no further
because the LED Hydra™ has got you covered! Why not strap a TV to your back and call it
a day? What's next, a hydration bag with a built-in hologram projector? Feeling sassy?
Display a middle finger emoji. Feeling existential? Display a quote from Nietzsche. Who needs
a plain old hydration bag when you can slap a picture of your ex on it and show the world
how much you don't care? Max Lantern -
Ah, the Max Lantern. What a shining example of a lantern. It has a realistic "dancing
flame." Who needs that? Are you trying to summon a demon or something? And don't even
get me started on the retro cyan appearance. "Wow, Tom, your lantern is so cyan and lacquered!
It's like I'm staring into the heart of a smurf!" And when you're out in the wilderness,
what's the one thing you're missing? That's right, moist air. And with the Max
Lantern, you can have all the moist air you want. "Hey guys, wanna try some of my humidifier
water?" you'll say as your friends back away slowly. The Max Lantern has a safety system
that prevents water from running out. I was so worried that my lantern was going to flood
my campsite. Revolve Chair -
The Revolve Chair. It's like a loveseat for one. This thing can support any sitting position
you can imagine. I like my chairs like my women - versatile, formable, and filled with
EPS Cloudbeans™. It's like the Kama Sutra of chairs. You can bend it, twist it, and
turn it in all kinds of directions. And what's up with the tripod structure? That's right,
a tripod! The designer said, "Hey, let's take a regular bean bag chair and add legs to it."
I've always wanted a piece of furniture that could support my weird, contorted sitting
positions. the Revolve Chair is the cream of the crop. Or should I say, the bean of
the bag? Do you know what else is versatile and can be used for various sitting positions?
Your mom.