welcome to the Internet chocolate might
be one of the greatest human
achievements in history therefore the
next step in our evolution is of course
human chocolate that's what we're gonna
turn link into a human chocolate
fountain I'm not quite following the
logic it doesn't matter it's time for
the human chocolate fountain challenge
link before we get started do I have
your consent to turn you into a human
chocolate fountain
you haven't Wow okay now we have the
chocolate fountain but we need a statue
that's where you come in take my glasses
nothing like a good morphsuit in the
morning should be a face hole great now
I gotta route this tube oh oh past your
butt and all the way down your leg oh oh
you going down the left leg I think I
feel okay I'm gonna go down the right
leg pick a leg just as long as you don't
go down in the middle almost got it
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yes we've reached full good now I'm
gonna lock it in goggles on huh
it kind of looks like I may be pushing
your eyes further back into your head is
it okay
you're gonna have goggle marks for days
it's tight we're gonna get you to climb
right up here it's step into the
fountain ready Roger Roger
yep just step right in the middle we
already got some chocolate in there
oh yeah all right I'm a statue
get it you feel stable and decent it's
my fig-leaf big enough first we got to
get the whole fountain working just get
the motion in the ocean going down here
so let's turn that on conduit oh okay
yeah that's real nice it's like a day
that does exactly the opposite of what
it should do
that's kind of adult we are going to
activate go ahead
is it raining in here just me uh oh wow
look at me I'm David oh you seen this
one that's real nice
yeah I'm thinking
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I got a little chocolate Oh myself boom
this is amazing this the freaking
chocolate amazing oh this is freaky you
want to tell you see that
we get a little pineapple this render
awaiting but you know what this fountain
actually has another feature that you
haven't yet experienced let's turn that
on that noise oh you're about to find
out I hate to ask you to do this but can
you pee into my mouth take a knee
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