hello I'm Josh I'm Molly I'm major
Charles today we are gonna be looking at
military memes anyone that is new to our
channel or doesn't know made of Charles
yet you are a real major in the army yes
hopefully I will be after this show okay
all righty here we go
that which does not kill us makes us
stronger except artillery artillery will
absolutely terrified
we do training where we go in a bunker
then they fire artillery us and yeah
it's pretty extreme and then in Iraq
clearly I was at the receiving end of
lots of artillery human is no time for
war is time for cut-offs have you said
with dogs never in a patrol with dog but
there are lots dogs out there I'm the
battery core deploy out with dogs so
really they're amazing - I see of my
regiment has a dog which she brought
back from Afghanistan really proper
through the proper process and saved it
wanted to rescue it that's so sweet
just that dog she met on the street yeah
kind of adoptable Oh am I higher is the
Sun giving this guy a shoulder rub when
you go on a Navy camp face yeah you have
to be aware of the ranks and your
soldiers and we all just go like the if
in doubt just throw one up here that's
the general rule it's better to salute
with like a corporal then if not just a
lure general but I know that's someone
very senior so how society sees me yeah
how happy see me I'm a little brother
sees me yet oh my god how my wife sees
me how my commander sees me what general
sees a robot nice how I find myself uh
the actual being yeah
yeah yeah more accurate than you realize
I this is avatar oh my holy moly that's
night literally that's a scary moment
identifying I went to submarine school
recently it was amazing
they're really bright soldiers how long
they have to stay under
yeah that's classified information
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when that door shuts and they deploy out
there is zero communication like with
families because they can't communicate
unless that's via a very top-secret kind
of connection so if anything happens at
home
wow you don't find out and I tell you
arrive Matt all right but it's really
medication Wow so there are amazing
vents and they're breathing in their own
farts if it looks stupid but works in a
your name stupid wait what is he doing
that he's testing for a sniper Wow
I've just seen what that is yes he might
have a spotter somewhere else and you
can't see a sniper you might be see the
flash he's in the thick of it right
there that's something you do when
you're in real trouble
holy money I just got a 50 Cal in the
background oh yeah that's a strong
that's a big boy go oh darling account
in a in a big sanger there was this bomb
I was like picked up the phone I called
the kind of the main guard and I was
like hi did you hear that no oh yeah
yeah we think you just got shot up just
keep your eyes out I was like okay Roger
just took a step from the edge of the
all right level easy level
and you must have to do a lot of
push-ups in the army yeah yeah yeah
[Laughter]
push-ups are old news per piece of the
new ones these days oh gosh that sounds
brute you know how burpees yeah yeah I
enjoy it
[Laughter]
Alex likes from like World War one to
mental it's actually from meme centre
calm okay have you heard about the
threat against area 51 no yeah by the
lost look on your face gonna say no it
was a joke but one the Air Force is
taking seriously 1 million people have
signed up for the storm area 51 they
can't stop let's see them aliens what do
you think about the plans are still Mary
51 no comment okay I'm just saying in
America storming anything military is
never good when you see people on social
media posting about storming area51
saying they can't stop all of us elves
and rounds a minute
the thing about explosions in real life
right yeah is they're not like the
movies they don't go oh it's not like
that it's like a rip like rips the air
it's like that and it's it's much more
terrifying much more ominous I remember
one of the most terrifying experiences
of my life and also interesting
experiences here I went to do your
laundry run okay it was early in the
morning we had to carry our body arm and
helmet everywhere with us because we
were getting bombed a lot I was there
put the laundry in for the guys and
myself and next thing the alarm goes off
I realized I'm like 200 meters away 300
meters away from the command post where
I need to be in order to like give the
clearance to fire back through my
laundry down and then put my helmet body
armor on and then I had to make it back
and I just remember having to sprint as
fast as I could with these Rockets going
on
oh just sprint and all I was thinking
was just not in front of me not in front
of me rockets exploded behind me but I
made it back this is difficult down here
we need air support you can do it Marian
Army Major was Harry I made you yeah
yeah he was when he got married all
right so it's also a major and then like
also like a general the same time I
guess wrong yeah it's like if you're
standing there and he was standing at
the same time we were pledging our
allegiance to the Queen
yeah and to the members of the royal
family there was like and you may yeah
all right what's been military means
with major Charles and we'll see you
Charlie soon
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