Hannah: We're gonna see if he can lay in one of these
Shane: Ahaha.
H: See?
H: I told you you wouldn't fall through.
S: Ahh...
H: You put your butt in the middle and your arms like that.
H: Are you comfy?
S: Sooo comfy.
H: And then I just send you out to sea!
S: I feel like I could tip that way really easily.
H: Nope
S: Can you turn my head right?
H: Isn't that comfy? S: Sort of.
H & Liz: (Laugh)
H: I don't know if I'll be able to get you out.
H: Let's see.
H: Ooo wanna do a spinny ride?
S & H: (laughs)
S: Aaaaaah.
S: Oh that actually made me dizzy.
H: Aww. S: Can we move away from the edge?
S: There's like- I'm terrified. H: It's easier for me to go up...
S: There's no reason why we need to be right there.
H: Let's see if I can get you out. That's the problem
S: I really really hope you can H: (laughs)
S: (laughs) Oh, okay H: (laughs) Uhh...
S: Owwww.
S: You stand on the- H: I'll stand up here.
H: That's much better.
S: Ahhh.
S: Nope.
H, S & L: (laughs)
H: Why are you locked in?!?
S: Get your arms under it - under me - more. H: I can't.
H: Here I'll do this.
S: I'm also sliding down too. H: (laughs)
H: Can I just- (laughs) push you?
H: (laughs) I'll just pluck you out the other side.
L: (laughs)
S: OH GOD. LIZ HELP!
H: Wait, I got it.
H: Push this down, please mom.
S: Almost. H:Wait
H, S & L: Yaaay!
(Intro music)
S: She fell asleep.
She's gonna get sun burned.
I'll wake her up soon.
S: That dress looks so nice on you. H: Thank you.
H: Do you like the red one or do you like the striped one?
S: Like, which do I like more? H: Yeah.
S: That one. H: Really?
S: Yeah.
H: I hope I'm getting everything.
S: What is that, bug spray?
H: Nope, sunscreen.
S: We're going to a seafood festival now. H: Yep, we're excited.
S: In the middle of a community park.
S: So that should be fun.
(Upbeat music)
S: I'm gonna have the jambalaya.
S: Every stand sells it but I found the one that looks the best, the creamiest.
S: Mmmm.
H: Good? Is it just what you thought it would be? S: It's very good.
(Loud ambient noise)
H: It's kinda loud in here.
(Upbeat music)
(Country music)
(Upbeat music)
Both: Mmmmm
(Upbeat music)
S: Could you put me in?
(Upbeat music)
H: They're huge! These are the biggest ones I've ever seen.
H: That's an alligator.
H: That is a literal alligator.
S: That's H-O-L-I...
(Upbeat music)
(Crunching noise)
S: Oh my god you scared me. What did you step on?
H: (laughs) A leaf.
S: Sounded like a firecracker. H: (laughs) Aww.
H: How does it feel? S: I am in...
S: my zen...
S: I've reached nirvana. H: (laughs)
S: Valhalla.
S: Whatever you choose to see it as.
S: I'm now there.
S: And my skin's burning.
S: Alright can you get like, a plate?
S: We're simply removing the skin of...oh yeah, get that bad boy off there.
S: Now we cut that in half.
H: That's hard. The fact that I haven't sliced a finger off... There.
S: Now you have to cut that... H: I think we might just want to put the egg on top, baby.
S: No, no, no, I wanna do in half.
S: No, no other way. H: This will not cut in half.
S: Yeah it will. H: It's so thin I can see through it already.
S: Really?
H: We can try. S: See, that's... no, but that's why we have to only take a little off.
H: Baby...
H: See, it's so thin I can't even hold either side. Ow!
S: Stop hitting your fingers! H: You're unreasonable.
S: There. Theeeeere.
H: Really? S: Perfect. Very-
H: My blood's all on it but other than that...
H: Where's the pan? Oh wait, is this in here? Is the pan in here?
H: Yes. Here's the pan.
H: Bless my mother for washing it.
H: Pan is not hot.
H: Ooh, looking done.
H: I had to smash Shane's breakfast sandwich flat so he could bite it but it turned out pretty good.
S: So yummy. H: He loves it.
S: Mm-hmm. H: It's everything he wanted it to be.
H: Mmmm.
S: I'm peeing. H: Oh- Are you really?!
S: No.
H: You swimmin' along? S: Hannah gets so disturbed when I say that I'm peeing in the pool.
H: (laughs) Well, I just don't know why you would say that to the camera.
S: Look, can you- Does it look like I don't have hands?
S: I'm hiding them. H: (laughs) I can see one.
S: You can see them? Wait...
H: (laughs) S: Does it look like I don't have hands?
H: Almost, yeah.
S: Oh, lizard on the door!
S: He's on the top frame of the door.
H: Oh yeah, I see his little butt!
H: Woaaah.
H: I love a good lizard.
S: Try to climb up onto the roof for a better shot.
H: Nah. S: Please?
S: Please climb on the roof.
H: Hello lizard!
(Upbeat music)
S: But I don't wanna get out!
(Upbeat music)
H: Shane asked me to get him out and I don't really feel like getting in, so...
(Upbeat music)
H: Oh no. I'm losing you.
H: I'm losing you.
S: No you're not. I'm going to the edge.
(Upbeat music)
S: We had a nice long day in the sun and now Liz has prepared a delicious pasta meal.
S: I need to buy this house.
S: This is my dream life.
H: Me too. I know. S: Right here.
S: Pool. Sunshine. H: Warmth.
S: And pasta.
H: It's like, 6 p.m. and we're outside and it's warm. S: Yeah.
S: I don't have pneumonia. H: (laughs)
S: Because it's warm. H: You didn't even get that in Minneapolis.
S: In Minneapolis I have a constant state of pneumonia. H: (disbelieving) Ohh.
S: That's not true...
H: It's pretty early in the morning.
H: Shane's already in the pool.
H: He's desperately trying to get me to go in with him.
S: Come on! H: It's not warm enough yet.
S: Think of how much fun we'll have!
H: We have all day to have fun.
S: My biggest challenge yet.
S: I will now submerge beneath the water, the enemy of man.
H & L: (laugh)
S: And grab the ring to unlock the secret realm.
S: Are you ready? H: He's 26.
S: One!
S: Two!
S: Three!!
H: Can you see?
L: To the right, to the right, to the right.
L: Down further.
L: Oh my goooood. H: Wooooaaaah!
L: Wooooah! H: (laughs)
H: You got three! L: Holy cow!
H: Oh my god.
S: Ah haaa! H: (laughs)
S: (laughs) H: How was it?
S: Easy.
S: We had a nice day laying by the pool. Got nice and tan. H: Yep.
S: Now we're gonna get ready and go for dinner at DaVinci's
H: Italian food. S: It's supposed to be a good Italian restaurant.
H: Yeah. S: I'm very excited.
H: Me too.
(Cheerful music)
H: We're attempting to get a video of the sunset and see the sunset... S: (shouting inaudibly in the distance)
H: Over the beach but it took a while to get here and then we couldn't find parking, so I think we might have missed it.
H: Shane. We cannot go that fast.
H: (laughs) Are we too slow?
S: Well, we missed it. Everyone's leaving.
L: These people come to take that picture. S: Yeah, it's probably so pretty.
H: Yeah. S: If only, if only.
(Outro music)