I'll be table at the mornin to ya
laddies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to awful
yes mo I've got a fancy new mic this
time it's a binaural microphone so if
you really want to get the benefits but
on some sweet sexy headphones right now
otherwise what are you doing with your
life what does microphone to us is
simulate the human here to give you some
really accurate sounds I'm one spring
here spare about this is that I can hear
it in here - turn it up even louder oh
baby that's the good [ __ ] I was trying
to take a little sip
let's [ __ ] it off
how does anybody keep a straight face
recording answer this is as straight as
they could get the microphone by the way
my-my mics time hold that it doe
horizontal piece of [ __ ] oh my lips are
feeling a little dry asked her
oh yeah that's pretty good people
actually like this we're gonna do some
basic hygiene today you're filthy you're
a dirty little being you're disgusting
dirty dirty what have you been listening
to have you been listening to things
you're not supposed to I think so Oh
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disgusting
Scelzi what have you been doing with
yourself there you go
oh this one's not as dirty you're a
little right dear Freaker Jim you're
still a little filthy though take a
little hair on your upper lip there let
me just cut it off
yeah there you go
let me just trim up the back of it as
well there you go
thirty-eight years I don't think that's
going to the job you're still looking a
little hairy around the ear canals
little filthy
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in the excess air
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it was thank you
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there you go all clean uh-huh good a
little wonderful now everything about
you is looking really nice yes yes I
like it a lot yeah look much better
let's not forget down someone forgot the
little [ __ ] pills you want to take them
you want your little [ __ ] pills back
you need to take you have you
and you want a mint here let me get you
one there we go yes the mint goes in the
ear right inside Oh disgusting that was
in your ear
your tasty little your mint that's good
this tastes like well you ever heard
earlier I can taste while you're hearing
I really hope no one is trying to fall
asleep okay well thank you for joining
in to another episode of awful yes
you learned something here today I'm
take this knowledge and you go very far
with it tell your friends all about it
don't forget filthy filthy years
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