My neck!
My [Screaming] HOAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
My back! My pussy and my crack. *Crush* *man screaming in Pain*
♫ Habadum, habadum, humbum. ♫ *glass shattering*
Wuhuhuuuut the fuuuuk?
You mean this isn't how to do this right? *More Broken Glass sounds*
[high pitched]Ahh! I'm just a single mother looking for loooooo- [laughing] -ve...
The escape room, click on an object to- [:O]
Whaaaaat? *Beep x2*
Ooh, I need a screwdriver? *Wooden Drawer Opening*
Ooh, I picked up a secret code?
Okay
Ooh. Aah.
Screwdriver?
Yes?
Key?
*door unlocking* Yeah!?
Go to door! Okay.
*Very Raspy Gasp*
Don't move!
Yeah! Did I make it? Yeeeeeah!
I did- Wow.
Virtually impossible? But in what way?
Let me do a sick flip into death.
OHHHAUGH. *Many Stabbing noises*
Alright, let's try this sick flip again!
Woopie-eugh. *Stabbing noises* *crack* *man screeming in pain*
♫ I'm like an arrow! ♫
Weee!! *stabbing noises* *man whining in pain*
[laughing] So the trick is just don't fucking move!
Well, here we go. *Many Bottles Breaking*
[Shouted] Shabbada shabbada shabbada shabbada shaboooo! Shamoo! Shebbedeh!
Oooh, that was easy!
That was ea- Oh, hello.
Where are we going?
Why are we going backwards now?
Son? I think, you might need to prepare yourself for some immediate death happening.
Because I have a funny feel- [gasped] *Bottles Breaking* Oh god no!
So the trick is to balance on the front wheel, I think.
*Many Bottles Breaking* [Multiple screams] *Crush* AH! NO! YOU TRICKSTER! Oh, you bitch!
Okay. Wait (x5)...
[Gasped] [Laughing Proudly] Yeah!
Tetris is dangerous!
Oh no. What's gonna happen to me?
Am I going to... survive????
Oh, [gasped] hahahaha.
Let me just- I'm gonna lay down on this tetris block over here.
Nothing's gonna get me!
Am I safe up here? I have a funny feeling.
I'm gonna be okay!
So far so goo!
Wait, how- how high is this gonna build up?
My butt is vulnerable where I'm at right now!
Oh god, wait a minute...
Something doesn't seem fair about this.
[Screamed] Ah, no! Oh, god! *Crush*
[Markimoo sounds coming up again]
I wish I didn't stick my butt out so much.
Ah! *man Screaming in pain* Oh, [gasped] Oh, Oh Ho Ho Huh!
Well, I guess I don't need to worry about the “butt problems” anymore!
Woah! I forgot! That's a trickster!
Well! I have so much more maneuverability now.
AH!! OH GOD! *Crush*
Okay, we're good. Wait, we're not good.
Hup! Ho, ho, ho got outta that sitch!
Hep, backflip into SURVIVAL! *Crack* *Man Shouting In Pain*
[Screamed] Ah, no! Save me, [loud] save me!
Somebody? Ohh...
Uh oh, not my butt!
Owooohow just g- ahh fuck! AHH! OH! *Snap* *Man Screaming In Pain*
[Screaming] OHH! AHHHH!
*Moist Burst* [Gasped] AH!! What the hell happened there? Why did I just explode?
Wacky, wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man! *Pogo Stick Breaks*
*Snap* Oh... What, hey! Wait a minute!
I can't grab? *Snap*
[Screamed] Oh god, no! Save me! Ah, *Crush* *man Screaming In Pain* oh, oh, oh...
Still... Alive! Somehow!
Boink!
Alright! [Loud] Oh!
Is that a way out?
eeuuuuhhhh!
Ah, oh god! Oh wait, hang on, I just gotta be-
OOO!! Get up against the-
*Crush* [Screamed loudly] No!
Butt, why did you betray me?
♫ Shoobi dee woob, woob, woob! ♫
Don't- No! [Screamed] No! *Snap* *Man Whining In Pain* Ah...
Hep! Whoa! No! *Snap* [Screamed] Ah!
Where am I going? [Screamed] Oh ho god...
Well, at least, life is fine and dandy...
[Screamed insanely loud] OOHHHHH! *Crush*
I'm ready, primed and ready!
Whoa, not ready! God, damn it!
To the same- *Crush* God damn thing...
Ehh! Get back! (x3)
*Crush* [Long] Ah...
[Very long] Soo, I gootta wait for my opportuuuniitiayyy...
There it is! That's what I was waiting for!
That's what I was slappin' on!
[Screamed insanely loud] No! *Crush*
[Long and loud] Ahhhhh, fuck you!
Oh no! Okay, dodge this way!
Houp! Okay, dodge back!
Bring it back, make that ass clap!
[Loud] Ah, fuck off!
What are you doin'? *Electronic Beeping* No! Oh god! No (x5), that sounds like mines and bombs!
Wait, houp! Okay, we're fine! We're fine...
We're fi- [Screamed loudly] No! God （。 ㅅ 。） fuck!
EEAAAH!!
Okay, I think, we're good!
I think, we're good!
Like, we knew that we [screamed] go fucking forward, you du-
AH NOO!!!!!!!
OH GOD SAAVE MEE!!!
AAAAH!!
*boom*
[Gasped] Ah, fucking "cock ass"!
This is an endevor
*squish*
AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUNOHOHOHO
Hep! *Snap* [Screamed] Ah! Oh, fucking cock ass!
There is- Whoa!
No! [Screamed] No! Come - on- *Crush* fuck you!
no
NO!
NO!!
NO!!!
NAO!!!
NO!!!!
ffuck OFF
GET OUT
NAO!!!
FUCK OFF
JUST FUCKING!!
[Screamed insanely loud] Are you fucking kidding me? *Crush*
No. Why?
Why?
no
no!
NO
NO NO
NO!!
WHAT THE FAAAA!!! *fades*
Okay! Whoop! Whoa. No! *Snap* God, no! Fucking *Crush* cock!
[Long] Why... are you doin' that?
[Screamed long] TO MEEEE! WHAT THE FUUUCK???
Hmpf! Fuck you! *Electronic Beeping*
Okay! Got it! Okay, just...
Ehh!
Just... fucking- Okay yes! (x2)
[Long] Hah!
[Screamed happily] Yes! (Background: Victory Sound)
[Long] Oh my god!
[Long inhaling] WHAAAAATT... THE FUUUUUUUCK!
Uh, kiddies, the level title is "Ninjas Only"...
Oh, if this has anything to do with farmers only, I'm gonna have a good time! AHUEHUE*Quiet Explosion*
A Huhuh! Oh, kids! Oh, kids! Kids! [Long screamed] Ah! *Stabbing Noises*
[Long] Ah, I don't think this is right! *Explosion*
Uhow, bam! (Background: Exploding landmine)
Ah, fuck! *Stabbing Noises*
Come along, kiddies! *Explosion* [Screamed long and loud] Woo! (x2)
[Long and loud] I'm cheating!
*Many Stabbing Noises* Fuck- Ah, fuck! Ah, god damn it!
[Screamed long and loud] I'm still cheating! *Stabbing Noises* Fuck all of you! To- ow...
*Spinning Blade Tearing Through Flesh* [Screamed loudly, gasped] AH!!! My own helicopter betrayed me!
Alright, pogo man! (Background: Exploding landmine) Ow!
Alright Pogo Man! *Stabbing Noises* Fuck!
Pogo Man *stabbing Noises* ooww!
Haha, you thought, you had me? But the answer was: You somehow got me!
Nyehh! [Screamed loudly] Whoa! *Stab* *Man Whining In Pain*
[Screamed long and loudly] Ah, shi- Oh, fuck off, man!
Ow! Just need to *Stab* spear my butthole on that for- *Explosion* [Long] Oh!
Euhh, that was a close one! *Stab* Ah- Oh, come on!
Bah! Nuu, mmm, fuuck! no, no,
Yes! (x4)
[Victoriously screamed] YES! Okay, got it, got it, got it... *Stab*
Kiiiid, it is goin' badly for us! Ohhhh, *Smash* aw shit! [blood spills]
Kid, you alright back there? Huh, you doin' fine?
[Screamed long] Woobiedie woo!
Ah, *Snap* fuck you!
W W- Wahh, fuck! Hang on! Wait!
Aw, god damn it!
Ahh, get ready for the "Double-under-turnover" *Crush* ... Shit!
Get ready for the "Ass-blaster 9-"... *Snap* bluh!
Get ready for the... uhh the... "Fondleballer"... *Snap*
Get ready for the "Asshole Inspection"! [Laughed] Can you just take a good look up my butthole?
Get ready for the- [Sigh] Ah... Get ready for the pacifist!
Get ready for the "Paci-FIST"! *Smash*
[Gasped] [Laughing] Oh, Gee-!
Get ready for "Unpleasent 69"!
[Laughing] Well, this certainly is unpleasent..
[Slurred] Get ready for the "Awkward divorce"! *Smash* Oh, shit!
Get ready for "Jeff Goldbloom's Kiss"! *Smash* [Shock] Oh!
Get ready for the "Tender loving embrace"! *Crush* [Giggling] Oh, Geez! Too much love!
(Background: "Crazy la Paint" fading in) [Gasped] ERRH! Oh-ho-ho, god! Erh! Well, kiddies! What. Do. You. Want. For, [screamed loudly] CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?
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