- In this first video, you're gonna see a guy
who just don't wanna go to the gym.
You know, memberships are for a reason.
Gyms is for a reason.
You can't work out at your house.
It's reasons why we have gyms.
But no, no.
(audience laughing)
Big boy don't wanna spend no money.
Now the fact that I'm showing you this,
tells you that this is not a good idea.
Take a look.
(wood cracking)
(audience clapping)
Which one you think is more?
A gym membership or replacing that door?
But now what I want you to do
is after he falls I want you to listen to this sound.
Watch.
(wood cracking)
(man grunting)
(audience laughing)
Phew, you hear that?
(audience clapping)
That's him spitting that wood out his mouth.
(audience laughing)
All right, now this next video is.
Now fellas, I hate to do this to you, but you got to see it.
There's a physics teacher who's balancing a board of nails
and a cinder block on his chest
to demonstrate to his students a lesson
on the displacement of force upon impact.
Now since he's a teacher,
he took some necessary precautions.
He put a helmet on.
And he had the assistant principal come
to the class with this sledge hammer to help.
(laughing)
You know this is gonna go wrong, don't ya?
(audience laughing) Roll the tape.
- One. - One, two, three.
Let me know, okay. - Two, three.
(cement cracking) (man grunting)
(audience gasping)
- [Man] Right here, ready?
(cement cracking)
(laughing)
- Every dude in here went ah.
(audience clapping)
All right, this next video,
is this really, really macho guy.
Clearly you can see in this video that this dude work out.
He in the gym.
Even his medallion is a weight.
He got tattoos.
The medallion is a bar bell.
This boy is a beast.
(audience laughing)
He a beast!
This is a scary dude.
When you see him, this ain't who you want
to run up into in a alley.
But he on a rollercoaster.
(audience laughing)
He didn't know we was filming it.
Ladies and gentlemen, here come the beast.
(frantic screaming)
(audience clapping)
Did you hear him calling his mama?
- [Audience] Yes!
- Mom!
(yelling)
(audience clapping)
We'll be right back!