(dark dramatic music)
- Let me take these (bleep) lashes off.
- Eek!
- What the (bleep)!
What the (bleep)!
Bitch.
- Ooh! (laughing)
- Bitch, what the (bleep) is that?
- Balls.
- Are you (bleep) serious?
Balls!
- Testicles.
- [Ashleigh] What the (bleep) were you thinking?
- [Tajana] What were you thinking?
- No, two balls!
- I mean, they don't come (bleep) four.
- They're balls like under a man's like thing.
The (bleep), I got balls on my ass.
(laughing)
And the fact that it looks like a chicken bone
with hairs coming out of it.
(laughing)
Taj, how am I gotta wear a bathing suit?
People are gonna be like what the (bleep)
is sticking out of her bathing suit?
- Balls.
(dark dramatic music)
(laughing)
- Will you tell us why balls?
- Ashleigh, she always like tryna test me
like how far she could push me,
how much (bleep) I'll take from her.
She had to make it known like she has
like the bigger balls, so to speak.
- She's got the balls right now.
- Yeah.
- Kiss my ass.
(dark dramatic music)
- (sobbing) I don't wanna look.
(breathing deeply)
Are you (bleep) kidding me, dude?
Why, what the (bleep) like?
- That's a chastity belt.
- Like it's the last thing
that you don't want me to do porn, whatever.
Now I really can't, I really (bleep) can't
'cause I'm not gonna wanna be naked in front of anyone.
I really can't, I really wanna freak out.
I really can't. (sobbing)
I feel ugly now.
I'm already insecure enough about this area
like now I have to (bleep) have this here.
- I feel bad though, you know?
(bleep)
- [Nicole] Oh god!
- Oh my god.
Try, try (bleep)?
I can't even read.
- [Nicole] Do you want us to read it aloud?
- Please.
- All right. - Oh my god.
- "10 a.m. BJ appointment,
"12 p.m. (bleep) the hottie nextdoor,
"3 p.m. (bleep) appointment,
"4 p.m. try (bleep)".
You're free at 5.
(laughing) - Oh my god.
- Free to (bleep) kill you!
I can't handle this like.
- There's good reasoning behind it though.
- There's peach emojis next to "Try (bleep)"!
- I need to know why the (bleep) you put this on her.
- You have me schedule all of your (bleep) appointments.
- What do you mean?
- He's the (bleep) secretary.
- Yeah, basically.
- It's being exaggerated.
- No, it's enough that I'm fed up.
- It really isn't like that bad.
I'm just like in college living my life.
- Yes, preach, girl! - It's not like I'm--
- You're not really giving guys enough time
to even get to know you or respect you.
- There's nothing wrong with what I'm doing now
and now anyone who sees this just thinks
I clear my schedule to have sex with random people all day.
(sobbing) (dark dramatic music)
It's like I'm just like mind blown
that anyone would even think of this tattoo.
It's not right, I don't think it's right at all.
And I'm quite upset actually.
- You should be giving her that hug, honestly.
- I don't want him to come near me.
(dark dramatic music)
- Jesus Christmas.
(laughing)
Dude, that (bleep) not avoidable, it's there.
- It's forever.
- Dude, what the (bleep)!
I have a (bleep) crab!
(bleep) you!
That (bleep) is really there, bro.
- Yeah, but you have a shirt on.
People are gonna have to see my (bleep).
- But they already know!
- What don't we know about this tattoo?
- The first night you were at my house,
you were telling me like, "Bro, my pubes itch, bro.
"Like, I don't know what's going on."
I said, bro, you got crabs, dog.
You need to go to a doctor.
- Bro, you're talking about this here.
- But here's where it gets worse,
you went to mess with a girl and you had sex with her
and she ended up catching it from you as well.
(gasping)
- This (bleep) is (bleep)!
- I think the world mighta needed to know.
- So do you still have the crabs?
- No, it cleared up.
- He went to the doctor-- - Went to the doctor.
- What about your girlfriend, does she know?
- She doesn't know anything about it.
- Well, she's about to know.
- You got explaining to do, bro.
- What the (bleep), bro?
- Lil Cannoli went below the belt, literally,
and that son of a bitch went for it.
- Do you think the friendship can withstand this?
- Dude, this is so (bleep).
Yo, I shoulda never came on this (bleep) show.
- [Nicole] Oh no! (dramatic music)
- The (bleep) is that, man?
What the (bleep), bro?
Bro, like and you was cryin' about that?
- [Nico] You've got six sets of testicles on his back.
- It's a tree ball.
So what does that mean?
- Basically, I feel like he doesn't have any balls
when it comes to talkin' to ladies.
He needs to grow a pair and be able to step up and do that.
- How is that gonna help me get girls?
- It's ball sacks hanging from a tree.
- [Byron] I mean, who's gonna see it?
- This is on t.v., bro.
- If y'all wanna hug it out right now,
we're here for it.
- Nah.
- Not right now.
- We can't be cool after this, bro.
- [Group] Three,
two.
- Oh! - One.
- [Nicole] No!
- I can't even (bleep) look.
- 17 (bleep) years, Sarah?
Are you serious?
What the (bleep) is that?
- Stained toilet paper.
You need to clean up your act.
- Explain the full story here.
- All right, me and Kenny were hooking up
with this guy in the back of his truck.
Kenny leaves, he took a (bleep), did not wipe,
all of a sudden this guy (bleep).
There was (bleep) dripping into his hand,
that's why I gave you that tattoo.
You need to clean your (bleep) up.
- I'm (bleep) leaving, dude.
(bleep)
(dramatic music)
(bleep)
- Why the (bleep) did you put, is this me and you?
(dark music)
Jaz, why the (bleep) would you put that on me, seriously?
- 'Cause I wanna talk to you, wait!
- Why you want to talk to me?
Jazmine, that (bleep) crazy.
- I have a secret to tell you.
- [Dominique] Bro, that's (bleep) weird (bleep).
I shoulda did you dirty, bitch.
- That's not dirty though--
- Bitch, that is dirty to me. - I have a secret to tell you.
- Anybody that looks like that,
it looks like you're (bleep) spit.
Secret? - Can I talk, though or no?
- [Dominique] So then tell me.
- Like, I love doing threesomes with you
like I just loved it
and I fell in love with you.
(dramatic music)
- [Dominique] This is stupid.
- I'm not gonna run after her
if she's gonna be nasty to me.
- [Woman Off Camera] Don't, you might get knocked out.
- Is she really gonna be a bitch like that?
- She's not being a bitch.
It's on her chest and it's very revealing.
It's shocking.
- I'm in love with her.
- Why the (bleep) would you (bleep)?
- I understand. - (bleep) weird!
- [Nico] I understand.
- [Dominique] What does that even (bleep) say?
- It says "Thruple or Nah?"
Let's go inside and let's just get her
to tell us what it means.
(dark music)
- What the (bleep) does that even mean?
- Thruple, it's a three-couple.
So you know my boo that I have now,
I want us to be in a relationship,
me, you and Dayquan.
- I've never (bleep) met Dayquan.
I don't want a (bleep) random
mother (bleep) guy on my chest.
- I wanted it on your heart
so you can know how much I-- - That's weird!
Yeah, like I'm explaining this to my kids
or some (bleep) weird (bleep).
- And it just like puts a bad face to polyamory, honestly.
It's like you're blasting this hyper-sexualized
version of a thruple.
That (bleep) porn!
- I thought you were showing me signs
when we would have our threesome
that you love me too.
- Oh my god.
- How, is this the only way
that you thought to tell her this?
- [Dominique] This is (bleep) creepy as (bleep)!
- So you don't wanna be with me?
- No, honestly I don't even wanna look at you the same.
(dramatic music)
(intense music)
- [Nicole] Mommy!
- What the (bleep)?
- [Nico] Oh my god. (dark music)
- (screaming) Mommy! - Oh!
- [Nicole] Jesus (bleep)!
- [Woman Off Camera] Oh my god!
(screaming)
- [Nicole] Oh my god.
- You gotta come this way.
- [Nicole] Jesus (bleep)!
(bleep)
- [Mondo] Crazy.
- You need a medic, for sure.
- [Nicole] Oh my god!
- I give him the tattoo just to remind him to relax,
but what he did today proved your tattoo to be correct.
- He went behind my back and (bleep) me over.
Come out!
- He's not coming back here right now.
- I literally (bleep) hate this tattoo.
I do not do steroids.
I work hard for this body every single day.
I would like to know why,
why he would take this route.
This is definitely it for us for now.
I need a lot of space from that dude or I'm gonna kill him.
- Let me take these (bleep) lashes off.
- Eek!
- What the (bleep)?
What the (bleep)?
Bitch.
(dark dramatic music)
What the (bleep)?
Bitch.
I just can't stop lookin' at this (bleep).
This (bleep) is in my (bleep)
my vagina!
- Mm-hm.
- Bitch, this a (bleep) dream?
And you was cryin' over that (bleep)?
- I feel like this is worse, really.
- No, bitch, that (bleep) ain't (bleep) worse.
What the (bleep) is you talkin' about?
- [Kayla] You can cover yours up.
- [Imani] With what?
- (bleep) Pants.
- Why are those coming off? (dark dramatic music)
What the (bleep)?
(screaming) - Oh!
- Jesus (bleep)!
Ooh!
- [Woman Off Camera] Oh my god.
- I just wanna know why she did it,
that's all I wanna know.
- [Nico] Why'd you do this?
- I feel like this is just payback
for what you did in high school
and it's honestly not enough.
- Why braids in the first place?
What are we trying to say here?
- Hairy, what's hairy?
- [Kayla] And don't shave.
- Hold up.
- You always have a bush. - 'Cause I shave--
- You don't shave. - What you talkin' about?
I do.
- And that's the reason I gave you the tattoo today.
- And you don't brush your teeth
that's the reason I gave you the (bleep) tattoo.
- I do brush my teeth.
- Why the (bleep) I can't shave my (bleep) vagina
when the (bleep) I wanna shave it?
- [Nico] Why she can't brush her teeth
when she wants to brush her teeth?
- You don't see my (bleep) vagina every (bleep) day.
- It's still not cute to go out like that either way.
- And your teeth still not cute.
- And the bush still not cute.
- Right, bitch, you got me (bleep) up.