- Why are ISFJs so boring?
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- Why do INFPs ghost?
- Are INTJs evil?
- Like, why are people Googling that?
- Why y'all bein' so triflin', Google users?
- Why are ISTPs so cool?
I'm cool because I'm just being myself.
You could be cool too, if you were me.
- Do ENFPs have ADHD?
No. Wait, what was the question?
- Are INTJs evil? (chuckles evilly)
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No.
- Why are ISFJs so boring?
Okay, this is rude.
I am not boring, okay?
Every Saturday, me and my book club friends,
we get together, we have fun,
we go out to Applebee's.
I get the grilled chicken and some ice water,
and then after that, we go for a walk around the block,
hit up Starbucks for a decaf,
then maybe go sit in the park for 90 minutes.
Wait a second. Am I boring?
- Why do ENTPs like to argue?
It's not really a matter of liking to argue,
it's a matter of taking up responsibility
for being correct.
Do you like being surrounded by stupid people
who have the wrong opinions on everything?
It's like, good luck with that.
- Why are ENFJs the best? Oh my gosh, you guys!
If it wasn't for all the people
who have encouraged me, (sniffles)
and helped me along the way,
like, they're really the ones who are the best.
It just means so much to me
that people in Google are asking why I'm the best!
- Do ESTPs lie?
No. Try figuring that one out.
- Do ISTJs like hugs?
Well, hugs are statistically shown
to reduce stress, increase happiness,
and improve cardiovascular health.
- [Interviewer] Yeah, but do you like hugs?
- I mean, I guess so.
At least until there's significant statistical data
suggesting that hugs are harmful.
- Why are ISFPs selfish?
Hey, I'm vegan, so I'm saving animals,
and I ride my bike everywhere,
so I'm saving the planet.
And if you were dying to have a burger
and went to work every day soaked in sweat
the way I am, it's probably make you a little selfish too.
- Why are INTPs so lazy?
I do not consider myself to be lazy, okay?
I do a lot of work.
It just all happens to be up here,
and it all happens to be while I'm playing video games.
Or lying in bed till 2:00 p.m.
- Why are ESFPs dumb?
Okay, I got a better question.
Why y'all bein' so triflin', Google users?
Why are you jonein' on my personality type?
What you should be searching for
is how can I stop bein' so jelly of ESPFs, m'kay?
Try typing that into Google,
get educated, and then come talk to me.
- Are ENTJs sensitive?
No. Like, why are people Googling that?
Do they think I'm sensitive?
'Cause I'm not.
Like, why are people Googling that?
- Are ESFJs popular?
Well, I have 9,000 Facebook friends,
my social calendar is full until the fifth day of Hanukkah,
and I've gotten like six texts since I've been sitting here,
so you tell me if I'm popular.
- Why do INFPs ghost?
I don't like ghosting people, okay?
It's just sometimes, it feels like it takes
so much energy to reply to a text,
and sometimes, it's just easier for me
to burn that bridge.
And half the time, they don't even notice.
Does it even count as ghosting at that point?
- Do ESTJs have feelings?
I'm sure there are feelings in here somewhere,
just building up, becoming more intense and unmanageable,
till one day they explode, but it's fine.
But it'll happen one day.
- What do INFJs want?
Well, I'm reading the body language
and the tone of voice of the people around me
to see what it is I should want.
- [Interviewer] Yeah, but what do you want?
- Oh, what do I want?
- [Interviewer] Yeah.
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Till next time, stay cool and attractive.