Augustus okay. Next up tonight is Simon's golden buzzer hunt? He's the comedian
It was the judges choice in wednesday's nights every fight. It's cordial on him
I'm Co Joe annum and I'm 39 years old
For comedy. I was working in a sports shop. I said the customer services jobs that I need
I didn't want to progressive him when I found comedy. It was like a godsend
My feels in
2017 what I love about Tiffany is how much she encourages me? She's like, I'm right behind you if you fall I got you
Came at a perfect time you're talking about the biggest show in the country that this was a perfect opportunity
The semi-final performance was very exciting
Just really calmed me down and I really had a good time I enjoyed it so much
Talent I would be related to perform in front of the royal family, you know from hackney. I've grown up in foster care
This is what the kind of person that would normally be in front of royalty. I spent 20 years preparing for this moment
I just want to make sure that my family are proud of the journey that I've gone on
Tonight could be a matter changes my whole life
I'm excited to be here. It's the last time
It's the final I have one question. I have one question
Why do untidy people love to have people over I?
Understand it do not mean it really don't understand it and what confuses means they invite you confidently knowing that their house is a mess
I know I'm gonna be talking about their house at the moment. I walk in or I'm not invited to a dinner party
I walked and I was like, wow, is this how they live?
Is this
People love to make you comfortable. They've got the cheek to say take off your jacket mate and make yourself at home
No, I'm not staying
I knew they had not cleaned it for years. I sat on the couch at the back of a couch. I found a marathon bar
Since 1990
Gentlemen, this house was filthy. It was so bad. I took off my shoes when I left
So holidays are coming up right? I'm looking forward to it good things about that
I wonder then you get to relax and hopefully you get some good weather
Right the bad the bad part about holidays is when you come back right you come back spend all your money
You can't even afford to take yourself home
So, what do you do you call a mate your cornerman and you plan ahead. I call my friend TJ, TJ
Listen, I'm coming back on Monday morning 7:00 a.m. Heathrow Airport terminal free
Can you please pick me up? The first thing Liars do is answer immediately. Yeah, I got it brother. I was like, whoa
Great Monday morning 7:00 a.m
Okay, terminal free he forever I need you to pick me up. He said okay, ladies and gentlemen
I am now happy I have made my plans. I'm cool. I get back to he from airport
Ladies and gentlemen, the first thing that woke me up was how other people who were on my flight were greeted at the airport
There was a lady on my left she came through the doors her husband was standing there
He had a borders and her name on it Sally
Gave him a kiss on the cheek. They went home happy days
There was a man on my right on the flight line gentlemen, he came through seventeen of his family members turned up
into one Nissan Micra
I was like this guy's a genius ladies and gentlemen, I have made my own pants - I came to do it. I was like
I
Was fuming I was waiting for one hour
Often our ladies and gentleman a mutual friend of mine and TJ's turned up at the airport. His name was Gavin
I said Gavin when's TJ? He's supposed to be picking me up is the other airport
Gavin said yes, and I was like thank God and Gavin then said he's going to Jamaica for two weeks. I just dropped him off
I
Just would have personally say to you right this is the Philo, but I want to say thank you for pressing that golden buzzer
Because you've changed my whole life
Simon I would love to invite you to my church
Simon you have to cancel the rest of your plans
The finishing time is never to finish in time I
Used to blame my pastor at my church because that's what he was the reason why church was going on for so long
But it's nothing to do with him. It's the bloody choir
Sing choruses on one song
Ladies and gentlemen, I've seen songs of praise. They send the songs fast simple things to do
In the name of Jesus in the name of Jesus
Quickly, ladies and gentlemen, we sing the same song in my church, but we sing it like this
I said
If you don't have enough money for the basket you just bring extra next week not my choice
Ladies and gentlemen, they've got a cash machine
That's the most I could get right I gave my pastor ten pounds I said pastor
Could I please have some change he took my money and said but we'll change
Use your corner buzzer, he's in the fire
Coach you are you know what and thank you for saying what you're saying, but I also want to thank you
You know because this show is nothing without people like you and when it mattered you
Just you did the great performance we were waiting for because that was fantastic
Realizing tonight is as much as I love but like the technical talent
I also like the people and I love you and you're a dad. You've worked hard to get this break again
like I said previously this could change your life, you know, and I would I really
Really hope that the public get behind you cause you deserve it. You're a great guy. I
Think you appealed
Solutely everybody and I sometimes worry about comedians, you know
Because I think I've they used up all their best material on the first audition. You save the best for last
Wow
Love that now you said in your bTW that you've been working for 20 years, but I feel like you're just getting started coach
Oh, this is the start of something. So amazing for
Again each time you get better and better and so happy for you. Well done. Yeah absolutely. Brilliant. This was by far your best
set ever
This is absolutely brilliant and what a great time to choose to do it and I'll see you next Sunday
We find fascinators well as we see like two or three minutes of your aqua
I mean you've got were like 20 minutes half an hour
Yeah
All these jokes that I've been able to do on the show that all the rounds if there's small pieces of bigger stories
You know, so it's been quite difficult to kind of narrow them down
But sometimes you know, you learn a new discipline and getting to the point
So I've learned a lot throughout this whole process and I feel like I've grown as well
You're just gonna have to go on tour. Yes
Well, we'll be there we'd be front row if you think poor job
Okay time for a break but we'll be right back with the last act of an unbelievable final : Zachary
So you can stop picking your winner see in a few minutes