Thank you for joining us here in sunny Los Angeles.
It was 85 degrees today.
It was-- it was just nice and--
and we should enjoy it because--
I don't know if you read this, but there's a new study that
says the heat index, which is basically the measure of how
hot it feels, they say that by the year 2050
the heat index will be literally off the charts.
It'll be so hot on the hottest days,
they won't be able to chart it.
Can't they just make new charts?
Because it's-- can you imagine that?
Somebody says, how hot is it going to be today?
And they're just like, well, real--
I don't know.
Over the next three decades, we will
have days on which the heat index is so extreme it becomes
incalculable, which seems bad.
But there is hope.
According to the same report, we can
avoid the worst case scenario if we reduce
emissions from fossil fuels.
Unfortunately, the fossil who is currently fueling the White
House doesn't care about that because he
won't be around in 2050.
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He would probably brag about breaking the heat index,
so it's up to us to do our part to cool people off.
And with that said, we are going to--
we have something special tonight.
Let's go outside to Guillermo, who's on Hollywood Boulevard.
Hello, Guillermo. How are you?
How you doing, Jimmy?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Guillermo, what is the heat
index out there right now?
It's muy caliente.
Very hot, Jimmy.
Muy caliente, yes.
So tonight, Guillermo is going to give a pedestrian
who needs one a summer haircut.
Correct, Guillermo?
That's right, Jimmy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: All right, so round somebody up,
and we'll start chopping away.
Let's see, who do we have out there?
Oh, wow, that's great.
What is your name?
Gus.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Gus, where are you from?
I'm from McAllen, Texas.
JIMMY KIMMEL: All right, so Gus, you have a lot of hair,
don't you?
Yes, I do. JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah.
Have you always-- do you always wear your hair like that,
or do you sometimes have it short?
This is my first year with long hair, so I was like,
I'll give it a try.
After seeing "Aquaman."
JIMMY KIMMEL: And?
"Aquaman?"
OK.
And what kind of cut are you looking for today?
As if it matters.
It really doesn't matter, but what are you thinking today,
Gus?
Thinking he's going to get creative.
Guillermo, why don't you get started?
What do you have there?
What do you got, Clippers? - Yes, Jimmy.
JIMMY KIMMEL: And what number are you going to go at?
I think it's number four. JIMMY KIMMEL: A number four.
All right.
So start at number four.
And-- oh, boy.
Is it actually coming off?
Because it doesn't look like-- oh, it is coming off.
Yeah.
All right, Gus.
He's working on it.
Got a number four going on you.
Have you ever had a--
a haircut on the street before?
Never.
This is my first time.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Do you have any, like, important dates
coming up?
Maybe a wedding or a court date, custody hearing, et cetera?
I had a job interview, but I'm going to put that one aside.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, all right.
What kind of work are you looking for, Gus?
One that pays.
JIMMY KIMMEL: One that pays.
All right.
All right, well, keep at it, Guillermo,
and we'll check back in and see how it comes out, OK?
OK, Jimmy. JIMMY KIMMEL: OK, very good.
All right.
There's Guillermo cutting hair on Hollywod Boulevard.
All right, let's go back out to the Boulevard
and see how the haircut is going.
Oh, it looks-- hey, I have to say,
Guillermo, it looks pretty good, doesn't it?
Yeah, I think so, Jimmy.
I think I'm doing a good job.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Give Gus a mirror, and let's see--
the audience doesn't seem to agree, but I'm surprised.
I think Gus--
Gus, what do you think?
I love it.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You love it?
It's OK to cry if you need to.
I think it looks pretty good.
I think that's going to be great for the job interview.
I think so, too.
JIMMY KIMMEL: So do you have any regrets at all, Gus?
None at all. Thank you, Jimmy.
All right. Very good.
Would you recommend Guillermo to a friend?
I sure will.
All right, let's get another customer in there.
And here we have-- what is your name?
Hi.
I'm Joseph.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Joseph.
Now, Joseph, you are a handsome young fella.
How old are you, Joseph?
I'm 19.
JIMMY KIMMEL: 19 years old.
What do you do for a living?
I'm an actor. JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, you are?
OK.
All right, so act happy when we're done with this haircut.
Guillermo-- unfortunately, Joseph, Guillermo
is about to go on break, so I'm going to pass you off
to one of our junior stylists.
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This will be your barber tonight.
Ha!
You're kidding.
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JIMMY KIMMEL: All yours, Shaq.
How are you?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Shaq, I've never seen a barber
taller than the barber pole.
Yes. How are you?
Yo, what's up?
- What's your name? - Joseph.
[INAUDIBLE]?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Joseph, that's Shaquille O'Neal.
He's going to be cutting your hair, OK?
- You ready? - Yeah.
Pay attention.
JIMMY KIMMEL: All right.
Your hair is about to go Kazaam.
Shaq-- Shaq, have you ever given a haircut before?
Yes.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Whose hair have you cut?
LeBron James.
JIMMY KIMMEL: You did?
Are you the one who gave LeBron that perfect hairline?
That-- wow, this is a wonderful look.
This one right here is called the armrest.
See?
I can rest my arm right there.
Want more?
JIMMY KIMMEL: This is called the Minnie Mouse, what
we're looking at right here.
This is not a mohawk.
This is a "ho-mawk."
Backwards mohawk.
Style up the sides right there.
JIMMY KIMMEL: It really is the opposite of a mohawk right now.
Yep.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow, that's--
that is-- Shaq, you've created a new hairstyle.
This is incredible.
It's a little bit like Alfalfa from "The Little Rascals,"
if he was beaten and robbed.
All right, Shaq is, you know, doing a little bit--
Shaq, you-- Shaq, those scissors look like nose
hair clippers in your hands.
Wow.
Shaq, that is a beautiful job you did there.
This is absolutely--
You know, it's nice.
It's like if there were--
a tiny little plane would land right on that runway
on your head, Joseph.
Joseph, Shaq is going to show you what your hair
looks like, all right?
And you tell us.
Give it--
Looks good, right? JIMMY KIMMEL: What do you think?
Do you like it?
That's dope.
Shaq, maybe so Joseph doesn't have to explain it,
you could sign-- autograph that little
stripe on top of his head?
It's not a stripe.
It's a work of art.
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JIMMY KIMMEL: Wow, that is beautiful.
Well, very well done, Shaq.
And Joseph-- yeah.
Anybody else want a cut?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, no, Shaq--
Shaq, please do not attack the crowd
there on Hollywood Boulevard.
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