Hello, everybody and welcome to the highly anticipated third episode of 'Ask Evan.'
if you're wondering why my hair is black
it's because i was AmazingPhil for Halloween.
thank you very much
but without further adieu
let's get to the questions
Thinking boobs for hands becuase
every time i shake hands with someone
its like im getting to second base
ayyy! oh no! they're getting to second base.
can you make a pun out of this?
uh... I mean I had one
but i don't think it would fit the bill anymore.
[laughs]
actually I just came back from my trip to Scotland
which will be on my vlog channel soon
and I'm going to the Isle of White, today!
And, I'm gonna be there for three days.
So, if you live there... let's hang out.
I really like Andrew McMahon Into the Wilderness's new song 'Cecila and the Satellite' .
Becuase it's about his new baby
and it's just so good
and it just makes me feel so happy
I mean, this is basically it.
All I have to do is-
Alright, there we go.
That's supposed to be Phil's.
and there's Dan's.
Okay, is that- I- coincidence.
I am a Ravenclaw through and through.
Okay, Ravenclaw pride right here.
Uh, I felt a little ticked off at first but
um- I checked it out.
It's pretty fun.
So bad.
Oh, you! I browse a lot of Zoella videos.
[laughs] Terrible.
Sorry, I lash out at myself for-
[laughs]
I can't even finish my own jokes sometimes.
[singing] We're going down down in a merry go round
Oh, I just- I don't- No.
The exit.
I would Sherlock my door. I- No.
Patty Walters?
TheThridPew. He just has to be literally double is current age in order to run.
So, get on that. Get older. You can do it, Nathan!
Do you wish for a relationship like this?
That is my goat-to relationship goals.
[Laughs] Sorry, that was baaad.
[laughs] So stupid.
It's in between the cast-a-line and the shopping cart.
You know, just gotta. mm gotta. Oh oh yeah thats a good one.
Oh, no. Put it back. Put it back.
My favorite potato is an Irish potato.
Which is a confectionary treat from South Jersey.
I don't really think they have them anywhere else.
Becuase, I've been looking and they are no where.
Please, tell me if you can find them anywhere.
About punhundred and one.
It's Gabrianot you!
Gabriana... no... It's Gabby.
My favorite moment with Bribry was at Vidcon when I accidentally
went a little bit too far for the syrup at iHop.
and showed everyone my pubes.
But then, he went "it's alright Evan,' and just pulled his pants down.
It was almost like when you have that nightmare of showing everyone your underwear on stage.
And then everyone also is in their underwear.
He's a nice guy for that.
Favorite moment with Luke was probably
meeting him for the first time when I moved here.
Uh, well we went to go see JacksFilms and Charlieissocoollike.
Uh, favorite moment with Emma was probably her 100k anniversary party.
Because, that was actually like a big like 'happy you are a cool person' day.
and it has a lot of good memories.
Old hair back. I can just get it cut, okay?
I don't have to look like this ever again.
I'll just get it cut and I'll stick with the puns.
This just happened, I just came back from Scotland.
And, at one point I walked into this flat and there was this girl there who had her hand in a cast.
So. my first impression with her when I walk in was I said
'Need a hand?'
Why?
Why would I do that? And then she just glared at me the whole time.
I just- I do this to myself.
I cannot help but ship Zalfie.
It just, its too [unsure mumbling noises].
I swear to God say something really inappropriate in
Denmarkian?
What? [laughs] Denmarkian.
No, they're broken up.
[laughs] Tooo sooon.
Do you really think I kept it a secret?
I made hints at it all the time.
Just taking the piss and no one caught on til the end.
Except for New Year's but we're not gonna count that.
I'd have to go to Essex and it's up to her so its up to her, so...
Which is Scottish for yes.
[laughs]
And that does it for this episode of Ask Evan.
If you liked this please give it a big thumbs up and give me more questions for the next video.
Thank you so much for watching!
And hopefully I'll be punning some of your questions next time.
Goodbye!
What would you do if you saw Benderdict Cumberpickle in the- [laughs] Cumberpickle!!