Avengers unite!
The Invisible Hulk,
Rain Check,
Mr. Spiderman,
Tony Bark,
And the Hobbit.
Together, we are X-Man;
Days of Pizzas Past.
Now I must go back in time,
to a time before I died
To kill my own self,
before my future self
becomes infinite.
Age of Ultron.
Leblanc, get the fuck outta here!
Excuse me, excuse me.
Urgot said he has some
Cheerios in a cup for me over here,
and I'm not seein' any Cheerios
over here. Es-
Were you part of this?!?!
Were you involved, Evelyn?!?
And introducing the worst Avenger,
Doctor Deadzo, with the power
to die at any time.
*tsk* Man, what's your superpower, Lee Sin?
Super sucking dick?
Hehehehehe, this guy...
'Cause he can't... [gibberish]
and now he's fuckin' dead.
Cowabunga, you fucking bitchead!
DIE!!
You got balls, kid.
But I'm gonna deflate your balls,
with my sword that I bought from Toys 'R' Us.
(Orchestral music)
AAH!
EUH!!
AH!
DAH!
(Dunkey babbling along to the music)
You look like the piece of bread
I saw at a bakery once,
it just fuckin' sat there
because nobody fuckin' wanted it.
(Laughter)
A sad fuckin' tale..
Oh my god...
Ezreal, have you even tried my new soda?
Sprite John Cena Mix?
I put pepper in there, you fuckin' kids.
Run, baby!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Leah giggling)
Geez..
...Us...
GOING IN!
WOO!!
Tryndamere, you got ult?
Shoulda used it!
BAhahaha!
Dr. Deadzo?
How did you get back alive?
Singed?
Woah, what the hell man..
Get outta here.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
You know what? No.
You didn't earn that kill.
I'm deleting you out of this video.
Except that this video...
... is in this video...
... so you're in a...
... inception...
And he's outta here.
Take it away, Baron!
*Boom* Yeah!
Rubber Ducky was a bad video?
What is... this is a good video!
This guy is stupid.
[Sky] ..picks me up and she's like
[Sky] "And I'm not working! Guess what?"
Here we go....
Again with the pizza story!
(music)
*gunshot*
*screams*
(music)
This is like a buffet of free kills over here.
Ah, yeah, don't go back, Annie!
Phehahaha!
This is like elephants versus ants!
Isn't that right, Nautilus?
Alright, I'm here, baby.
I don't know how we're gonna do this, though.
This guy is PussyTown3000.
He just fr--OHP!
ohmyGOD He's dead!
...Your stories are dumb...
So-so I went to the--
Not the pizza story again. Nope.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE, QUICK!
And don't you ever look back!
You just keep goin'..because--
Actually, though, I'm gonna turn-
I'm gonna kill this guy.
'Cause this guy sucks balls!
You did it!
RUN, TALON!
And don't you ever look back!
Wait a minute, you're on the other team.
Get the hell out.
You try to trick me, eh?!
Tryin' pull a fast one on me, eh?!
This guy must be wasted if
he thinks he can mess with me,
you know what I'm sayin'?
Caus--wh...Urgot?
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CHEERIOS
YOU BASTARD!!!
Oh no, it's the other Avengers. You got
Pinwheel, uh, over here you got..uh..
... The Bronze Medal... who's this?
Oh, Hermaphrodite Horse... uh, Dumb Bitch...
There was a fifth one, wasn't there?
Oh there he is!
Captain Shitbox.