- Can ya keep a secret? - Totally.
So I can trust you... to keep a secret?
I can't talk right now. I'm at a job interview,
so I gotta go.
[screaming]
Henry! You still there?!
[screaming]
[groaning]
[music playing]
Henry!
[music playing]
Henry!
I'll call you back.
I guess I don't need to hide this from you anymore.
Hey, it's me.
Hey, Kid, we have a little emergency.
Yeah, no kidding.
Looks like the Malachi Brothers broke out of jail
and they're headed for the demolition derby.
Uh, okay. Meet ya in the Man Cave.
I'll just set my time machine to 65 million years ago
and now...
eat my trash, dinosaurs!
Whoo-hoo! [laughing]
[grunting]
Well, hello, Time Jerker.
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I had a feeling you find me... in time.
- I, Henry Hart... - I, Henry Hart...
pledge to be an awesome sidekick to Captain Man.
And to never, ever, ever tell anyone
that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick.
And to never, ever tell anyone
that I am Captain Man's secret sidekick.
You left out one "ever".
- Ever. - It is done.
[chuckles]
- Feels good. - Yeah.
He's gonna find out.
Well, I'm not telling him.
What?
Come on. No secrets. Flashback.
Why are you asking me? [chuckles]
This is the first time
I've even been invited to your house.
[sighing] Alright.
Henry... we're all going
to Debbie Putch's birthday party.
but... I didn't get an invitation.
Is that a big surprise?
[whimpering]
[screaming]
Okay, time to get these rockets lit!
Remember to like and subscribe.
Don't forget.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four...
[screaming] Stop, screaming like that!
[groaning]
Oh, my God!
Watch this secret video that was intercepted
by my people who intercept secret videos.
You were supposed to bring me my apple stars two minutes ago.
I'm sorry, Toddler.
"Sorry" don't make baby happy.
[blowing raspberries]
Anybody watching?
No. Why?
Whoa.
How did that whole costume fit inside one little gumball?
We have something that we kinda wanna tell you.
But first, you have to promise, you've got to swear
that you'll never tell anyone this secret.
No worries, I can keep a secret.
Can you?
Yeah. I never told Charlotte
you were the one who killed her goldfish.
What?!
You did not just say that!
You killed Nemo?!
We're getting off track here!
What you got in there?
Nothing but rock hard abs.
Check his belt buckle.
[beeping]
I swear I didn't know that was in there.
[beeping]
It's a tracking device.
Captain Man must've put it there. That jerk.
[distant chattering]
Okay, guys, turn on your tooth cameras.
[beeping]
Ooh, we're getting signals from all three tooth cameras.
Now what?
Now we all smile
so Charlotte and Schwoz can see what we're seeing.
You wanna know where I've been?
- Yeah. - You want the truth?
Yeah.
I'm a jazz musician.
I don't tell a lot of people, but secretly, I play jazz
and- and the only time the jazz clubs are open
is late at night so... [chuckles]
that's where I was... at a jazz club...
blowing jazz...
on my horn.
Yes, yes, my beetles, watch the sad movie.
Enjoy the sad movie.
[TV playing]
Oh, yes.
Soon I'll have enough beetle tears to ensure
that Captain Man will never be a threat to me again.
[buzzing] Ow. The button shocked me.
Huh, no way.
Ow! The button shocked me!
Henry, try the big sprocket.
Charlotte, go see if the secret door opens.
[beeping]
Ah, it won't go up.
Why won't this door open?
I've been working secretly with Dr. Minyak.
- No. - Yeah, man.
We've been developing this weapon
that can melt Captain Man.
And check this out.
Once Ray's out of the picture...
Yeah?
Come here. Come here.
- What? - Yeah, all the way. Come here.
I'm going to take over...
and make you... my sidekick.
- Me? - Yeah.
N-N-No, Ray's our friend.
We can't just--
Okay, I'm in.
- What? Y-You're in? - Oh, yes, sir.
Whatever you need me to do, I'll do.
Uh.
Alright, Henry.
How'd you know Jasper was wearing a wire?
'Cause I'm not an idiot.
But... I-I still don't understand
how you were talking to a hologram
of Captain Man on your own watch.
Yeah, I don't really know how it works.
Schwoz does. You can ask him.
What's a Schwoz?
Wait. What's that?
I'm gonna blow a bubble.
You're gonna blow a bubble?
I'm gonna blow your mind.
[groaning]
Na na na na na na!
Come on, Toddler.
Let me outta this thing before I puke.
No! This is my playroom, my toys, my rules!
Number guessing fever is taking Swellview by storm
as people all over town try to win
a special VIP tour of Captain Man
and Kid Danger's secret headquarters.
So far, two people have guessed the secret number,
which leaves only one spot left.
Here's Trent with more details.
Trent.
Sh, don't bug me. I'm trying to guess the number.
Uh.
Just tell me what you know and you'll be walking outta here
with King Tut's golden bucket, right in your sweaty hands.
Can I tell you a secret
- about someone else? - No.
Uh, my mom steals butter from restaurants.
- Don't care. - Not surprised.
What are you doing?
I don't know. But I sure hope you don't escape
while I'm looking at this cool ceiling.
[fighting] So close. Not quite.
[fighting]
[chuckles] Yeah.
Yum, so good.
Yeah, see, I mush up the avocado
and then I add onions, the cilantro, the garlic,
and then my secret juices.
I want to know who called this meeting.
I thought you called the meeting, Minyak.
Perhaps it was the Three Muchachos.
Oh, no, not us, man. Not us, man. No.
Then who did call this meeting?
[gasping]
And Jasper thinks that's Henry's secret?
That he saw a [unintelligible] e [unintelligible] without him?
Yeah. What? What other secret does Henry have?
I don't know. None. Nothing. I don't know. What?
You didn't tell anybody my secret, did ya?
'Course not.
Look, look, look, look. Look.
He's doing it again.
What? Jasper?
Yeah, he keeps trying to make that girl, Monica
think he's Kid Danger.
[laughing] Oh, man.
Guys, I promise you, we're just a normal science lab
that makes things like quiet shoes.
There is absolutely nothing strange going on.
[distant chattering]
The portal is out of control!
And it's definitely connected to that monster
that's going around stealing kids.
[distant chattering]
We're doing some construction.