-Congratulations on getting married.
That's a big deal. -I got married.
That's fantastic. That's a big deal.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Congratulations.
-Yeah, yesterday was our one-month anniversary.
-That's right. -One-month anniversary.
And I took my wife to "Sesame Street."
I got asked to do something on set,
so we went to "Sesame Street."
And we were married at Henson Studios in Los Angeles.
So it's this total -- -Really?
-Yeah, this -- we are brack--
Our love is bracketed by muppets.
That's what we say.
And Questlove and my wife had been friends for 20 years.
And when we announced we were getting married,
he sent her an e-mail saying,
"I call dibs on deejaying your wedding."
So Questlove deejayed our wedding.
And it was amazing. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yes. It was amazing.
-Now he's one of the best deejays I've ever seen.
-Not only was he -- He was a guest at our wedding.
He was there. -Yeah.
-He was at the wedding, and it was so amazing
to have him there as a friend.
And it was -- A friend of ours was there taking pictures,
and, um, you know, it was --
got the moment when Meredith and I said --
I'm gonna get a little choked up here but --
He got the photograph
of when my wife, Meredith Salenger, and I said, "I do."
He was sitting in the audience with Quest.
Could we show that picture? It's really touching.
Yeah, it was right there.
He was sitting behind Questlove.
-Perfect. Yeah, that's good. That's a great photo.
-That moment is so touching. You see the tops of --
-Really a nice -- really -- great moment.
-Oh! -Just the back --
-It was really -- -Wow.
-Yeah, I mean, no. You get choked up.
-You really do, yeah.
-Yeah, okay, I know. Oh, my God.
-You really do.
You just get choked up by all of this.
-Oh, God, seeing that.
But then, like, I mean, you know --
Him deejaying, it was -- It never stops.
Like, it just -- it's the best part of every song,
and then it segues perfectly
into the next best part of every --
Yeah, it's like he's a mad scientist
making this mutant monster of awesome songs.
And there's no -- There's no stopping.
There's no stopping dancing.
-No, it's the best. -And even when people like --
People got to the point where, like, "I need to walk off.
I need to get a break."
So people would walk off, like, get a drink or some snacks.
And even as people were talking,
they would be subtly, like, bouncing up and down.
Like, the whole room.
It looked like this weird, old cartoon
where everyone just kind of -- [ Laughter ]
"So these lobster corn dogs are really tasty. I like these."
-It's almost like muppets.
That's how muppets do the same thing.
-It was like muppets! Yeah.
-Exactly. Another connection right there.
-That's how he does it.
-Incredible. Thank you. -I'm so happy for you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm so, so happy for you and your beautiful wife.
Let's talk about this new show, "Happy!"
-Oh, God. Yes.
-I don't know how to -- It's on Syfy tomorrow night, 10:00 p.m.
-[ Sighs ] -How do you describe it?
-Here's the -- Okay.
The basic description is -- it's a disgraced cop, now a hitman,
who is contacted by his daughter's imaginary friend
to go save his daughter.
And so, he's a degenerate.
That's the basic log line.
But really what the show is,
imagine giving Martin Scorsese and David Lynch
a week's worth of cocaine,
and then whatever they come up with,
you then take it over to Disney
and force them to put one of their adorable characters
in the middle of all of this insanity.
And then you watch the show
after you haven't slept in eight days.
That's what "Happy!" is.
-That's a great description right there.
I mean, if you can't beat that --
That's what you want. [ Cheers and applause ]
-It's on Syfy. I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Patton Oswalt in "Happy!" Take a look at this.
[ Siren wails ]
-Wait a minute.
-Whoa! [ Laughing ] You can see me!
-What the hell?
-Yeah, you ain't quite what I expected either.
I guess we get what we get and we don't get upset, right?
Oh, boy. Well, here goes nothing.
I'm Happy!
♪♪ The happy horse, horse, horse so full of fun ♪♪
♪♪ Of course, of course ♪♪
♪♪ It's plain to see it's fun to be happy ♪♪
[ Neighs ]
♪♪ The happy horse, horse, horse so full of love ♪♪
♪♪ Of course, of course ♪♪
♪♪ It's time to be carefree, so come with me, Happy ♪♪
[ Hooves clacking ]
Here it comes.
Here comes the fun.
Are you ready?
-I'm ready. -Here it comes.
♪♪ Clipity-clop, clipity-clop ♪♪
♪♪ We've got no time to mope and mop ♪♪
♪♪ Dippy, dippy, dippy, dippy, dippy, dippy ♪♪
-Stop!
-Wow! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Chris Meloni is --
-Wow, Chris Meloni's brilliant.
-The stuff they -- the guy that made the show, Brian Taylor,
he's the guy -- he made the "Crank" films.
-Oh, yeah.
-Remember the Crank films? -Yeah.
-The stuff they put Chris Meloni through in this movie,
he should get the Nobel Prize for.
-Yeah, let's do it. Let's work on that.
-Yeah, yeah, we really should. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Patton Oswalt, everybody.