Glad you could finally make its Samus!
of course I'm so sorry i kept canceling on you all those times the Galactic
Federation has a habit of calling me at the last possible moment
so how did that drivers license test go?
oh yeah last time I talked to you I was applying to get the class D driver's license
Yes, so you could legally drive a giant bipedal nuclear robot. I can imagine how that one went.
You know if the rail gun hadn't gone off I may have actually gotten it.
How'd you get yours to drive your ship? Oh the Galactic Federation took care of it for me
I was off saving the planet from brain-sucking aliens for the umpteenth
hundred time
Nice but did Adam give you permission to save it?
He is not that important and I really hate that rumor going around that I
literally wouldn't use my weapons because he said so
Wait I'm pretty sure I read about him in your fighting dossier
i'm confused now. You're confused?
Do you know how confusing your story is? Didn't an arm somehow possess someone?
kind of okay so what happened is a former member of fox & revolver ocelot
decided to become his interpretation of my brother liquid snake through
hypnotherapy and became known as liquid ocelot
so the arm ourselves for show so one of your enemies became your supposed
brother through hypnotherapy
so he's just acting yep unbelievable
oh yeah this coming from the girl who can somehow pull herself up into a tiny
ball
hey I'm good at yoga what can I said
and for the record more false are way more believable than say flying psychics
and GIMP suits
true still doesn't take away from how tough those guys were though
oh come on a single spaced pyar could take out the entirety of box sound
oh yeah one metal gear could take down metroid private lesson 10 seconds
you did not just compare a glorified Panzer with a phazon infused gigantic
alien glorified Panzer meld York launching undetectable nuclear strike
from anyone applied at stake
I'm sorry but you can't compare intergalactic alien threats with tanks
that walk
well at least I didn't have to pull more planets than the death star to complete
my missions
Samson I'm sorry I did it to you
gotcha
i can't believe you fell for that you're too trusting snake
tell me about it I told you the amount of times I've been betrayed by people
like trusted
well maybe just gonna put your trust in the right person yet
well there's this one person she's about the order
Oh is she any good oh she's the best
and she pretty absolutely gorgeous
what she sounds like catch so why are you still on the fence about it
well part of me still think she's on it - well let me clarify that fail
yeah
so when can I see you again
20 years what every scene interstellar is that the one where
yep the planet i'm going to is so far away that by the time I return
28 earth years well past Galactic Federation what he said in 20-40 for
sure
well let me watch oh oh no need I can actually teleport to my ship when i'm
nearby now I see you later snake
28 years where's the green of time when you need one
yeah