(Domics' intro)
...
So... What's this about?
-Jerry...
-Yeah?
-You're like one of my closest, if not THE closest friend I have, right?
-Yeah, man.
(inhale)
(exhale)
-And...
We've known each other for how long. Like, four years?
-Since first year, bro.
(sigh) What's going on? Are you in trouble?
-N-No!
-Mmm, are you dealing drugs?
Look man. I told you it's cool, I'll cover you for your rent this month--
--I'M GAY!
-What?
-I'm gay...
Homosexual...
I. like. The D.
-Uh, are you being serious, man? No Joke?
(nods)
I, I'm not sure what to say. I never expected this. All this time?
(nods)
(sigh) Look, I'm gonna be upfront with you cuz you're my best friend.
I'm not interested in being in intimate relations with another man.
-Whoa! (x5) Who said anything about us hooking up? What?
(scuff) -Well... I'd just assumed since.
Wait.
Why are you telling me this then?
-Because you're my best friend! We tell each other our secrets.
I just wanted you to know the truth since I've kept it hidden for so long.
-So... you don't want to get with me?! -No! Ew! What?! You're like, my brother!
(gasp)
-Oh! So you don't find me attractive!
Is that it? -I'm confused. What do you want me to feel?
-I thought you were gay..? -Do you think just because I'm gay, I want to get with just any guy?
-Isn't that... how it works?
(stutters)
-C-Come here. Look, look outside.
That girl. Do you find her attractive?
-Uh, she kind of seems WAY too into anime...
Not my type.
-Cool yeah, fair enough.
But she's apparently, that guy's type. And just like how he and you have different types and preferences, mine
just happens to be of the male gender, okay? -Plus, that's just some random girl. We've known each other for years.
-Okay, mmm.. (snaps finger) Katelyn. Would you hook up with her?
-No! Ugh! We're just friends.
-Erica?
-No...
-Tiffany?
-No!
-Then why are you uncomfortable being friends with a gay guy?
I mean come on dude.
I'm still me, it's not like this changes your lifestyle. We're still friends, right?
-Well, because dawg like-- Y-You want to kiss other dudes though! Like-- I-I don't know man. Like--
(stutters)
--I-I don't know if I-I... I-I can handle...
handle you. You you you wanted to kiss o-other dudes!
-Your mom kisses your dad, right? Your sister kisses her boyfriend.
I want to kiss Ryan Reynolds. What's the difference?!
-So like, do I just pretend you're a girl?
-Ah-- No, not exactly.
I'm still me, but. I mean. Okay whatever if it helps you sleep at night Jerry, whatever.
-But... I like girls. What if I end up liking you?
-THEN MAYBE YOU'RE GAY!
(realization xD)
Give appreciation for Domics' time and effort for creating this humorous animation along with the voice acting. :)