Jesse's Dad is a big fat bitch. He is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
What the hell is this?
This is bullshit. Well...This is your son's livestream
Well, what the hell is a livestream?
He plays video games and commentates on things.
Oh, he plays video games?
Yeah, that is...From where? Room?
Yeah, his room. He is doing it right now actually.
We got like
183 people watching.
Yeah, well that is real sweet. (Laughter)
Alright, let us go find some Endermen.
(Door Opens) The Hell?
What?
Hey! What are you doing, Jeffrey? Why are you filming?
You disrespect me on your video game thing?
What are you doing?
What?
Dad, you cannot be in here while I am working right now.
I have hundreds of people watching...Yeah, you are working playing video games.
IT IS WORK!
IT IS-- What the hell are you doing? DAD!
DAD! DAD! STOP!
WHAT THE FUCK IS...WHY ARE YOU FILMING ME?!
Are you kidding me?
(Slips) OH SHIT! (Laughter)
Where are you going with that?
Dad! You disrespect me all the time!
Hey there, Youtube stream.
Disrespect you? I am just doing my job.
He got a freaking play button?
Off my fucking views...Are you kidding me?
Get a job...Playing games..
I was making money! I was making money!
Disrespect me...I just got a subscriber. DAD!
Dad, don't you touch that fucking TV!
Oh, let us see how you really feel about it.
I am finally doing MY JOB!
And you come in and ruin it all.
It was just video games. I saw you playing.
I saw you playing...
You know how stupid you make me look?!
DAD!
Are you kidding me?! (Laughter)
Are you kidding me....
THIS WHAT I LIVE STREAM ON!
Why do you have to video tape everything for?
My God, you are just as bad as he is.
Tell me how you really feel about it.
I do!
I cannot believe it! (Laughter)
He has got to run his mouth on stinking everything about me.
I am not going to let this go!
What are you gonna do, huh?
You destroyed my...Get the freak out of here!
Quit disrespecting me. Just go in there, it is your job.
I am trying to entertain people!
Why do you do this? How do you think this is going to help me?
It is not going to help you if-- Is that what your Dad?
Is that what your Dad did to you?!
NO! I worked all the time.
I did not sit in my room and play video games all the time!
I cannot even do my job now...
Tough.
You are lucky Mom is not here!
Oh, I am lucky?!
Yeah...
Think again.
Hey Jesse, thanks for the award.
What?
Oh, the award. The Play Button.
You got it with all my views.
Are you fucking kidding me?! Woah, shit!
YOU GIVE ME THAT SHIT!
Jesus Christ.
I EARNED THIS!
Yeah, with my fucking videos! NOT YOU!
No! NO!
It is my work! What do you think I am doing right now?
SCREW YOU!
I am fucking filming more and you are going to benefit off this God damn thing.
Oh, what are you going to do about it, huh?
What are you going to do...(Locks Door)
Hey, open the fucking door!
I ain't opening shit!
I am the one who earned it. GIVE IT BACK!
I AIN'T OPENING SHIT!
Jeff, I am so fucking over this!
You constantly give him so much shit for playing video games all the time...
How much fucking better are you?
STOP FILMING HIM! (Slams Door)
Shit!
FUCK!
GOD!
(Tantrum 1)
(Throws Hamper)
GOD!
SHIT!
(Throws Trash)
(Tantrum 2)
Oh, shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit. Guys. Guys.
Fuh
Guys..
Oh, shit....
SHIT!
I did not know I was still on....
Guys, I am uh....
I am sorry that you guys had to see that.
Um.
I...I need to shut this down now.
Now you guys know. Now you guys see that this is shit I have to deal with
On the regular. And um...
And uh, thanks guys for coming in.
Um...
I will see you guys sometime in the next couple weeks.
But I cannot stream now because
My Dad broke my shit so....
I am just going to shut it down...
Goodnight.
I am sorry you guys had to see that. Seriously. Goodnight, everyone.
(Cries)