-I'm gonna ask you both for some silly words.
Nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.
And as we do that, they'll be written onto cue cards,
and then we're gonna act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene.
Ready for this? -Yeah. Really dramatic.
-All right, yeah. Very dramatic.
All right, Kenan, give me a silly word.
-Silly word. "Butt."
[ Laughter ]
-Joe, food at a barbecue?
-Heinz Ketchup.
-Thanks. Adjective?
-Funky.
-Cartoon character?
-Hong Kong Phooey.
-Wow! Nice!
-Deep cut. -Wow!
Hong Kong Phooey, man.
[ Laughter ]
Kenan, give me a state. -Georgia.
-Uh, a plural occupation.
-Plural occupation? -Yes.
-Farmhands.
[ Laughter ]
-What?!
-First thing that came to mind.
-Oh, my gosh. Country.
-United States of America.
-There you go, buddy. USA.
A plural item of clothing.
-Plural item of clothing.
Um, oh, I just came from Europe, and this is on
your laundry list, for men and women -- panties.
-Interesting. -Panties.
If you send underwear, like, your boxer shorts,
to get washed at a hotel,
you have to check the "panties" box.
-Are you serious? -Swear, yeah.
-Just be open to new experiences.
-Listen. Jimmy, just go with it.
-I'm going with it. Kenan, give me a number.
-1,100,060.
[ Laughter ]
-Not making this easy on him.
-Yeah. Wow. All right. Give me a month.
-A month. December.
-Is that your birthday? -It is.
-A type of salad. -Greek.
-Joe, a greeting that you give your puppy
after being gone the entire day.
-"Oooh, you little..."
-Oooh, you... -O-O-O...
-Oooh, you little...
"Oooh, you little..."
Kenan, a verb ending in I-N-G.
-Fastening.
Doing a lot of fastening of the shoes lately.
-I'm tying -- -Fastening.
-I'm teaching my daughter how to tie her shoes.
Lot of fastening.
-Your daughter's 36, right? -Yeah.
She's doing really well. We're proud of her.
-Joe, celebrity name.
-Kim Kardashian. -There you go.
-I don't know why -- -That's great.
-Celebrity. -Kim Kardashian.
Kenan, what you shout when you find out
you've been accepted to the college of your dreams.
-"How much?!"
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's it. A plural noun.
-Plural noun. -Yep.
-Um, um -- Bananas. Ba-non-as. Ba-non-as.
-Ba-non-as.
Past-tense verb.
-What? Past-tense verb? Sorry.
Ran? -Yep.
-Was that a past-tense verb? -Yeah.
Another plural article of clothing.
-Gosh. Clip-on ties.
[ Laughter ]
-Gotta have 'em. -Clip-on ties.
-Gotta have 'em.
-Body part. -Foot.
-A noun. -A noun.
Uh, uh, Chicago.
-Yeah. Place. -Person, place, or thing.
-Yeah.
-That's a thing. Yeah.
-First noun -- Chicago. That's right.
Kenan, food you'd order at a sushi restaurant.
-Shrimp tempura roll.
-Yeah, okay. Shrimp tempura roll.
-And delicious. -A childhood punishment.
-Childhood punishment. The bar of soap in the mouth.
-All right. Now we're gonna do --
This is the speed round here. Real quick right here.
Kenan, exclamation. -Hooray!
-Another verb ending in I-N-G.
-Um, uh, uh, beating.
-Beating. -Wow.
-I don't -- -Wow.
Oh, my God, I can't even -- It started with farmhands.
That's when it went off the rails.
Farmhands. -Farmhands.
-That's all right. I'm good. Mall restaurant.
-Uh, whew. We'll go with Taco Bell.
-Taco Bell. There you go.
Mall clothing store.
-Mall clothing store. Um, um, Spencer's?
Spencer's Gifts. They have T-shirts.
-I guess they have -- They have clothing there?
-Yeah, T-shirts --
-And, like, young adolescent pornography.
-Yes, they do. Spencer's Gifts. There you go.
We've filled out the words for our scene.
Let's go perform the scene. Let's do this right now.
Are you guys ready? -Let's do it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Organ playing cheerful music ]
♪♪
-All right. Welcome back, baseball fans.
I'm Steve Butt.
Alongside me is my co-announcer, Kyle Heinz Ketchup.
-Thank you very much. No relation. No relation.
We're live on this beautiful, funky night
from the historic Hong Kong Phooey Stadium.
We're gonna change that.
-We're in the ninth inning of a very close matchup
between the Georgia Farmhands
versus the United States of America Panties.
-That's --
-The score is tied 1,100,060 to 1,100,060.
-Wow. This is very exciting.
Joining us now is our special guest.
Retired all-star pitcher.
None other than the one and only December Greek.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oooh, you little...!
Great to be here tonight.
I've never seen a stadium
with so many fans fastening so loudly.
-It's been quite a game. Lots of great moments so far.
Including when Kim Kardashian streaked across the field.
-How much?! I can't believe that!
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-All right. -Wow. Wow.
-Now, December Greek, you hold the record
for most bananas ran --
-I think you mean ba-non-as.
-Ba-non-as. -That's right.
-Did you have any pregame superstitions?
-Actually, yes, I did.
Before every game, I would go into the locker room,
put on fresh clip-on ties,
and rub my foot with my lucky Chicago.
-Wow! Wow!
-That's a very popular noun -- Chicago.
A very popular noun.
-Back to the game -- -That's what I think of first.
The word Chicago, that's a great noun.
-Back to the game.
Stepping up to the plate is Mike Shrimp Tempura Roll.
-Uh-huh.
-Oh, here we go. Bases loaded, full count.
If Mike Shrimp Tempura Roll doesn't get a hit,
his manager is gonna get a bar of soap in the mouth.
-All right. -There it is.
-Here's the pitch. He swings! There it goes!
Hooray! It is gone!
-Yeah.
He's beating around the bases. I've never seen this before.
-What a game!
All right, guys, it's time to sing our favorite song.
-♪ Take me out to the Taco Bell ♪
♪ Take me out to the Spencer's ♪
♪ For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out ♪
♪ At the old Taco Bell ♪
-And scene!
My thanks to Kenan Thompson, Joe Manganiello!