(ALL SIGH HAPPILY)
Warm sun, cool breeze. The perfect day.
You said it, bro.
(MUNCHING) Mmm!
These nuts are so good.
Well, that's 'cause I'm a nut mixologist!
(CYBORG READING)
(RAVEN READING)
That's right, Ray. All the good stuff.
That's how you do nuts, yo!
(CRUNCHING)
(GASPS) Where did the mixed varietals of nuts and legumes go?
(SQUEAKING)
Squirrel.
Return our nuts, or face the consequences.
(SWALLOWS)
(ALL GASPING)
How dare you?
This indignity will not stand!
Titans, go!
(BEEPING)
(EXPLODING)
(EXCLAIMS)
-(HISSING) -(EAGLE SCREECHING)
(RAVEN AND STARFIRE GRUNT)
(SQUEAKING)
(GROANING)
Bested by a filthy rodent!
This is an all-time low for the Teen Titans.
(SQUEAKS)
He's still giving us the business!
(SQUEAKS TAUNTINGLY)
(ALL GROANING ANGRILY)
Titans! Let's hear some revenge fantasies!
Uh, let's throw him in a cauldron
and boil him alive!
I wish to separate his molecules with the Ray of Disintegration!
I just wanna stuff the old shablamo down his throat
and sha-blow up his whole face!
-(DOG BARKING) Bite him, bite him, bite him all over!
(GROWLING)
Yes! Yes!
Let's do it!
Let's destroy that furry piece of trash!
Alas, Beast Boy,
we live in a world that frowns upon violence.
Then, we can't pummel that squirrel in bloody revenge?
Not with society's adherence to the ideals of pacifism.
Hold up! I thought society was cool with violence
as long as it was funny.
How could violence ever be "funny," Cyborg?
You sound like a crazy person.
Wow, real sick, Cyborg.
No, look.
(CARTOON MUSIC PLAYING)
(ZOOMING)
(MAKING SHRILL NOISE)
(OBJECT WHISTLING THROUGH THE AIR)
(TITANS LAUGHING)
Guess what? You're laughing at violence.
(GASPS) You're right.
But that's a cartoon. Real-life violence isn't funny. Right?
Only one way to find out.
-Hey, Robin. -Yes?
Wagamapow!
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
Hey!
Huh, not funny.
Hmm, maybe you didn't hit him right.
Wait... (SCREAMING)
My teeth! My teeth!
(SOBBING)