Gotta change the channel.
It's time for Operation Dessert Storm!
[chattering]
Dannit!
[gasping]
Did Lily just say
the "D" word?
Where the heck would she have learned that?
[banging]
[car honking]
[crashing]
♪ You're less than Pluto Not even a planet ♪
♪ When you hear my fresh rhymes You're gonna say ♪
[toy squeaking]
- It's my sweater! - No, it's not, it's mine!
Bobby gave it to me for our second anniversary!
[washing machine buzzing]
[beeping]
[TV shattering]
[lawn mower whirring]
[guitar strumming]
Oh, right.
What are we going to do?
Lily's important daycare interview is coming up.
If she says that word, she won't get into the school.
Siblings, I have the solution.
A quick, painless removal of the vocal chords.
- Well, mostly painless. - No!
I have an idea. If Lily imitates our behavior,
let's just give her some better behavior to imitate.
I'm going to remain scrubbed in, just in case.
Okay, everybody know their part? Good.
We've got one hour before the interview.
Operation Delete the "D" Word is a go! Lana, you're up!
♪ Dashing through the snow In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
- Kee cat. - She didn't see it, Lana.
Guess you'll have to do it again.
♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪
- ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ - [babbling]
It's working! Lola, go!
Da-niel Day-Lewis is wonderful actor, don't you think?
- Doggy. - Lily didn't see it, Lola.
Guess you'll have to do it again.
[groaning]
Lisa, you're on.
Lily, let's bust some rhymes better suited to your ears.
♪ Moo goes the cow, Oink goes the pig ♪
♪ Watch me do an Irish jig ♪
[babbling]
- Good job, Lisa. - Peace!
DAAA-nce! Dance, dance, dance! Uh-uh, uh, uh.
- You wear a wig? - Nuclear experiment gone wrong.
It's also how I got my extra toe.
Lori and Leni, you're up.
[stretching]
You stretched it out! DAAAA-
and that's okay, because now we can share!
- Share! - Aww.
[sneezing]
♪ Daa-shing through the snow ♪
♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪
Ten minutes till the interview. Lynn, go.
That's okay. I'll just get it down.
DAAA-DA-DA-DA!
Lynn Loud is the champion of the world!
- [cheering] - Da-da-da! Da-da-da! Yay!
Oh, sure! Now the string won't break!
DAAAA-t's alright, love. I was done with that guitar.
I'd rather play on these drums, mate.
[banging]
Kids, we're home! Bring Lily down, please!
Interview is in five minutes!
- Do you think it worked? - [babbling]
You are so handsome in your new tie.
[speaking in fast forward]
[dinging] That's her!
No, no, Lily. That's not for you.
Dannit! [gasping]
Ah! It didn't work! She's still saying it!
Now, we do this my way.
Dr. Shuttleworth, uh, this is our youngest, Lily.
- Lily, say hi. - Goo goo!
Okay, I see why you said "goo". It's all over your hand.
Well, shall we get started?
Uh, kids, what are you doing?
Can we stay and watch? We're just so proud of our baby sis.
If you must, all right. Let's get started with the interview.
Miss Lily, would you like to play with a toy?
Uh, she's not much of a tools girl
I see. Then perhaps a musical instrument?
She's, uh, not much of a guitar girl, either, dude. Though I am.
[strumming] Pretty sweet.
I believe that most children like bouncing balls.
[grunting]
- I'll get that for you, Lily! - Oh my land!
- Ta-da! - We're so sorry!
Uh, let us help you! Kids, looku did to Dr. Scuttlebutt!
- That's Shuttleworth! - Okay, kids, out!
[groaning]
Actually, I'd like you to leave, too.
I need to get a sense of how Lily does on her own.
Oh! Uh, sure.
See? I don't think she likes the tie, either.
[speaking in fast forward]
[tinkling]
[speaking in fast forward]
[laughing]
[speaking in fast forward]
[beeping] [gasping]