- It's just a pickle, Brittany, it's just a pickle!
- (yells) I wanna win!
- This is a miserable meal.
- I don't have words. I'm literally so shocked.
♪ (accordion intro) ♪
- (FBE) So today, we're gonna see how fast you can eat certain foods.
- What? - Not fast at all.
I'm a very slow eater, so... - Oh, I'm a really fast eater.
- Yeah.
- (FBE) So we're gonna have you try a series of foods
that are all part of competitive eating competitions,
and see if you can eat all of them. - Oh God.
- (FBE) In just one second. - Ugh, I feel so nauseous.
- Okay, I've seen that, where the have the tall ice cream cone
and the person's like (gulps).
- I feel like you have to enjoy, and like savor it
and just be like ah, that tastes good. Let me like enjoy the taste.
You can't do that in a second.
- (FBE) We're gonna bring you each an item of food,
and you'll have to consume it as fast as you can.
On top of that, whoever does it the fastest gets a point.
After each round, we'll show you the video
of some professional eaters taking on the same food,
and we'll see how you did in comparison.
- Geez, I just know we're just gonna get blown away.
Like it doesn't matter how fast you eat it,
there's no way. There's nobody really that can
compare to competitive eaters, that's what they do for a living.
- (FBE) Are you guys ready for your first food?
- Yes. - Yes.
- I hope it's spaghetti,'cause I feel like that's just slurpable.
- That would be really fun. - Like you know.
- I do love eating spaghetti.
♪ (accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) For our first challenge, we have as you predicted,
a lovely plate of spaghetti. - Yay!
- (FBE) While we don't recommend
trying to eat the whole bowl in one bite,
let's see how fast you can eat this.
You guys ready to do this? - No!
But I feel like the sauce will at least make it like slippier.
- (FBE) Three, two, one, go! (bell rings)
- (mumbling) Oh my God, this is so sick.
- Oh [bleep]. Mm-hmm.
(both laugh)
- It's too thick!
It's hard to like swallow it!
- She's got noodles!
-- Oh my God, there's like... - No, she's got noodles!
- (FBE) 30 seconds. - Fine, I'm done.
- Okay. (bell rings)
- (FBE) Alright. - You win that one.
- (FBE) Trudi!
Ope, chew it, swallow it.
(bell rings) Ashby!
Takes the first lead!
- This is why you never go on a date to an Italian restaurant.
- You gotta show your true colors, bro.
- Oh come on!
- (FBE) 10 seconds, can you get any more bites in?
- Is there a dog I can feed this to? - (FBE) Time!
Trudi, you've taken a commanding lead. - Thank you, thank you very much.
I am a little competitive.
- I just pictured like it was my last meal.
- Mmm, that's good.
- Actually no, if it was my last meal, I probably would savor it. (laughs)
- Let's take a look at some pros
who took on this challenge. - Pasta's hard, I feel like,
because it's so filling.
- (announcer) Paris, Las Vegas! Are you ready to get...
- Matt Stonie! I watch his videos all the time.
- (announcer) Three, two, one, begin eating!
Begin eating ladies and gentlemen! Here they go!
- Oh my God, look at how crazy they are.
- She's like jumping, like,
they're going into the Super Bowl right now.
- (announcer) Warrior, quick start!
- This is the most intense pasta eating I've ever seen.
- Wow!
That's so crazy. - That's hard!
- Ugh. - Look at her.
- How many plates did he... Is that all his!?
- Is this the number? - Holy crap!
- Did he have 20?
- What!? - That's a lot!
- God, he's gonna go run after this. - He's gonna go poop, man.
♪ (accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) So next up, we're going to see
if you can clear off this entire wing in just one second.
- Okay. - Wait, that's not hard, it's a wing.
We all eat wings.
- I remember watching a video on how to eat this,
like the proper way. - I was in that video.
I was in that video! (laughs) - Yeah, you were in that video!
That's right! - And I actually don't remember
how to do it. - (FBE) Three, two, one, go!
(bell rings) - Okay. (mumbles)
- This is good. This is good, it's crispy, yeah.
- It's chicken!
- There's a bone in there!
- I think this wing is done.
- (FBE) Didn't clear off the top. - What the heck?
- No, no! - Mmm, oh.
- Done! (bell rings)
- Done.
- Are you throwing up inside your stomach?
'Cause I know I am. (Kimberly laughs)
- That's it, there's no way. - I'm still chewin'.
(bell rings) - This wing is done.
- See, I would stop, ah! I would stop here.
- Yeah. - Oh.
- (FBE) Alright, Eric, we're gonna give you that one.
(bell rings) - Woo!
- No! I'm not a fast chewer.
(bell rings)
- I feel like my dad would still look at this
and be like "you didn't finish it."
- (FBE) That said, I mean, how do you think
the pros are gonna do at this one?
- Ooh! - There's like, you break a bone,
and then you just slide it off, it's like a weird Popsicle thing.
There's a strategy.
- (crowd) Three, two, one, go! - Oh, Hooters!
- Oh. - Oh that's a huge bowl of wings!
- Oh my lord. - Whoa.
- They're doing the thing, they were like pulling the bone out.
- Oh that 's the dude that holds the record
for the most hot dogs!
Why do I know so much about this sport, what the heck?
- (crowd) Five, four, three, two, one! - (host) Put down your chicken wings!
- Ah, at least wear gloves!
- (announcer) One of these eaters here today consumed
200 chicken wings in 10 minutes. - What?
- (announcer) But the other eater consumed 241 Purdue chicken wings.
(crowd gasps) - That's a full farm!
- (announcer) Matthew Stonie! - 241?
- Hey!
- And he's smaller than the other guy too.
- That's so many [bleep] wings! You could fly with those!
What the [bleep]! That's the entire cast of Chicken Run.
(chicken clucks) ♪ (accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) Next up we've got a pickle. - (gasps) I love pickles!
- Yes! - I don't like pickles.
- Like you could easily... - They're so sour!
- (FBE) Well don't go too fast, or we'll all be in a pickle.
(both laugh)
Three, two, one, go! (bell rings)
Pick one up.
- (gags) God!
- (FBE) Alright, well you already didn't eat part of it,
so I think Alberto, you're out. - Whaaaaat?
- There's so much pickle. - I love pickles, mm-hmm.
(Kimberly gags)
(both gagging)
- It's very sour. - It's not good!
(Brittany coughs) - (laughs) Brittany!
- I'm crying! - It's just a pickle Brittany!
- I wanna win! - She can have it, we're done.
- (FBE) 30 seconds. - Not even close.
(bell rings)
- (whimpers) Thank you. - She's so cute.
- I don't like pickles. (bell rings)
- (FBE) Three, two, one. No points.
- Woo!
- It tastes horrible!
- Brittany, we've eaten so much [bleep] here,
and this is where we draw the line? - This by far.
- (FBE) Alright, Trudi, once again takes this one.
- Rock and roll, I love a nice pickle.
I'm full thank you. - Woo!
- (FBE) So this one might be a bit of a surprise,
but there are plenty of speed eating competitions
with pickles, many of which occur in local county fairs and such.
So let's take a look at one, where contestants were given
three minutes to see just how many they could eat.
- Okay.
- (announcer) Three, two, one, eat!
- Ugh, those are huge. - Amazing.
(Kimberly gags)
(Brittany gags) - Okay, at least they're chewing.
I was worried they were literally just gonna go like...
- Just all.
- All of these people look like they were dared to do this,
not because they wanted to. (crowd cheers)
Look at all their faces of disgust.
Like how did you win this competition?
- (announcer) Four consumed! (crowd cheers)
- (announcer) In the win with four pickles consumed!
- Just four pickles? - He's so proud of himself.
- I can take that dude on! - He's like yep, I ate four pickles.
This is the highlight of my summer.
- If I worked on this a little bit,
I could beat whoever that champion was.
- Do it. (laughs) - I'm comin' for ya! (laughs)
♪ (accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) So now here's a food
that you'll see can be eaten really fast,
you'll actually be eating it slightly differently than a pro eater,
but here it is, a hard boiled egg.
- Ooh, this isn't hard. I eat these for breakfast.
- [Brittany] Ya'll got any salt?
- (FBE) I hope you both do egg-cellent at this challenge.
- (laughs) You have so many yolks.
(Brittany laughs) Can we play?
- He topped it! - There's so many egg puns!
- Dang! - Just for the shell of it.
- (FBE) Yeah, just gotta crack 'em open.
Three, two, one, go! (bell rings)
- Mmm, (mumbles). - The yolk, the yolk.
- It's so dry. - I don't like it.
- I win!
- The yolk sucks. - Mm-hmm.
Who are you?
(bell rings)
This is insane!
Like... - Mm-hmm.
- You're cray... - Done.
(Brittany laughs) - (FBE) There it is!
- I still see some yolk in there. - I'm savoring it.
- Wait, how many seconds are left? - (FBE) None.
- Oh I can still feel it going down my throat, like that's...
- Really? - Ugh.
- (FBE) So let's take a look at a real pro tackling eggs.
As you'll see, this guy can eat
way more than just one egg in one second.
And like we mentioned, we did not make you
do this method, because that would be disgusting.
- He puts the whole thing in his mouth.
- Oh it's gotta be. - There's no way.
He's gotta put like multiples in his mouth.
- Like a snake. - (FBE) Not quite.
- (Mel) What are you gonna be doing for us today?
- (eater) We're gonna be doing raw eggs.
- (gags) Okay no.
- (eater) This is 120 raw eggs. - No!
- (man) Which is around 15 pounds. - Oh!
(both gag)
- (Howie) And this is a world record?
- (eater) Yeah, 'cause nobody's dumb enough to do this but me.
(audience laughs)
- It be like that sometimes. - Yeah.
- There's a thing for everything. - (crowd) Three, two, one, go!
- I don't have words. I'm literally so shocked.
- Okay, I can't, I can't, oh God, this is horrible.
- Ugh, no, no! No!
- That can't be good for you. He did it though.
Oh my God, his beard, he had like this little moustache.
He had a egg moustache.
- Thank you for hard boiling our eggs today.
- Yes, thank you. - We appreciate that.
- Mom, I'm gonna go on America's Got Talent.
"Oh honey, are you gonna sing," "and play the guitar?"
No mom, I'm gonna drink raw eggs for America.
- Uh huh. ♪ (accordion music) ♪
- (FBE) So for the final challenge... - Oh!
- (FBE) This one comes from YouTuber Matt Stonie,
who you've seen a few times today.
- Look how cute the Happy Meal is.
- I know, this is the cutest thing of french fries
I've ever seen in my life.
- (FBE) He set the record for the fastest time
eating a Happy Meal, so we're gonna see
how long it takes you. - Where's my toy?
- All this dry carbohydrate stuff, like that's tough.
- Yeah, it's hard.
- I say that, then I'm like humph, I'm done guys!
- (FBE) You ready? - Yes.
- (FBE) In three, two, one, begin! - Shots!
- Oh My God, that's brilliant!
- Oh God!
- The bun!
- The stupid bun is so dry! - Yeah dude, this is hard.
- Mmm. [bleep] - It makes it harder to swallow.
Damn it, yeah, I played myself on this one.
- (FBE) 30 seconds.
- Okay. - This is not happening for me.
- (FBE) Do you feel happy?
- No! - I feel so happy!
- This is a miserable meal! - (FBE) Five!
- No! - (FBE) Four, three, two, one, time.
So close.
- I just got McDonald's fries out of this, so it's fine.
- Yeah, there's no way in a minute. - Mm-mm.
- No way.
This guy probably did it in like 30 seconds.
- Yeah. - (FBE) You ready to find out?
- Yes. - (man) Three, two...
- Oh my God.
How has he not bitten off a finger?
- The first first. - The water in the middle.
- So I was right.
- Oh my gosh, look at his face. - Damn!
- Wow! - Oh my God.
- (both) Oh my God!
- Oh my God.
[bleep]
(eater belches) (both laughing)
- As he's like (gags). - Yeah, right?
- (FBE) Well, with a final score of one-zip, Alberto,
you are our winner! (bell rings)
- I really thought I was gonna lose there.
- I honestly thought I would do worse. So, I'm surprised
that I actually got the whole egg in my mouth.
- Yay!
- See, if I liked pickles, I could have dominated.
(bell rings) - Neither of us have to purchase
our own dinner tonight. - Right.
- And that's the real winning thing here.
- It's true. - Don't, no.
Do not play We Are The Champions, 'cause I am not a champion.
I feel disgusting.
- Thanks for watching us eat foods in one second.
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