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My stomach
Finally, on the pampering side, we have this tiny little
... uh..kmdlskfds
jkdaflj;kf????
and my GOLIATH HANDS
are just knocking everything over
cuz-- *CRASH*
GIBI NO
giiiBAYYYYY
OO000HHHH My god
I poofed....~too aggressively~
K...stomach growl and...plane.
Today is not a good day...I feel it.
*SMACK PUNCH SMACK SMACK*
*GRUNTING INTENSIFIES*
*i'M GONNA PARK THAT BIG MAC TRUCK...RIGHT IN THIS LITTLE GARAGE*
*BITES BRUSH*
Umm....
*Mini Gibi falls over*
I am gonna try to just like... zoom in for maximum...
...visbility.... OH I have something in my teeth :(
Am I gonna reshoot this intro....? No.
Ok. Let's get down to business... we have -
*Discord noise*
F**YOU
*laughs*
I think there's a fly in here....
And I don't want them to hear it, because...
hearing a fly in your headphones when you're trying to sleep is
the worst....
I'm gonna have to go on a mURDER SPREE
IMMA HAVE TO GO ON A MURDER SPREE
Let's hope Mr. Fly is quiet for the rest of the video
or there will be blood to shed :-)
And then... :)
What is going on out there??>:(
Y'all got like fighter jets outside?? What's going on?
GO EWEY
I am FILM
So you can get a little closer here...
...Jesus
I'm blowin' out that candle before I catch on fire...
MhmMHMmhmHMAMHMHMHMHM
wE LEARN from our mistakes
~Beautyful.~
~sILVUR~
~Gold--
*LIGHT CRASHES DOWN*
cauGHT IT!
~1AM.... Doing this...~
You want to ~squeeze~, 'Kay?
So then...once you sTOP squeezing--
It'll DANGLE THERE disgustingly!
This is SO gross, oh my god!
LOOOOTION
I HATE the word LOTION
Blue Yeti!
And Rode.
And Ben :)
Aiight now she's (Satine) gonna dig in her bed...
It's DJ Satine....
Does anyone...want?? A dog?
Does anyone want a free dog?
She's SO pretty.
That's it.
K now we gotta get our thumbnail...
Alright I feel like we MUST've got it in there somewhere, right?
Alright, yeah. One of them's bound to be good!
One of them's good.
They're all horrible.
*here we go* I'm gonna be very close to you I'm sorry
That's fine.
I smell like cereal.
It's a nice one
*nervous laughter*
I GOT SUM JOOOOOICE
I GOT SOME JUICE
ok that's disgusting
Just think about.... the q-
So many edits...
I can't talk off the cuff anymore I'm losin' it!
And my neck... my neck!
Stress hives, I didn't take my allergy medicine!
Don't mind this I didn't take my allergy medicine.. I don't have a hickey!
God D***
Jesus Chraiiiist I look like I'm diSEASED
"WHATS WRONG WITH HER NECK"
"WEEEH"
F*** it
We don't care... we're doing it live, this isn't CABLE network TELEVISION
...my nail fell off
*shaking water sounds*
*pervy laugh*
It looks so wrong!
*shaking motion*
STOHP
*iPhone alert*
ohhhKAY
You gotta be d****ng me
Does yelling....
*SNAP*
*I was super sick when I was filming this lol*
Same.
I'm playing RAID, by the way... down here
It's great.
*noises of exertion*
Goodness ME you're big!
Oh no, YOU wanted to come in here!
No no you wanted to come in here! You gotta make an ASMR video now, girlie!
That cry!
"HMMMMM:("
Here comes a dog!
*SCRABBLING AT DOOR*
How does she know I'm in here??
Hiii!! Hiiiiii~
Ok, don't hump mommy!
Don't!!!HUMP MOMMY PLEASE!
Yeah you're tiiiired. Yes you are, don't tell me otherwise!
*ATTACK*
Satine uh....chewed through her leash!
Did she actually???
She literally chewed through her leash!
She's...free at last!
This was a brand new leash...!
Satine!!
Brand new leash!
What the hell dude!
You're a monster!
I was like..."she's walking really far in here!"
"How'd you get so far in here??"
I don't want this to be too loud so...
I'll take it easy.
*Loud noise*
It was really loud. I'll have to edit that out.
OOP
This stool is so high...
Okay you're ripping something... like
Tissue paper...
Okay it has some sort of harder part...
I... I know this is not it but this is like literally the only thing I can think of....
Like some kind of box?? With like tissue paper sticking out???
Like a tissue box???
IS IT A TISSUE BOX!?!?!?!!?
oH MY GOOOOOOOHHHEEEEEEWDDDD
*Gibi losing it*
I can't believe I got it!
"Is it like a BOX?? with TISSUE PAPER??"
*clap*
Part 2!
I don't have to say it that loud...
I don't have to scream in Vest's ear! I really don't!
We have this uh....
*GURGLING*
Ben: "Hello."
Is the dryer....washer...running?
Ben: "I believe it was just finishing up based on the....gurgling... that I just heard"
Stop it?
Ben: "Would you like me to pause it?"
Yes please!
Thank youuuuu!
Ben: "Please remember to turn that on when you're done?"
I... won't :)