- You cannot throw up every time you drink.
You're going to die.
- He doesn't text me.
- Where did you get this?
- When you have a kid you're going to vaccinate it, right?
- Allison, if you tell me one more thing about
how to raise my hypothetical child, I'm going to freak out.
- I'm just saying, you can't ignore the studies.
- I don't have a kid!
- Gaby, it's one in the morning.
I'm not going to meet you at a rave.
I don't care who's there.
- Gaby is calling.
- Huh? It's after 10.
- This better be an emergency.
That is not a good enough reason to wake my baby!
- He's married now.
- No! - [Tall woman] Yeah, yeah!
- Who would marry him?
Oh, hold on.
What is wrong with you? You're being rude.
- Sorry I wasn't an Alpha Phi Theta
so I have nothing to say to these sorority bitches.
- Natalie's been sleeping so well lately.
- [Woman] Oh my God, I bet it's that organic formula.
- It's the best!
Oh, hold on.
Gaby, you're being so rude.
- I have nothing in common with those Mommy and Me people.
- You think I like them?!
- I really like this jacket.
- Oh, thanks.
- Gaby, do you see this?
You need to dump him.
- Allison, I love him.
- I don't care if you love him.
I love idiots all the time.
- Ah, honey, can I have another slice, please.
- I guess that diet didn't last long.
- Why are you shaking your head?
- Nothing. He's your husband.
- Want to come to my house and watch Friends?
- Nah, I don't really like Friends.
- What?
- Want to come into my house and watch Friends?
- No, Allison, it is 2025.
Can we finally watch something that isn't Friends?
- No, I want to watch it.
- Well that's just childish.