[WHAPOOSH]
Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is JackSepticEye!
And welcome back, to Getting Over It.
Actually: Welcome back, to Spitting All Over It.
[Laughing]
I went- I went to wipe a piece a, piece of spit off my moniter.
And it was underneath the dude.
[In between laughter] And he looked down when I did it.
He did it again!
Oh, the best.
That's it!
I don't need to record anything else.
The gold has already happened, I've peaked.
This video is done.
Um, so I stopped playing this game.
After it came out. Because, I realised I was no good at it.
I realised that I didn't want to be good at it. I didn't want to get any better at it.
And I didn't want to finish the game.
Because I started to see what the rest of the game had to offer and I was like:
You know what? Nah.
Don't wanna torture myself.
I like me. I don't want to make me mad at me.
By playing games that me would be mad at.
HOGH!
Get up there, Diogenes!
That-a-boy!
But, once I came to the terms of the fact that I probably wouldn't ever finish this game,
And the pressure was off.
And I decided: "Hey, you know what? Let's just have a fun time!
Let's just record and have a good old, a good old chat-a-roo!"
That's.. Where you going?
That-a-boy!
[Laughing]
So, the game doesn't really piss me off anymore.
Because, as I said, I've come to the terms of the fact I'm not good at it.
And I'm not going to finish it
And I don't really care about finishing it.
And I think that that's what the secret to all of this is.
The secret to this game is:
Just like Bennett Foddi has been saying the entire time as you've been playing it.
Is that, it's not about completion.
It's about the journey.
It's about making your way down town in cauldron with a hammer and not getting mad.
[One thousand miles piano theme plays]
I'm actually doing alright.
HYAH!
And I did play this on stream recently, the charity stream.
We just did.
I played it on that, and I got kind-of where I was before.
And couldn't get any further and then I decided: "You know what? I like me.
Let's stop this!"
Okay get up there, get up there.
That's not getting up there, but it's okay because it's all about getting over it not about getting up on it!
AIIIIIIIIEEE!
There you go you boy.
This is my most hated part. Well, I haven't gotten to the hard parts later on in the game.
But,
I fucking despise this section. I hate this section because I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it!
Dodge this.
I don't know how to do it, Bennett Foddy!
Teach me how to get over it.
I'm already over it. I'm over it already. I don't care.
[Coughing]
Ohhhhh!
Twoh-Twah!
This is what I need, this is what need. I need all the power. Okay?
LET'S
USE
THE FORCE!
[Grunt]
Yes!
YES!!
That's my boy!
Oh, that's not my boy. Now. You're stuck in a fucking trap.
Oh...
[Grunt]
Get up, get up, GET OUT OPPA!
🎶I get on down🎶
YES! That's what I fucking love.
I LOVE THIS GAME! ❤
This is the best game mankind has ever made!
[Grunt]
[Character grunts]
[Grunt]
I've also watched some of the speedruns in this game, and I'm just like:
I'm sitting there!
My mouth agape.
My pants off. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because something has happened to me.
[Snoke voice] There's been an awakening.
[Snoke voice] Have you felt it?
Now, everybody at home,
You see, the secret to this section is that you just gotta:
You just gotta believe in yourself. If you don't believe in yourself, then no one will!
Nie, Nie mie (?)
Nie, what are you fucking talking about? NIE?
No, what are you struggling with this, me?
Okay (1x)
Okay (2x)
Okay (3x)
Okay (4x)
[Slap]
BAD HAND!
Put down that mouse. I'll never pick it up again! Alright?
[Cough]
Oh!
HA HOO!
That-a-boy!
No (6x)
I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what's going on. Somebody gave, somebody gave my fucking mouse catnip today.
HOM!
HYU
HYU (2x)
NO-HO!
Also all these fucking weird angles that you're able to swing off things in this game
You see some people under there bouncing all over place! They might as well be spider-man players
And I'm sitting here trying to figure out how a fucking cauldron full of water is supposed to get out over anything
No/Neigh
The secret is:
[Repeatedly pats cheaks]
You just got to take your time. You got to take your time with Bennett.
If Bennett thinks that you're rushing it,
He's just gonna turn around and not let you do anything.
I don't know why I'm trying to do that that would actually be:
Disastrous for me.
YES!
YE-HES! (2x)
NO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
[Laughs while crying internally]
He was about to swing back in.
OOOOOH!
🎶Life is a rollercoaster, you just gotta ride it 🎶
🎶All night long🎶
🎶I need you, HOO!🎶
[Laugh]
[Laughing while dying inside] No fuck you.
[Character grunts]
[Jack fucking imitates character]
[Laughing] I'm fucking right there with you, cauldron boy.
[Laughing]
[Tsk] OH
All right just sit there. Just hang out (2x). Have a good time man. Since I can't do this
Since I can't do this the fucking proper way. I need to take my time
WOOHOO!
Watch this
Watch this (2x)
SPEEDRUN!
SPEEDRUN! (2x)
(Yeah, no Jack.)
[Laughing]
Fucking mouse came off the table.
[Intense cough]
That wasn't the speedrun, this is the speedrun, watch:
HOOWAH!
HOOWAH! (2X)
[Dies inside]
Did it! Everybody saw! Everybody at home was like: "How? How? He found a new route. He found a new route!"
New speedrun (Here we go again)
I honestly have no idea what's going on with my mouse right now. It keeps like freaking out of-
That was pretty fucking legit!
[Mocks the meme kid] That was legitness
Okay, okay, okay there we go
Shh push it
🎶BUDA-DUN-DUN-DUN-DON🎶
Ah.. push it.
Okay?
Okay
Just go, just go just go. There's no. There's no. There's no funny business here.
[Howls like a wolf]
My left foot.
All right
All right get out over that. Okay, for all y'all,
GET OUT! Over it.
For all ya'll ''speedrunners'' out there:
I know I can get up there. I know I can just go up there
Up where the hammer's pointing, and then I could push myself up and get to where the thing is
But I can't actually do that
I'll show you I'll show you because I play with a lower sensitivity and no matter how fucking hard I
AH shit..
Get up get up and sit.
No matter how fucking hard I push I can't even get near that. So,
What's going to happen is that that's not gonna happen.
Oh no..
No
No (2x)
At least just try. At least just get a little bit back to where we were. Don't fall down now!
We haven't even gotten back.
[Falling sound]
[Sad music starts]
[Jack laughs while crying inside]
..Why?!
[In between laughs] I spent so long to get there!
It didn't I spent 10 minutes. It just feels like forever, okay?
I feel like I've
I feel like I've had kids and have gone off to college by the amount of time it took me.
That was fucking SEXY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MY DOOD
NOHOHOOO!
WHY?!
Fucking hand is sneezing or something
[wHEezE]
Hey, if you've come here looking for progress
or anything of the like
You probably wanna gonna click off now
You can see I'm in a constant loop. I'm in a constant feedback loop of failing
and I don't have,
[Stuttering] I'm not
I'm not proud enough to need to finish, you know?
It is (2x) what it is. If I don't ever finish it, it's fine!
🎶Na, na na na na na na na na na.🎶 Oh no! Oh, no you don't!
Oh, fucking, no you don't.
MUAHAHA
That's what I like to see.
Could I just have like a (2x) Sexy Hiking mode?
Where-
Oh my god, I--
NOO!
OOOOOOH MY
Thank you tiny stomp! ❤
NYAA-HOOH
No.. No..! NOOHOOOO!!
[Laughing yet crying]
That's what I didn't want to happen. You know what? On this board:
It says: "❤YOU ARE LOVED❤"
Everybody out there, at home watching this video right now. You are loved by everyone all around you.
(Duh? Who doesn't love you Jack? ❤)
Except you cauldron boy, okay? You are not loved by anybody!
You're loved by somebody who probably wouldn't be here in a fucking cauldron
Wondering how to get up a mountain.
I've gotten close to the end of Sexy Hiking.
This should be no prob
[Burp]
[Grunt (?)]
Oh Jesus 🕆
[Mario sound]
YES!
Fucking LIKING that! Wait, wait for it (2x) again.
AHOO!
Didn't like that one, that one wasn't as cool. Now go back and do the other one.
🎶Here I go again on my own🎶
🎶Going up on these only lands I've ever known🎶
I'm scared. I'm very scared. I'm scared
Are you on are you on the thing? No! God..
[Grunt]
[Whistle noises (?)]
[Grunt]
Yes! That-a-fucking-boy, we're back in business people! Watch this, first try.
[Character grunts]
HWOH
[Character groaning]
[In shocked}
That actually was first try! I'm a fucking magician! What's happening? What's going on over there??
There's a piece of thing sticking out through the galvanized
Galvanize.. how could the galvanize if our eyes aren't real? Huh?
[Illuminati theme plays]
[Deep wheeze]
Fucking precipice.
Okay, I lowered my sensitivity which is probably a bad idea because now I'm not used to anything.
[Character grunting and Jack making weird victory noises]
NO fuck..!
Please, please, please just let me up!
Goo goo goo goo goo goo.
Goo goo goo goo goo!
[Mario noise]
[Cough]
I can do this (x3) I have it. I have it in the bag!
[Sings Never Gonna Give You Up theme]
NYEEEEEH
Oooh....
[Grunt]
..yes!
🎶No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no🎶
Alright.
This part. I've done accidentally a bunch of times
[ Wheeze ] I'm trying to go in. I'm trying to just go down (3x)!
I'm trying to 🎶disco, disco clown🎶
Okay.
Okay, I know
There is a speedrun tactic to get out over the top of this. That you can push all the way back up .
Are there any speedrunners around here?
No, I fucking thought not. So, let's just do it our way. Can I just?
Can I shimmy my way off? Can I--
NO NO NO!
Nokay, okay
Okay, I-I keep doing that by accident
I keep somehow magically
Doing it.
NOW THIS:
My god the sensitivity is so bad. Mouse acceleration is the worst thing a game can ever have! I've talked about it before
But it's where: If you move the mouse slowly, nothing really happens
But if you move it a lot, then a lot happens!
I mean that sounds like just regular mouse movements, but sometimes if you're moving it slowly nothing happens
And that's what's going on here
that's... that's going on.
Okay do I have to?
Like to push myself over, do I have to drag myself over? Maybe I have to drag myself over.
Like that.
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in!
[Mario noise]
I like it. I like it
I'm in it. If I fall all the way back down again I'm fucking down (PMA?)
Way bigger mouse movements needed on this sensitivity. I was at max and now I'm down here and the fucking difference is insane.
[Mario laugh]
No. No, no get up there. That's the fucking shit, that's the shit I like to see.
Actually, I don't like to see much shit at all
[Deep gasp]
[Fart noises (?!)]
I keep,
accidentally doing it.
B A N A N A S
BU NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA
D-N-A.
Okay.
Okay (2x)
Okay (3x)
Okay (4x)
It's like before you go bowling. I have my fan over here.
You gotta loosen up the hands.
[Claps]
Here we go, get the blood flow going! I'm ready. I'm ready.
This is for all the kids.
[Dies inside]
[Laughing]
The kids would be so upset :(
That was fucking terrible!
What's at the top of the slide?
Hi slide boy! It is me, your long lost friend, cauldron boy!
You want to go out together, maybe have a few drinks?
Are you even old enough to drink, I don't know! :D
🎶Hello darkness my old friend🎶
🎶I've come to speak with you again🎶
Because the problem I was having before, is if I- if I boost off this if I push myself.
When I tried to swing my hammer back around to get over here, it gets stuck
and then I can't get out of there, so I'm just gonna have to..
I'm just gonna have to play like a cucumber, you know? Cool.
God, I'm pulling and nothing's happening.
I agree, diogener.
At least we're not falling all the way back down again, so at least they can just keep practising. Oh.. I jinxed it. Didn't I?
[Nervous Laugh]
Okay, okay. Oh god. What the fuck is?
What the hell is going on there at the bottom left? You guys see that lady down there?
..Miss..?
(I diagnose her with dead)
Are you in need of assistance?
Do nothing if you're in need of assistance.
OH NO!
[ Laughing ] NO!
Oh.. man!
I was doing good. I wasn't really, I fucking got nowhere.
[Laughing]
Don't.. whatever, Diogenes!
Okay! Well I'm gonna leave this episode of Getting Over It here.
And as I said, it's one of those games where I don't even care if I make progress anymore.
It's one of those things that you just kind of..
You turn on every now and then, and you play for a few minutes to see how far you get.
If you fall all the way back down it again. It's like... oh well.
I'll try again in like 20 minutes when I have free time again.
And there's something very addictive about it as frustrating as it is and as annoying as it can be.
There's something very, very addictive about it. There's always that timer. It's like: "Oh, I'd like ten minutes
I could, I can just pop into this game and try." I mean I don't have that much time in the game.
I have like two and a half hours of the game so,
For people who have finished the game who have like thirty to forty hours in it. It's kind of nothing.
I have a long way to go yet, but I don't know if I'll ever finish it (Just you wait Jackaboy)
I don't know if I'll ever actually make any sort of fucking progress in it. At least just wanna try and get past where the:
Security camera ones. So, do you guys have any tips on how to get past that section? Or..
Where I'm supposed to go? I might look up some like speedruns, no.. they fucking skip everything
I may just look up some videos of people doing it and see how they got around and then go from there.
I don't know. I just want to have fun and right now. I am!
For now,
THANKS YOU GUYS so much for watching this episode.
If you liked it,
PUNCH that like button in the face!
LIKE A BOSS!
AND,
[Quietly] Highfives all around.
[Outro music starts] WAPOOSH, WAPOOSH.
BUT THANK YOU GUYS, and I will see all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[Coughs xD]
[Outro Music: I'm Everywhere - Link in desc]
[Credits to Caity The Antagonist for the captions]
Nya Nya Nya Nya, Nya Nya Nya Nya,
D-N-A!