And you took her to Magic Mountain recently?
Yes.
That's gotta be hard for you.
Are you, like, stopped all the time?
Oh, because people know me?
Well sometimes-- well, I get-- it's selfies,
which you get 'em all day.
It's, like, David Spade-- it's turned into one move.
It's, like, a headlock.
And then I'm, like, what's that?
And then it's, like-- shh, it's almost over.
But I don't mind them.
Have you been with people--
it's sometimes hard when someone's famous
and they say no to pictures.
I always feel so weird.
It's hard to say, no, because they're so happy to see you.
And they go, just real quick.
And I go, all right.
And I do it.
And then the guy next me, this other famous guy--
not to be mentioned.
He goes, I don't do pictures.
And it's, like, (MAKES BRAKING NOISE).
And then it's a 10 minute talk of why he doesn't.
I want to go-- just bop, bop, bop.
Get through it, bud.
It's easy.
Flash, flash, flash.
Boom, boom, boom.
Hit me with a filter.
[LAUGHTER]
Take a few years off.
Be a pal.
But we did go to Magic Mountain, Six Flags.
It's called Six Flags Magic Mountain.
And we don't need the Six Flags part.
I'm going to tell them right now, from a marketing
standpoint.
Because Six Flags is boring, and Magic Mountain is the hook.
Like, Six Flags is nowhere.
How many flags?
6 out of 10?
No, just six--
I don't even understand.
So Magic Mountain, that's what it is.
Harper wants to go there.
And I go, let's do it.
And I'm a little scared to go.
But by the way--
spoiler alert-- more mountain than magic.
I have to say.
And it's not even 50/50.
It's like 99% mountain, tiny bit of magic, almost.
You don't see it.
It's like if it was cheese on pasta,
it's, like, Magic (MAKES QUICK SCRAPING SOUND)
Mountain (MAKES REPETITIVE SCRAPING SOUND) Stop?
No, more mountain.
So I go there--
and my little spindly legs, it was traumatic,
because it's on a mountain.
They say it in the title.
I didn't think.
On a mountain, the ride's on top of the mountain.
So everyone's on top of a mountain.
I go there.
I'm, like, huffing and puffing.
And then Harper's, like, let's go on these 12 rides.
I'm, like-- Harper, let's just look around.
Do we have to go on rides?
We're having so much fun just talking.
That didn't work.
And the rides aren't even fun little rides.
Like, it's a fun little roller coaster, hey.
I mean, it's like a car crash.
These rides-- do you know what I mean?
Like, they're so ridiculously terrifying and scary.
And it's, like-- this one's called the telephone pole.
You go 1,000 miles an hour, and you hit a wall.
And it's, like, (MAKES CRASHING SOUND).
I did one, and I was like this-- beep on the horn.
People are getting out crying, calling lawyers.
And I'm laying there on the horn.
They bring the jaws of life out.
I go, is this your fun ride?
I'm out there-- that'll be three tickets.
And then I stand there.
And Harper's, like, what else?
I'm, like-- no, no.
So she and my girl, they went on all the rides.
I just sat in the side and I walked them.
I wasn't even getting close to the right anymore.
I'm, like-- I think it's right around that bend.
So I'll be here by that agua stand.
Oh, too much.
But it is hilarious.
We have to take a break.
More with David after this.
OK.
Lights Out with David Spade is on Comedy Central.
And you're doing such a great job.
Are you enjoying it?
I do like it.
It's harder than I thought, but I like it.
And I know you, I know Kimmel, I know Fallon, and Stern.
So I've known people.
I got to watch them do it and see what it's like.
Mine's a little different, not exactly what you guys do.
But it's still a lot of fun.
It's fun to write jokes, think of stuff, write that day.
I just did it before I came here.
It's great.
We've had a lot of fun.
We do, sometimes, weird little bits.
It's mostly three comedians talking and going
over the day's events, making fun of everything.
But now and then we go out in the field and do stuff.
Yeah.
We're going to show a clip of this thing
that you and Whitney do.
Yeah.
Or did.
I usually have another comedian.
This one, it was Whitney Cummings.
And we feed jokes to someone that's never done stand up.
We put them at the Comedy Store and we just
give them an ear piece.
And then we just-- it's so weird.
Even Jeff Ross, when he did it, he
goes-- there's no way this will work.
And it kind of works.
You say what to say.
Is this the one with Charlotte McKinney?
OK.
So this is a model.
And she goes up there and she has no idea
what we're going to say.
Did anyone see the movie, Baywatch?
Did anybody see the movie, Baywatch?
I was the second hottest girl after Zac Efron.
I'm currently lifting weights.
With my bra.
[LAUGHTER]
I just want what every woman wants.
A 90-year-old billionaire with an incurable disease.
That guy was just in the front row.
And she points right at him.
Yeah.
So we just try to keep thinking of fun stuff, when I can go out
in the field and do it.
But mostly it's tiring.
You know, when you do them.
But people know you so well, it's
hard to get out in the real world and do it.
'Cause then they all come over, and it blows it.
It's nice when you can sort of--
well, can't do that either.
I mean, people know who you are.
That's what I was going for.
Thank you.
Lights Out, with David Spade, airs weeknights at 11:35
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We'll be right back.