Hey guys!
So as most of you all know we are currently living in the era.
Of big booty
** pop music **
And I am amusing this is going to be another very unpopular opinion of mine
But honestly I don't get it.
And don't get me wrong it's not like I don't like people with big bootys
I just personally never got into the trend and I don't see why people get so existed over them
I geuss I have always just been a fan of propotion
And I already know the responses I'm going to get from you guys for making this video because
Because I have mostly guy friends and if I were to ever tell them
Yeah personally I don't really care for extremely big boobs and booties you know?
They would probably answer back with an incredibly well thought out intelligent response such as:
Oh...
Gay!!
** Laughter **
And again I'm not saying I don't like butts in general I just I just don't see
the fascination in in why having such a big makes you more attractive
I mean the trend is so crazy now that people have made carrees off of having a big butt
Look at Kim Kardashian or even Nicki Minaj
Her song anaconda is literally all about having a big butt
But why are big butts considered to be so attractive?
When you really think about it butts are just another part of your body that's mostly made up of muscle with a huge layer of fat on it
And yet we love it! We worship it!
Our society loves and worships a layer of fat that has no use than to cushion your spine when you sit down
And not to mention that layer of fat is where your poo comes out as well
So when people say thing like:
**exhales**
Dam girl you got the baddest booty I've ever seen
What you're really saying is:
**exhales**
Dam girl you got the baddest poop particle covered fat layer cushion for your spine I've ever seen.
What?
Oh sorry I mean
Dam guy you got the baddest
Yet that's the era we live in because having a big butt is a must these days
Especially for girls
I grew up the boob era where everybody worshiped boobs instead of booties
And the bigger your boobs were it didn't matter if you had small boobs cause you had big boobs
And just like this hole booty thing I was never really into super big boob either
** door opening**
Gay!!
**laughter**
**door closing**
But anyway!
Even boobs made more sense than the booty trend because boobs are a sign of fertility so scientifically it makes sense that guys would be attracted to them
I do not know why I'm shaking them like they're talking
But I'm pretty sure most guys if not all guys don't like girls with big boobs just because they are more likely to reproduce
They just like how they look which I think is stupid
Because again boobs are mostly just fat.
Plus guys have them as well
Hey cheek out this rack dough
Woooah!
Right?
Too bad its a guy
**silence**
Gay!!
**Ryan Laughing alone**
What is wrong with you?
You can't say that
What do you mean? Say what?
Gay.
You have been calling me that this whole video.
Yeah but that's a joke this one actually has a guy in it who can really be gay
So it's not just a joke. It's Homophobic
So disappointed in you
I don't know how I feel about this friendship anymore.
I love gay people! And I don't like this side of you.
Anyway I think you get the point. When you really think about this big booty trend it doesn't make sense.
And in fact I think it's wrong and unfair in the way that 10 years ago people used to say: "That curvy people were attractive"
Because you had to be skinny to be beautiful and I'm all for team be comfortable with how you look
But this big booty trend is doing the same thing to skinny people what skinny people did to bigger people before
Make them feel like crap for not being big enough or small enough I don't know what I'm talking about
Which sounds really messed up but that's what's happening right now
Just you the other way around like literally in Nicki Minaj's Anaconda song she says:
Fuck the skinny bitches fuck the skinny bitches in the club I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mother fucking club fuck you skinny bitches what
That's literally in her song and she got away with it
Because she used the words skinny bitches
Can you imagine how bad it would it would sound if you switched the words fat and skinny
Exactly it's totally messed up.
And that's another reason why I think this big booty trend is ridiculous.
Well at least until out media decides to change things up and picks some other random body part to worship.
In fact we should start the next body trend!
Why not?!
I mean not to brag but I have a few good ideas in mind
Ohhh My god dude check this out
Damm!
Tell me that is not the nicest CB you have ever seen
I'm not talking about chris Brown I'm talking about collar bones bro!
She got them CB!
Ohhh Dude check these out
Dammm!
Tell me that is not the definition of SAT
A slender achilles tendon dude!
I'd study for those!
Ohh my god this girl got some fat cows bro check this out!
The basket ball team?
Sorry freaking Google search right there bro! check out those calves!
Ooooo!~ Dam! those are nice
Look at those calves!
Straight up cows look at how swollen those are they are probably filled with milk
I guess in order to make these body trends really catch on we have to make it cool the way rappers do it
Put it in a rap song and if you didn't like any of those body parts ideas trust me I saved the best for last.
** upbeat music**
Feeling pretty good about that one.
Pinching your wenis man. That could be the next twerk if you do it fast enough.
But all jokes aside
What I'm trying to say is that it's not about having a big booty or big boobs
Or being curvy or being skinny body trends are going to come and go and if you really think about it
It's stupid how much we obsess over it
And as corny and cliche it sounds when it comes to attractiveness the one thing that will always be beautiful
Is a beautilful personality
And if you can that that's like hitting the jackpot
That's like finding a-a Nemo what? No a leprechaun. No Nemo works
Because Nemo may not be considered to be the most beautiful fish
I mean he's small and he has a deformed fin.
But it is all about personality and that's the part we should be obsessing over
Not just big boobs or bootys there are a lot of fish in the sea with big boobs and booties
Find the fish that's different. Find the fish that's unique to you.
Find the fish that is so loveable and so charismatic that pixar has to make a movie about him
Even though his mother and his siblings were murdered and he was captured and abducted and imprisoned
In the tank leaving his father to go chase after him.
Nearly him murdered as well just because he has such a great personality.
Find your Nemo
Cause in the end isn't that all what we're really looking for?
Our very own deformed mother and sibling murdered super star movie fish?
Ughhh What?
Oh sorry was I getting weird?
very and also you're saying you wanna find your Nemo?
Yeah and?
You do know Nemo is a boy right?
Yeah but I was just using
Gay!!
**laughter**