>> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "SHARK TANK: LEGAL EDITION" WHERE
CELEBRITIES IN LEGAL TROUBLE MAKE THEIR CASE TO SEE IF ANY OF
OUR SHARKS WILL REPRESENT THEM. FIRST LET'S MEET OUR LEGAL
SHARKS. HE'S A PORN LAWYER WHO MIGHT
JUST RUN FOR PRESIDENT, MICHAEL AVENATTI.
>> SORRY IF I'M NERVOUS. I HATE BEING ON TV.
>> FORMER PROSECUTOR AND CURRENT FOX NEWS BANSHEE JEANINE PIRRO.
>> WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM, ALL THE HOUSE PLANTS DIE.
>> HE SERVED AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD, ALAN DERSHOWITZ.
>> AFTER I STARTED DEFENDING TRUMP, NO ONE INVITES ME TO
PARTIES ANYMORE. I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO
DEFENDING GOOD PEOPLE LIKE O.J. >> AND THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE
LEPER. RUDY GIULIANI.
>> DON'T FEED ME AFTER MIDNIGHT OR IT'S GREMLIN CITY.
>> BOTH OUR GUEST SHARKS FOR TONIGHT, JINGLE BASED ATTORNEY
CELLINO & BARNES. ♪♪♪
>> HAPPY TO BE HERE ON "SHARK TANK."
>> AND NOW LET'S MEET OUR FIRST TROUBLED CELEB SEEKING LEGAL
HELP, NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS OWNER, ROBERT KRAFT.
>> HELLO, SHARKS. >> HI, BOB.
>> HEY, BOB. >> I ALREADY GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT BEING THIS GUY, YEAH. >> SHARKS, I AM CURRENTLY IN
SOME HOT STEAMY WATER OVER ACCUSATIONS THAT I WENT TO THE
DAY SPA IN FLORIDA AND I GOT A NOT SO HAPPY ENDING.
I'M ALSO THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER TAKE A PRIVATE JET STRAIGHT TO A
$59 -- I'M SEEKING AN ATTORNEY WHO WILL
MAKE SURE NO ONE SEES THE VIDEO OF MY 77-YEAR-OLD PIGSKIN
GETTING TOSSED AROUND. >> THIS IS BAD.
SERIOUS CHARGE, BOB. AND AS YOU'VE SHOWN, YOU CAN'T
BEAT IT ON YOUR OWN. THE REAL CRIMINAL IN THIS STORY
IS THE IMMIGRANT WOMAN AT THE DAY SPA WHO STOLE THAT -- FROM A
SOFT, WHITE, AMERICAN HAND. >> OKAY, NOW AT THE RISK OF
REESE WITHERSPOON BLOCKING ME ON TWITTER, I HAVE TO SAY, CAN'T A
BILLIONAIRE GET A HOJO IN PEACE? LET THE MAN HAVE SOME FUN.
ALSO $59 IN PALM BEACH? I RESPECT THE MAN FOR GETTING A
GREAT DEAL. >> LISTEN BOB, IF YOU PICK ME, I
WOULD HAPPILY GO ON TV, CONTRADICT EVERYTHING YOU'VE
EVER SAID AND THEN ADD ADDITIONAL DAMAGING INFORMATION
FREE OF CHARGE. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
♪ CELLINO & BARNES HAPPY TO DEFEND YOU
ESPECIALLY IF THE SPA HAD A ♪ >> UP NEXT, THE CONTROVERSIAL
STAR OF "EMPIRE," JUSSIE SMOLLETT.
>> HEY EVERYONE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
BUT I WAS JUST ATTACKED OUTSIDE THE STUDIO BY DONALD TRUMP
HIMSELF. >> JUSSIE, IS THAT TRUE?
>> ARE THERE CAMERAS OUTSIDE? >> YES.
>> THEN NO, IT IS NOT. >> JUSSIE, WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU
HERE TODAY? >> 'CAUSE I BROKE HUMANITY.
IS IF YOU TAKE MY CASE, I OFFER SPOILERS FOR NEXT SEASON OF
EMPIRE. I DIED.
I DIED. >> WOW!
A GAY BLACK MAN LYING ABOUT AN ATTACK.
I WROTE FOX NEWS FICTION ABOUT THIS.
AND BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TRUE.
I'M RECUSING MYSELF. BECAUSE I AM JUST TOO FUNNY.
OF. >> JUSSIE, YOU ARE FAMOUS AND
PROBABLY GUILTY. END OF LIST.
♪♪♪ >> JUSTICE, LEGAL EDITION.