[dinging]
Would anyone like a nacho tower?
Nacho tower.
[dinging]
Whoa. Nacho tower.
He looks like my sister.
[chuckles] Your sister wishes.
[chuckles] She is an animal.
[laughing]
She smells like a horse.
[laughing]
Guys! [laughing]
You guys!
- What? - Yeah?
He texted everyone in Swellview
and told them the ending of Walking Orange.
Don't tell me!
He said that Rodriguez killed Mallory.
Stop it!
And that she's really a cop.
No!
And five, six, seven, eight.
[music playing]
Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. Verlintines.
- Ew. Yikes. - That is bad.
Okay, you guys look so stupid.
No, we don't.
We look just like typical rotten teenagers.
Yeah, we're bad news teens.
Yeah, we don't care 'bout no rules.
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
Ya see?
Sniff this flower.
Aight.
Mm, smells nice. What's that, daffodil?
[laughing]
Dag nugget, Schwoz!
[laughing]
[clearing throat, beeping]
[in kid's voice] Excuse me.
Henry, will you help me find my mommy?
Ew, quit. That's so creepy.
[in kid's voice] Will you buy me a pony?
[groaning] Stop that!
[oinking]
I'll be there in a minute!
[oinking]
You were in the shower with your pig?
Well, she has to get clean too.
[beeping]
Up... what the...
What is all over your tube?
[beeping]
Okay.
Yesterday, Schwoz told me to go up the tube
with a hot nacho platter.
And the suckage made the cheese and refried beans go everywhere.
Schwoz?
My sister is in town
and she wanted a taste of Mexico.
[shrieking]
What are you doing?
Sh. I want her to think I'm dead.
[music playing]
[grunting]
[music playing]
[laughing]
This is a ball. Henry. Welcome to the party.
Charlotte, what's up baby?
[laughing]
Now, blast me.
Ow! [laughing]
Ow!
[laughing]
What the butt, Schwoz?!
Why are you still wearing that dress?
'Cause it's so comfortable
and I like how the cool air blows up in here.
Henry has a dislocated buttock.
What?
Oh, darn it!
This Schwozamole smells funky.
Really? Here, let me smell it. [sniffing]
Schwoz!
[laughing]
No. No.
[groaning]
Now, watch in slow mootion.
Slow motion.
Mow...tion.
Mo... tion.
Motion.
'Kay, show me in slow motionana.
One, three, two, one.
[screaming]
Yeah.
Hey, everyone. I bet you didn't miss me.
[laughing]
[babbling]
Come on, look at my eyes, and my chin.
Oh, give it up, Schwoz.
You do not look like Uncle Jesse from
Uh.
- Charlotte! - What?!
Don't miss.
On this note, I found some DNI.
Disian eyes?
- DNA. - Ah.
You're squeezing my head too hard.
What you want me to do?
- Let go. - Okay.
[screaming]
Ah, did Charlotte just sucked--
Relax, I'll get her out in a minute.
Okay, Schwoz, what was it that you wanted me to--
[groaning]
Charlotte, catch him!
- Me? - Charlotte.
[screaming]
Good job.
[grunting]
Schwoz, now it's just up to you to make sure you get everything
[snoring] Oh, my God, this guy.
Are you serious? Oh, my God. Alright. I got this.
[snoring]
[horn blowing]
[grunting]
- Who did that? - None of your business!
Okay. Good. Good for you. [chuckles]
[Ray] Weirdo, go back to your country.
[screaming]
Go back, Schwoz!
[screaming]
They're here! They're coming! Get ready!
They're here!
[music playing]
[beeping]
No!
[groaning]
[gasping, whistle blowing]
You're out!
No, no! Charlotte!
[screaming]
[groaning]
[Henry chuckles]
You shot his butt.
[grunting]
Oh.
[grunting]
Oh. [groaning]
[grunting]
[groaning]
You can use these controls to turn yourself and Navagoot.
Navagoot?
I think he means "navigate".
Navigade.
Hey, Henry, grab me one, would ya?
Uh, yeah, sure.
[shrieking]
[Ray shrieking]
Dang it, Schwoz!
Ah, the cupcakes!
[grumbling]
Everything's fine.
[beeping] Okay, open, open.
Hey, you guys.
What are you doing here on a Sunday?
We're here to meet Henry.
And, uh... what are you doing?
I'm taking a bean bath.
Schwoz, clean up all this junk.
Aye aye. Hey, Jasper, you clean up all this junk.
But Ray told you to do it.
What did you say?
Why don't I clean up the junk?
I thought so.
[laughing] It's funny because it's gross.
How long do I have to keep doing this?
Rub faster.
Guys. Psst. Psst.
- Jeez. - Gross.
Sprained my face.
You leave Danny Chest alone.
Security! Security!
- Should we, uh-- - Should we just jump in there?
[chattering]
So, you go back to sleep and you just dream about--
[screaming]
Wait, wait, I don't want to play this game anymore.
[groaning]
Ah!
Oh, come on, you guys! Put me back together!
Ah. He's sleeping.
Schwoz!
Eh.
I never thought I'd see you, or your silly bald head
ever again. [chuckles]
I have missed- hug me.
Okay.
[music playing]
Uh! You Americans are animals.
Schwoz!
[disco music playing]
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[grunting]
[groaning]
Schwoz, no.
[groaning]
Schwoz!
Bye-bye, Schwoz. [laughing]
[gasping]
Huh?
[gasping]
I'm okay!
Hey, intruder!
[groaning]
Jasper, no!
It's me, Charlotte.
And me, Schwoz.
Right here. [screaming]
What? Dude, how did you do that?
Are you guys ready for a sound check?
Yep. Go.
Okay.
A person, place or event?
Hey!
Can you use it in a sentence?
This is a sound check!
I cried and cried
until my mother gave in and bought me--
Oh, you guys got inside our berger.
- Burger. - Huh?
Ah, you- you said ber- berger
or something like it's pronounced "burger".
Beherger.
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na.
- Burger. - Wava.
- You nailed it. - Okay.
Who you supposed to be?
Oh, I am Steve.
I don't know any Steves.
Steve Gildorsly, my friend from college.
H-He looks just like this. See?
[beeping]
- Oh, yeah, I see him. - He looks like a Steve.
Right on.
[music playing]
- Alright. - Whoa!
So, I told your family, I'm a new neighbor
who just moved here from Germany.
Here you go, Han.
[speaking in a foreign language]
[Schwoz] Come on, bear.
You're not so tough. Ah!
Oh!
[Schwoz laughing]
[Schwoz] Oh, it tickles!
[laughing]
[Schwoz] Whoopsie daisy. Oopsie daisy.
♪ And when the moon shines Over the Man Cave ♪
♪ I'll be waiting At the elevator door ♪
- I don't know. - Testing rock!
Ah!
[laughing]
Hooray for your boyfriend and his boss.
He's not my boyfriend.
Okay.
Hey! [shrieking]
[gasping]
How did you get in there?
Wasn't easy.
And welcome to the Man Cave.
Oh, it's an evil troll!
I am Schwoz.
It's an evil troll named Schwoz.
Okay, why don't you just relax and let me explain.
Oh, good, you have weapons.
Schwoz, did you clone yourself?
Mm, no.
Yeah, see? The way you're saying, "No"
makes me think you really have cloned yourself.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the long no
makes it sound like just lying.
Oh, totally. The short no is always true.
The long no, that means he's lying.
Smart one, science freak, you're both fallen for this?
I want night vision.
Sometimes it's just nice to be part of something.
You can take the churro...
Nice.
...when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
Schwoz?
Hey, Schwoz!
What are you doing?!
No!
This hair growing cream works great.
I've been using it on the sides and back of my head for years.
[music playing]
What is wrong with you?!
I'm afraid of the dark.
Well, there's light now!
Sometimes it's just nice to be held.
- Get! - Ay.
I now pronounce us husband and computer wife.
Mazel tov.
[music playing]
Sleep dart. Ay.
[grunting]
Oh.
Winner!
Ah. ♪
♪ Doodily doo ♪
You'll never get me pot of gold.
- Yes, we will. - Right after our nap.
Henry! Can you hear me?!
[screaming]
Oh, my God, Schwoz, you're eye is huge!
And your eyelashes are on fleek.
But don't give up.
Uh, we just started, like, five minutes ago.
You got to push through the pain!
Nothing about this is painful.
Get the story tank.
[laughing]
- Beep. - I don't like that.
And it's only going to get worse.
[screaming] Hello.
Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ Ray, this is lame ♪
What?
What's the anti-gravel?
[gasping]
Where'd you come from?
I was napping in my porch when you guys woke me up.
I don't want to lose you!
[beeping]
I lost him.
I will never forget you.
Who is Mr. Vol- Volur--
Don't even try.
Mr. Wallaby is this local guy on TV
and he hosts a show for little kids.
Wallur- Vallur--
He sent me and Jasper there to get
the Theranos Boot and bring it back here.
Good thinking.
Thank you so much. I've had such a crisis
of confidence lately.
- Me too. - Shut up, Schwozs!
Yes, yes. I'm loving this.
Oh, pouty lips. Pouty lips.
Yeah, work it. Work it!
What are these pictures for, anyway?
- I don't know. - Don't know.
[both] I thought you knew.
[both] Well, we're taking 'em.
[music playing]
Play us out, Schwoz.
[music playing]
♪ Up the tube ♪
[music playing]
Nice to meet ya, Schwoz.
Might wanna dig up that memory wiper.
On it.
And I'm never coming with you over my dead body!
[spitting]
[music playing]
Okay. I have good news, Mr. Stinklebaum.
- Oh? - What's the good news?
- Your blimp is ready to go. - Okay.
Your name is Drex Stinklebaum?
It's Stinklebaum.
[laughing] Well, that's not much better.
Schwoz, can you all those planes out of the sky?
I'm hacking into the Swellview Air Traffic Control System
right... now.
[music playing]
Bravo two niner, Swellview Control calling
emergency landing runway six.
Roger, alfa? Repeat six, roger, alfa?
Roger, acknowledge.
Copy that, flyboy. See you at the watering hole.
Uh, one down, 52 more to go.