- (laughs) Yes! Oh, it's...
- The strawberries taste like... - (both) Strawberries!
- (PvF) ♪ Come with me ♪
- Oh! (gasps) - Oh no!
- ♪ The world of pure imagination ♪
- It's Willy Wonka.
- (PvF) It is a Try Not To Eat Willy Wonka episode.
- (grunts) No! - Oh my gosh.
- No, you can't do this!
- I cannot tell you how much I love this movie.
- (PvF) What do you have, Myles? Why would you say that?
Oh! (laughs)
- (PvF) We'll be showing you clips, and then presenting you
with food from the movies.
If you succeed at not eating anything, you might get a chance
at finding the Golden Ticket.
But for each item you try,
you must take one bite of our punishment food.
- If you were gonna try my way, Willy Wonka is the one to do it.
- That'd be a great one to do it on. - Yeah.
- ♪ There is no life I know ♪
- ♪ To compare with pure imagination ♪
- Are we eating this cup? (laughs)
- That is such a cute cup, oh my God!
- Ugh. - ♪ You'll be free ♪
- ♪ If you're truly ♪
(Myles hums) - The teacup flower.
- See, that was the first one. - Oh!
- That one! - Okay.
- That's not Johnny Depp. (laughs) - Look.
- Eat that cup, eat it, eat it! - Oh.
- Oh, that's the candy.
- Oh my gosh! - Oh, this is just so cute!
- (PvF) Haven't you always wanted... (buzzer rings)
- She's already eating. (laughs)
- (PvF) Sharon! - What?
- (PvF) Haven't you always wanted to try these edible flower teacups?
They are just as tasty as they are practical.
- I've been waiting for this for 40 years.
- They smell so good.
- I know it's so stupid, but I'm gonna cry!
- What is the middle? (both laugh)
- (PvF) You will have to try it to find out.
- Eat it!
- I just wanna taste it! - (laughs) Nah.
- This is gonna be the hardest one.
- You gotta decide now, 'cause the game starts now, you know?
If you eat one, then you can eat all of 'em.
- Nope!
- And then I can get out of here free.
- There are five rounds.
This will make five dreams come true.
- Alright, screw it, every moment you take, blah, blah, blah.
(buzzer rings) - (whispers) Yes!
- I just, I wanna know what that Golden Ticket prize is.
- I know.
- Like the top of what's it called?
What's the chocolate thing that's hot? Like the drink?
- Hot chocolate? (both laugh)
- I know how many bites I'm gonna have to take out of this punishment,
and my fat ass is gonna eat something.
- I'm gonna resist. I'm going for that Golden Ticket.
- (Willy) Wait a minute.
- (gasps) Oh is that where they lick the wall?
- Oh my gosh. - Lickable wallpaper.
- Are we getting to lick a wall?
- (both) Tastes like an orange!
Like pineapple, it tastes like pineapple!
- (laughs) This is such an odd scene.
- (both) Who ever heard of a Snozzberry?
(both laugh)
- Damn, did you see him grab her face like?
- That is absolutely incredible. - This is so cute.
- There is no way! (laughs) - I wanna lick it!
- I really do too. (laughs)
- (PvF) We have real lickable wallpaper,
with flavors that literally jump off the wall.
Every single flavor, every single... - Is different?
- (PvF) Tastes different.
- You need to take this home with you,
and like just put it on your wall. (buzzer rings)
- I'm trying the banana.
If it doesn't taste like banana, I'm gonna cry.
- I wanna see your face. - Okay.
(buzzer rings)
(laughs) It tastes like banana! (gasps)
- Are you kidding me?
- Does it taste like banana? - Mm-hmm.
- You'll absolutely not catch me licking paper.
(buzzer rings)
- I'm Frenching a piece of cardboard! - You're licking it down!
(Ed laughs)
- (PvF) Are you doing it, Char? Or are you still smelling it?
- Do it, yes, do it! (yells)
(buzzer rings)
- Is it like the tattoo Fruit Roll-Ups?
- No, let me see? - (PvF) Yeah, I can see the grape.
- Oh my God, I can see it!
- We're losers together. - What is this?
- The child in me is already dead inside, so...
- I just don't understand why you would do that to yourself.
- Ah, tastes like grape.
- The oranges taste like... - (both) Oranges!
- I'm tasting a... - Okay, I can taste the strawberry.
- The strawberries taste like... - (both) Strawberries!
- No, that was quite the experience for me.
- That was fun, honestly! - Yeah.
- Ed, please, I'm begging you!
- I can't, no no, no no no. - I am begging you!
- I can't, I can't, I can't.
- My mom would be so disappointed
if she knew this is what I'm doing with my time.
(Myles laughs)
- (Charlie) What's it making, Mr. Wonka?
- (Willy) Fizzy Lifting Drinks. - (gasps) The bubbles!
- Oh, Fizzy Lifting Drink? - Fizzy Lifting Drink.
- Are we gonna float?
- Are we gonna float? - Ooh!
- Sharon's gonna start floating everywhere.
- Uh huh.
- Imagine actually like floating like this,
I would be having so much fun.
- That would be so sick!
- (laughs) I'm dead! - He said wee!
- Wee! (both laugh)
- I'm going too high! - Too high!
(both laugh)
(both sighing)
- (laughs) Oh my God!
- (PvF) We've got the perfect Fizzy Lifting Drink
that will make you fly.
Just make sure you can burp your way down.
(buzzer rings)
- I can smell it, right? - No!
- We already lost, like, might as well try everything!
- I lost one point.
- Wee! (laughs)
- You wanna see who could chug it first?
- Ugh, I'm not gonna, okay, I'm gonna win.
- One, two... (buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, you said...
(both gulping)
(Jair laughs)
- Oh, I wasn't even close. (laughs)
(Jair laughs) (Danny exhales)
- It's just the thought of it, it's so...
- Magical. - It is!
(Char burps) - For the record,
never done that before.
- This was fire, damn! - This was good!
- This is actually, yes, more bubbly than a McDonald's Sprite.
- Yeah. - So I would prefer
a Fizzy Lifting Drink. - Mm-hmm.
- How foolish is Ed being right now? Let us know in the comments!
♪ (uplifting orchestral music) ♪
- Ooh, what's this?
(Sharon gasps)
(Myles gasps) - Tear that thing up!
- Is it that that she's... Oh, or is it that?
- I don't know! - Or the giant gummy bears?
- (gasps) The mushroom! - Everything is just edible.
- Oh!
- (PvF) So straight from Wonka's whimsical garden,
these sweet mushrooms filled with a delightful dreamy cream
are something you'll never get to experience again.
(Sharon gasps)
(both laugh) - He's like fondling with it.
(buzzer rings)
- (laughs) Yes! Oh it's...
(laughs) (buzzer rings)
That is so good.
(Myles grunts) - Oh you should've done this one.
It's got a deeper scoop. (Myles grunts)
- I've gone so far, I can't.
- I'm gonna laugh so hard if you get a candy bar.
- (laughs) I'm gonna pee my pants!
- Thank you for making my little girl dreams come true.
- You literally made her dreams come true.
- I don't like it. (both laugh)
- (PvF) What is happening?
You don't wanna do this, Jair? - Oh, I'm definitely not doing this.
- I will be the biggest loser at this point.
I'm already the biggest loser at this point.
- You already are.
- But I'm even a bigger loser at this point if I go in on this.
- Yeah.
- (Willy) Would you like to see?
- There it is! - Yep!
- This is so creative how they did this!
- That could be such a TikTok sound.
(Myles laughs)
(both imitate machines)
- Ooh! - (gasps) Wait, no!
These are the Gobstoppers!
- I love the shape of it too.
I wish they made like the actual Gobstoppers look like that.
- Oh yeah!
- You can suck on 'em forever! (Jair laughs)
- Just say... - (both) Everlasting Gobstoppers?
- Oh my gosh!
- (PvF) These will revolutionize the candy industry!
You don't wanna miss out on trying
these one of a kind Everlasting Gobstoppers.
Oh, are, did you, okay.
- The Everlasting Gobstopper.
(buzzer rings) - Mmm.
- Four bites is not that bad.
(buzzer rings) - Not if you have it forever.
- (PvF) It does match your hair.
- Ooh!
- It's kinda just like a bunch of different tastes of fruit.
- I feel like you should taste cherry, apple.
- You know, most of the time, we go through life going like this,
this, this, this, but with this, it's like (imitates explosions).
- No it's not. - Mm-hmm!
- This is so cool. - Mm-hmm.
- Like the colors and everything they did.
- (Sharon) Oh, it is.
- It's gorgeous, it's beautiful. Look at this, perfection.
- Yeah, I'm not like a huge sweets person.
- (gasps) The flavor changed again! (laughs)
- (PvF) Ed, congratulations, you were able to avoid
some of Willy Wonka's wildest treats,
and for that, we've got a potentially very rewarding reward.
- (Charlie) I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.
- (clerk) Hey, sure.
The Scrumpdiddlyumptious. - Scrumpdiddlyumptious.
- Scrumpdiddlyumptious! - Mm-hmm.
- Open the Wonka Bar! - So...
- It's chocolate.
- Oh, it's the famous Wonka Bar. - It's the actual bar!
- ♪ Do do do do do ♪
Yeah, you peel it nice and slow.
- Wow! - ♪ He's got the Golden Ticket ♪
- Wow!
- The Golden Ticket!
- (PvF) Unfortunately, you guys couldn't resist,
and for that, Wonka has an invention
that he hasn't quite perfected yet.
Okay, ready for the punishment?
- Yes! - No!
(machine whirring)
- It's gonna be the gum.
- Ah! - It is gum.
- It is the gum!
- We get the gum! Why are we so excited?
- Who's the real loser? (laughs)
- Oh, this is the one! - Look at her, just going purple!
- Uh oh!
(Ed laughs)
- If you were in this movie, that would be you,
like you literally could not resist one candy.
- (PvF) Ed, you'll get the chance to pick your very own Wonka Bar,
and know that hidden inside of one of these,
there is a golden Get Out Of Punishment ticket.
- Ah.
- I have never wanted you to lose so bad.
- I'm gonna lose, 'cause I'm not gonna find it.
I'm gonna go with this one. - I'm a terrible picker.
- (PvF) Would you? - No.
I'm gonna eat the punishment.
- Oh my goodness gracious.
- Three course dinner chewing gum.
- Oh my goodness.
- (PvF) So take it from Violet,
this gum is not quite ready to be eaten, so good luck.
There is a full meal in this bar, there's an appetizer,
an entree, and dessert.
- That smells awful.
- Is this gonna...
Ooh! - Ah!
♪ 'Cause you got the Golden Ticket ♪
- Ooh, mm. - Yeah.
- Looks like a turd.
- Is this poop? - Can I do licks?
- (PvF) Nope!
- I don't smell anything.
- Maybe that's just my upper lip.
Who are you?
- Ooh, I did it! - ♪ You won the Golden Ticket ♪
- You're still chewing from the same bite?
- Yeah.
- It's not like nasty. It's just so bizarre.
- To be eating this... - Is another experience in itself.
- Is just another experience in itself,
you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm.
(Jair laughs) - You got it, girl.
We believe in you!
- It tastes like beef. - Cabbage.
- Mashed potatoes and gravy.
- Tomato soup. - SpaghettiOs.
- I found the blueberry. (laughs)
- There's blueberry!
- She's blowing up like a blueberry!
Somebody, quickly bring her to the juicing room!
- None of these flavors should be mixed together.
This is a monstrosity.
(Jair yells)
- (PvF) You have to chew it. (Jair whimpers)
- I'm a winner, but I think, ultimately at the end of the day,
I'm the loser. - I don't think you are.
- Mmm, keep up the good work, Willy Wonka! (laughs)
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- What other foods should we Try Not To Eat next time?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- And make sure to like and subscribe to People Vs Food.
- Bye! - Bye!
- Goodbye! - Bye!
- Jair, have you seen Willy Wonka?
- Which one? - Any of them, apparently?
- The first one!
- Can we say what is the first Willy Wonka?
- Johnny Depp? (Danny laughs)
- No.