Lori and I do, like, everything together.
We've been BFFs since before I was even born.
[sighing] If there's no Lori,
who am I going to take magazine quizzes with,
or gossip with? What should I do?
[babbling]
You think I should fight Lori?
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. [babbling]
Ew, gross. [gasping]
Oh, I get it. I just need to show Lori
that Fairway is actually terrible.
And this campus tour is the perfect chance to do it.
Lily, you're a genius.
[giggling]
[phone dialing]
Wait. [sneezing]
- Don't call anyone. - This isn't their fault.
This is on; ow, us.
What do you mean?
I didn't want to go to the dentist.
And I didn't want to go to the doctor, so we...
[both] Kind of switched places.
Kind of?
Kind of totally.
Actually, we've been doing it for a couple of days now
to get out of all sorts of stuff.
Your mother and I are not happy that you've been lying.
No, we're not.
You're not babies anymore, and sometimes you have
to do things you don't necessarily like or want to.
Like plucking nose hairs or visiting Aunt Ruth.
Uh. But part of growing up is being responsible
and doing those things.
- You're right. - We're sorry.
Miss V, I just wanted to tell you
I'm dropping out of the Royal Rumble.
I know I'm never gonna make it as a rock star,
so I'm done with music.
IT's my jam now. It's a heck of a gig.
Great job security, solid retirement plan.
It's more practical.
Well, wait, Luna, honey,
you don't have to give up music completely.
Lots of people play as a hobby.
Eh, I know it's none of my biz,
but that stuff in your yearbook
made it seem like being a rock star
was all you ever wanted.
Are you bummed you didn't make it?
Who says I didn't make it?
I may not be playing to sold out arenas,
but I'm doing what I love.
That's my definition of making it.
Even if you have to live in a van?
I mean, no offense. It is a sweet van.
[laughing]
I don't live in love. I got me own flat.
What? [laughing]
I only sleep in my van the night before a big gig.
What is the problem? It's just the eye doctor.
The problem, Todd, is that I have
an irrational phobia of the ophthalmologist.
But that does not compute. You are a genius.
I said it was irrational, Todd and I've tried to train myself
to move past it, but I can't.
Now, just a puff of air. Oh. Ha ha.
No, not the- Ah!
Why don't you do the exam and make new glasses yourself?
[gasping]
Todd, you beautiful piece of robotic machinery.
That's a great idea.
[ringing]
Ow. Ow.
Loud, your daughter won't stop crying!
I turned off my hearing aid,
but I can still hear her! You got to come home!
Now, now, Mr. Grouse, no need to panic.
It's just an easy fix.
Okay? Just speak to her with a British accent.
Oh, yeah, I could do that,
or you could just get your butt back here.
Give it a try. I'll guide you through it. Okay?
Cheerio. Jolly good. Pip pip.
This is ridiculous.
Cheerio. Jolly good. I forget the rest.
[giggling]
There you go. You're a natural.
Hello? Hello? Talk to me. Talk to me.
I need to know what happened. [shrieking]
[car alarm blaring]
You okay, Lori?
No. Ever since I started college,
I feel like I'm missing out on everything with my siblings.
[laughing]
Wait. Why are they all laughing?
And why is Leni covered in gravy?
I have to know.
You know what Coach Niblick says?
You can't read the green unless you're on the green.
[chuckles] Yeah, classic Niblick.
Wait. What does that have to do with my problem?
What I mean is go home
and spend time with your family, Lori. It's the weekend.
You're right. That's literally a great idea.
Hey, who did this to my brand new golf cart?
- I'll turn out the lights. - I'll lock the door.
[giggling]
I'm back.
[harking]
Lincoln, check out those columns.
Do you think they're real marble?
Probably. This place is so much bigger than our school.
Good thing they gave us maps.
Huh? Guys, guys, guys, ditch the maps.
First rule of survival: don't act like a total newb.
But we are newbs.
Yeah, and then some upper classman realizes that,
you'll be a prime target for pranks.
Like the kid who asked an eighth grader for directions
on the first day of school.
The poor fool got sent on a wild goose chase
down in the tunnels under the school
and didn't make it out until the whole day was over.
[gasping]
Don't be newbs.
[bell ringing]
Okay, homeroom, they're no assigned seats,
so it's time for rule number two.
Don't get stuck with a crummy desk.
Move out!
Oh, sorry. Please, it's all yours.
I'd pull out the chair for you, but... [clearing throat]
it's attached.
Wrong.
Hey, back off, pigtails! My buddy saw this first!
Boom. Dominate. Nobody's messing with that. Ha.
Leni, Luna turned comedy club into a rock club.
Do something.
Leni, do you know how to get blood?
I mean, ketchup off the ceiling?
Leni, turn the movie off.
What do you mean, you're empty? Wait, wait. Don't go.
Whoa.
[snoring]
Ah, fiddle sticks.
[clamouring]
[screaming]
[phone ringing]
Miguel? Fiona?
Hey, Leni Boo.
We're having a self care day. You want to come with?
Guys, I can't. I'm in charge at home
and everybody needs something,
and I have no idea how to do anything.
And I'm totally hopeless.
Hopeless? I'm sorry. This does not sound
like the Leni Loud that we know and love.
Yeah. We've seen you kill it at work all the time.
You're a total boss.
Just tap into that confidence at home.
All you need to do is think of your family
as customers that don't pay.
OM gosh. Thanks, guys. I know what to do now.
You're both, like geniuses.
[whistling]
Attention, shoppers, I mean, siblings,
here's the deal. We're going to wait in line
and everyone's gonna get their turn. Okay?
So how can I help you today, ma'am?
Well, my concoction is currently corroding
the living room floor.
Hmm. We have some lovely water
that would do a great job of stopping that burn.
I don't know what to do.
Paul Hoffner won't change my seat.
Three words, bro. Butter him up.
Ooh wee, he ain't wrong.
One time, Virginia, she got her head stuck
in a fence and we used a whole mess
of margarine to get her out.
The key is to rub it around the jowls like so.
Ugh.
I meant he's gotta charm the man.
I knew that. Just testing y'all.
A while back I wanted to go skydiving
with my cousin Derek, but my dad wouldn't let me.
So I spent the whole week
doing nice things for him and bam. Check it.
[screaming]
Hmm. Maybe I should try buttering up the Hoff.
Huh?
Oh, hey, Mr. B.
I thought I'd come in before school started
and help you kick off the day.
I washed what I hope was marinara sauce
off the board and organized your sword collection.
I even fed Hank.
What? No, he's only supposed to eat once a week.
[belching]
I'd love to help you,
but I have my own business to attend to.
But, dude, the auction ends in an hour.
Come on. This is urge.
Why do you need my help?
You said it yourself, bro. You're the master of convincing.
Please. I ain't too proud to beg.
[sighing] Okay, fine.
Radical. So what's the plan? You gonna write me a speech?
Do I get to wear the blue suit?
No, no.
The secret to convincing is to use your strengths.
♪ And that's why I need The pit-stained T! ♪
I say pit, you'll say stain! Pit!
- Stain! - Pit!
Stain! Whoo hoo! Take the cash.
♪ The 'rents gave me money For this crusty T ♪
♪ Thank you, baby bro For helping me ♪
[sighing]
Leni, you're sighing is literally ruining my texting.
What's wrong?
I don't know what to do.
I feel torn between two groups of friends.
How do I make them both happy?
[Lincoln clearing throat] Lincoln, what do you want?
I think I know how to help Leni.
When I started hanging out with Rusty and Zach,
Clyde and Liam felt left out.
So I invited everyone to hang out together,
and now we're all BFFs.
So you're saying my friends should hang out
with your friends?
No. Bring your friends together.
Hmm. That is surprisingly mature advice for an 11 year-old.
Pss. Clyde.
Oh, hey, Lynn.
Shh. I need your advice.
Um, okay.
Well, what if I'm terrified of giving the wrong advice?
Dr Lopez says I tend to let my fear control me.
Bingo. And that's exactly why I came to you.
Let's say I had this friend and this friend was super tough
and awesome at everything,
but she or he was afraid of just one thing.
Lynn, no disrespect,
but I don't have time for hypotheticals.
How can I help you?
Fine. Here's the deal. I'm going to Dairyland tomorrow
and I don't want to ride Whip Scream
because I'm terrified of throwing up. Blegh.
Lynn, no one likes to throw up.
Yeah, but I hate it. I did it once when I was little
and it got all into my nose and I tasted it for a week.
Ugh. Never again.
So, how do I beat this stupid fear
and get on with my life?
You can't beat it. You just need to live with it,
and be honest with your friends about it.
Look them right in the eye and say,
"I am not comfortable with this situation."
Hey, Leni. Oh, sorry about the smell.
I just dropped off Lynn's softball team.
Phew. How was work?
[sighing] Great.
Ms. Carmichael made me the temporary manager.
Wow. You don't sound happy about it.
No, I am.
It's just Miguel and Fiona think Missy C is a zero fun drillstir.
I don't want them to feel that way about me.
I want to do a good job and be a good friend.
Is that even possible?
Of course it is.
Look, as long as you're getting the work done,
you can be as fun a boss as you want.
[gasping] Wow, Lori,
you know absolutely everything.
[chuckles] I literally do.
Wait. What's a drillstir?
Maybe if your dads had something to distract them,
they'd be less focused on you.
Hey, look.
Why don't you get them another pet?
Liam's giving away baby chicks again.
I don't know. My cats are born hunters.
You should have seen what they did
to my dad's bunny slippers.
But this could work.
Clyde, watch your eyes. I've got the pressure cooker out.
So I had an idea I wanted to run past you guys.
How about we host a Brazilian exchange student?
His name is Tiago and he's in my grade.
Wow Clyde. What inspired this?
I just thought it would be fun. Plus, I've always wanted
to know more about Brazilian culture.
I don't know. This is a big responsibility.
And we wouldn't want to take time away from you.
Pssh. I've had your undivided love
and support for 11 years.
I can stand to share for a few weeks.
Well, if you're sure.
Great, cause I already signed up.
[doorbell ringing]
That must be him. I got it!
Oy. I'm Tiago. Nice to meet you.
Hi, Tiago. I'm Clyde.
Sorry, Clyde. I am a hugger. You two dads, get over here.
Welcome. It's good to have you.
These are gifts for you.
Carnival costumes. We wear them to dance the samba.
Maybe you guys can try these on
and Tiago can show you a few steps.
I'll leave you to it.