- Can we tell pet food from human food?
- Let's talk about that.
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- Yes and that also conveniently leads to what's
in store for us today because sure,
it's easy to distinguish between a high quality
Mythical Pattern Pack For Pups and lesser-made pet products.
Anybody could do that.
But what caliber of palate does it take to distinguish
between pet foods and human foods?
- Let's find out the hard way.
- It's time for Is That Food Made For You
or Is It Nasty Pet Food?
- As you can see, we can't.
- Okay we're gonna be presented with a food
and then we have to taste it
and determine whether it is intended for pets or people.
- Yeah how good is this dog food gonna be
is the real question.
The loser in the end has to wear the dog cone of shame
in Good Mythical More and be shamed by our dogs
who will then be present. - Mm.
- [Rhett and Link] Round one.
- So we just eat like the dogs that we are?
- Yes.
- Okay I smell it.
Oh, oh it's cold.
That's meaty. - Huh.
- Oh and that's potatoey. - It's not bad.
- I prefer it warmer.
I warm up Jade's food for her.
You could have done that for me.
- It doesn't have that distinct irony taste
that I typically get from a pet food
and I've had a lot of pet food.
- I'd say this is good, it tastes like tater skins.
- But what would it be if it was just made for people?
- Tater skins.
- All ground up?
- I'm ready to guess I guess.
- [Stevie] Okay three, two, one.
- [Rhett and Link] People.
- Gotta be people, right?
- [Stevie] Okay, this was Just Food For Dogs,
all day breakfast special
made with whole foods such as pork tenderloin,
eggs, steel cut oats, premium fish oil and multivitamins
slash mineral blend.
- Just Food For Dogs. - For Dogs?
- And all I tasted was potato
but all of this other good stuff in there.
I mean it does have potatoes in it.
- Right but what it doesn't have which is typical
of dog food is it doesn't have organ meat in it,
you know what I'm saying?
- It also doesn't have seasoning but I could chow down
for more on this.
- It has crude fat in it.
I love my fat to be crude.
- Man, this is, so this is gonna be difficult, guys.
- Yeah it is. - [Rhett and Link] Round two.
- I think that last one was really just people food
marketed to dogs. - Yeah, right.
- Instead it's-- - It's not just for dogs.
I'd eat it. - It's for people too.
- Come on.
- Now this, I'm not getting a strong scent.
Oh yes I am.
It's not a great scent.
You're already smackin' over there.
- I don't know what I just got, dude.
I got a chunk of, oh. - Big chunks.
Woo!
That's tangy.
What on earth?
Is that a fruit?
- That is so, what? - Ugh!
It's like a tangy-- - Hold on, I got a raisin.
- You got a raisin? - I think I got a raisin.
You get a raisin?
- I got a fruit of some sort
but I don't think it's a raisin. It was way too big.
I might have to eat more of this nasty stuff.
- [Rhett] It's hard to tell if it's nasty.
- It's like they've cubed it.
- They've cubed it, huh?
They've chopped it.
- It's meaty but also fruity.
- It's meaty and fruity, it's both fruity and meaty.
- What is this?
- What can be fruity and meaty?
- The more I eat-- - And chopped.
(Link grunts) - Okay, all right, I'm ready.
- [Stevie] Okay here we go.
Three, two, one.
- People. - Human.
Okay.
- Human.
- 'Cause I said it's nasty but nasty but for people.
- Yeah.
- [Stevie] That was a bowl of diced up
Epic Wild Boar Bacon Bars for humans.
- [Rhett and Link] Oh!
- We have those in the office! - I knew it!
It tasted familiar.
- [Stevie] It's feral boar meat, pork bacon,
dried cranberries and celery powder.
- Yeah and it has-- - You had the cranberries.
- Yeah, I got what I call a raisin
but it's actually a cranberry but I was blindfolded
so I got it wrong.
- It's got that wild boar kind of a gameyness to it.
- Yeah I kinda like it's illicit.
- Yeah, you're becoming more dog every day.
- Right.
- [Rhett and Link] Round three.
- I'm getting a scent of something that--
- Oh that's got fish in it. - Is that fish or--
- That's tuna or salmon. - Yeah you're right.
- Huh, wow, okay, this is tricky
'cause that's just straight-up, that's straight up fish.
You can buy that for dogs or people.
- Well let's talk cat food for a second.
- Let's talk it, man.
I love talking cat food. - 'Cause we're talking
pet food in general, this could be for cats.
Back up the truck to cat city and see what dumps out.
It's probably gonna be fishy.
- I don't wanna take the truck to cat city.
You can go to cat city by yourself.
- When you park in cat city-- - And tell me how it was.
- Always park facing out so you make a quick, clean getaway.
- Getaway, okay-- - This is, mm.
- This is difficult because it pretty much tastes like un--
- Seasoned. - Unfiltered fish.
- It's a toss-up.
- You ready? - Yep.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- People! - Cats.
- [Stevie] Okay that was Tiki Cat Tuna
in Crab Surimi Consomme Cat Food made
with wild caught tuna, steamed and hand packed
in an indulgent broth of tuna and crab.
- It does not look like I hoped it would
now that I've already eaten it.
- Yeah and it looks like the cat food
that I've consumed before which was completely unpalatable.
This is actually-- - On the set of
"Are You Gonna Eat That" you had to continuously eat cans
of cat food. - Hey next time we do that,
when we do the remake to that. (chuckles)
I'm gonna have some Tiki Cat,
grain free and good for people.
- Good for cats.
Good, bad for humans.
- Good for people who don't like cats.
- [Rhett and Link] Round four.
- Okay here we go.
- Are we still playing this game?
- We are, you're in the lead.
- Yeah we should just quit right now.
- [Rhett] Mm, where--
- [Link] Not getting a scent.
- [Rhett] Where is it, where?
That's a cookie. - Oh it's sweet.
There's a sweetness.
It's big.
- Huh.
I just used my opposable thumb, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's cheating.
- I just put it back, it's a--
- You can't feel the food, man.
- It was a human reaction, man.
- You gotta be full dog, gotta be full pet.
Now that is good. - This is really good,
this is tasty.
This tastes like something you'd get at Subway
after, with a combo. - Actually no it's not.
Here's what happens. - Would you like the new
sweet sticks? (chuckles)
- It's like a oatmeal cookie but here's the thing.
We've just eaten cat food, dude.
Anything is a step up from eating cat food.
This is not a good cookie.
- It's very dry.
- This is actually a bad cookie.
- If you're just stacking it up against other sweets
that you can enjoy as a person, it isn't very good.
You're right about that.
- And it's like an inch and a half tall.
- Yeah, mm-hmm. - It's like a cake.
This is an entire cake.
- How could this be, how could this be?
- I think you might float this on the top
of an aquarium and a bunch of fish attack it.
- This feels like it would be poison for pets though
'cause they're not supposed to eat real sweet stuff.
- It is very sweet.
Okay. - Ready?
Three, two, one.
- Pets! - Humans.
Oh, why did you say that, Rhett?
- Because I just feel like I gotta make a,
gotta make a move to come back.
- Explain to me how this could be for pets.
There's no way. - I don't know.
It's so counter intuitive that it might be right.
- [Stevie] Okay you just ate a Happy Birthday Pup Pie
made for that dog in your life's--
- Yes! - Special day.
It's vegan and made with oat flour, molasses, pumpkin,
peanut butter and icing.
- [Rhett] It's good, y'all!
- Again, it's good if you've just eaten cat food.
- It's good if you're a dog.
- Happy bir, yeah, that is sweet.
That's sweet for a dog.
That dog's gonna be like, I'm never going back.
Every day's my birthday.
I'm in my birthday suit every day.
This is the argument you're gonna be having with your dog.
You're never gonna win.
- Look this couple has nothing but dogs for children.
- Some people that's how it is, Rhett.
- [Rhett and Link] Round five. - This one has an aroma.
- Oh yeah it does. - It's real strong.
- I can't tell if it smells like dog food
or if it smells like a dog's breath after eating human food.
- There's a very slight difference there.
This smells like dog food. - Yeah it does.
- It smells exactly like all the dog food I've ever consumed
before today. - I'm not very motivated
to taste this one. - Where is it?
Should it go on my tongue or-- - I'm gonna do that.
- [Rhett] Oh.
(Rhett grunts)
- It's very wet.
Ugh, it's very pate-ish.
- Ugh. - It's like totally uh-uh.
- Oh, it's got liver in it, without a doubt.
(Link whimpers)
Now here's the thing, this is the tricky thing.
(Link moans sadly)
They make little liver slivers that are made
for both humans and for cats. - What?
- Like no no like Fancy Feast is just a,
they sell this little thing that's just a block
of liver pate. (Link coughs)
You've seen the commercial, man.
(Link gagging)
The old lady's sitting there slicing it,
taking a little bit for herself.
- No, I haven't seen this.
- Yeah, they make pate for people and pets.
- Two for one.
- We have to just dig deep and figure out which one
this is intended for. - As much as you hate liver,
I'm surprised you're not having a harder time
'cause man.
- When it's pateed, it really takes the edge off for me.
- [Link] Not enough of the edge.
- Okay, this is basically a crapshoot
or a cat shoot at this point.
I've got my guess though.
- (sighs) Okay.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Pet. - People!
- What, please.
Don't destroy my faith in humanity.
This has to be for pets.
- I think it's for people, man.
- [Stevie] Don't shoot the messenger
but that was French pork liver pate.
- French pork? - Yeah it's an actually
nice brand of liver pate for humans.
- Yeah man, there you go.
From who?
- From Henaff. - From Hey-noff!
- I've had high-nuff. - Hey-noff!
- I'm totally done, I've had Hey-noff.
- Well Link that means that you have
to wear the dog cone of shame on Good Mythical More
and I get to enjoy this Hey-noff pate.
- Let's bring our dogs in. - Oh let's do that, yeah.
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