so I said to her that's not how you use
a hot dog bun hot dog yeah you know
relationships in China can be tough they
can be Asian there's one girl who could
just not fathom the comfort of a soft
bed
you know just couldn't fathom it this is
prison if you're on the harshest of our
side this is not soft cheer on people
how are you shut up I know [ __ ] usually
yeah be more yeah well what about the
pressure exerted on my bones
from gravity what can I at least turn on
the AC I'm getting pretty a wrestle over
here you know shuns of our just go to
sleep
did you stick it out
best killer let me put it to you this
way all right I get 99 problems but a
hard mattress is not one of the current
name problems that I'm dealing with look
our parents didn't like me anyway it was
like a whole thing really but Chinese
parents love foreigners ba ma we're
gonna get ourselves a new point ah just
a Rebecca
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huh
I've never had that reaction before
actually it's been pretty rough so
what's wrong Susan hey hold on grunting
down you swallow ha
actually a woman whooshes Jonesy yeah
you doing ha yeah Charla
it's wrong look yo she was failing like
I said pretty rough no that can't be
right
this what happened with that one Chinese
girl you know the one that said the N
word which one you guys for Langston's
it's fine it's China everyone is
basically saying the N word whatever
they're having trouble thinking of their
next thought
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Nega
Nega do you guys have an iced coffee
can I get iced coffee with the Guatemala
blend and can I get old milk instead of
the milk
yes thanks I'll get that to go yeah
Cheers really bro hey anyway you
thinking the easier to find love here
what with all the people yeah but you
know sometimes that language barrier
just makes it like too hard to connect
on a deeper level what rotating bar well
sure yeah I own you're in the single
domain Quincy he's Chinese ah ha ha
so it's actress or the neutral he's Joe
Java song news what do you look I'm
hoping our news Rana
today will be our [ __ ] sis yeah yeah
that that's why I'm trying to learn more
Chinese but you you ever feel like
sometimes you're just being used
anyhow yeah no yeah okay what's Chung
come on
okay okay what somehow you know Hey
better how [ __ ] sure though well before
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well that was cool
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yummy word sugarbomb are a [ __ ] yeah
boy well sure
well which ends on up okay
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at least she wanted you around
temporarily that's better than this one
time when it's one guy ruin my discounts
Miranda okay babe
can I come in now my feet are cold and
this old guy keep staring at me
each my butt let's have that then
someone who always wants your help with
shopping oh hey can you help me buy this
like led giraffe chair please please oh
and also these are good Chi tissues I
really liked how ah I totally agree Tabo
is the best hmm Oh colonoscopy kit neat
hey babe can you help me buy something
really quick can you do it yourself it's
just it's all in check please give me
your phone
thank you it's an emergency also a few
other things if you don't mind if you
could schedule the OEE that would be
excellent and the utility bills have
been there for 4 months and also my
tourist visa is running out its ran out
three years ago so if you don't mind
helping me finish some of those things
also I think there's a guy outside he's
been there for about 20 minutes no idea
what he wants okay but the matching
outfits
definitely I Chinese girl thing look I
respect you and I usually love your
fashion sense but why can't wear these
cute matching outfits hmm what's helped
darshana go to China the ideal man Jitsu
no manda hmm-hmm I had the same problem
but it's one guy look I love you and
respect you but why can't you wear this
I'm not going to wear that B&L MA treats
bath in Canada we have saying it's not
going to happen bro you guys suggest
let's not forget why we're all here okay
yes let's not forget why we're all here
we're here to remember our good friend
Andy recently passed because we all fail
to believe that he had actually yellow
fever wait that was you that so I found
it I'm yellow fever
funny I'm serious
oh serious Hill home dog we didn't let
anyone get some grapes but that's why we
moved to Asia all right that's me ah I
just crashed my horse under a tree no do
not worry I'll get you condoms just
reactor and finish robbing this ring
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candy but of all the infectious disease
he can get in China
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okay mask is on what to do now teach me
English [ __ ]