- Are we still rolling?
("Look To Home" by Warner/Chappell Production Music)
- I'm a feminist, but I'm not hyper-opinionated.
- I'm a feminist, but not because it's trendy.
- I'm a feminist, but I'm not an angry queer person.
I'm just a regular queer person.
- I'm a feminist, but I'm not sexist.
- But I'm not angry at stay-at-home moms.
- But I'm not uninformed.
- But I'm not a man-hater.
- But I still wear makeup.
- But I'm not a bitch.
I'm a little bit of a bitch, but not really a bitch.
- But I'm not ignorant.
- I'm a feminist.
And it makes me a better man.
- I'm a feminist, and fuck Donald Trump.
- I'm a feminist, and I have a lot of guy friends.
Who are also feminists.
- I'm a feminist, and I'll speak my mind.
- And I shave my armpits.
- And I'm Vietnamese.
- And I'm genderqueer.
- And I'm Muslim.
- And I'm a man.
- And I'm a woman.
- I'm a feminist, and you should be too.
("Look To Home" by Warner/Chappell Production Music)
(whoosh, creak)