- Ross, you need some help? - From you?
[sobbing] Yes, please!
[clearing throat]
[sobbing]
First of all, "Utah"?
Dude, you can't just make stuff up.
[instrumental music]
I hate America!
When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
[door opening]
Hey! Tag's still talking to the police?
Yeah, ohh! Why, damn it, why did I open my mouth?
I have a crush on you. I am attracted to you.
Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out.
If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah.
Hey, is Chandler here?
Uh, no, no, he went for a walk.
Okay, but you cannot tell him. But look whose back!
[Rachel gasping]
- H-h-hi! - Oh, no, no, no.
He went over to Ross's to bring the dog back here!
Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there!
You think?
Hi, honey.
Please, please, please, don't be mad at me.
- What? Why, why would-- - Shh, wait and see.
Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Okay, I went over to Ross's apartment
to bring back Clunkers.
You know, for you, and..
[clears throat] I left the door open and she must have..
...gotten out, and I looked everywhere
all over the apartment including the roof, which FYI, Ross
one of your neighbors, growing weed.
I couldn't find him
and I am so, so, so, sorry.
But...I do know where we can all go ease the pain.
We have good news, look who's back!
Hi!
Clunkers? Oh, my God!
That's right, she came back all by herself.
It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
It is so good to see you!
Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross's building.
Oh, the things she must have seen!
And then she climbed up the fire escape
and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw
and then we ran to let her in..
I went too far, didn't I?
When should I have stopped?
[instrumental music]
Okay, maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50 states.
Let me tell you something, I have 49 states
and there are no more!
I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
It's up to you.
[shrieking]
- Oh, hi! How are you doing? - I'm okay.
I gotta go down to the police station
and look at mug shots.
Oh!
Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag? Y-you're going?
Uh...we didn't, uh
we didn't get a chance to talk.
Uh, so, where-where did you say you're from again?
- Colorado. - Ah, what good are you.
Look, um...I think we should talk about
what happened on the terrace.
- Okay. - Uh..
...I-I never should have said what I said.
It.. You know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel.
I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen
between us, and what I would love
is just to go to work on Monday
and-and never talk about this again...okay?
Big day Monday, lots to do.
So we okay?
Um...I'm not.
Oh, God, I knew it, I freaked you out.
No, you didn't.
The only thing that freaked me out
was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Really?
Yeah.
So please don't fire me for doing this.
Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.