ready with the implants nurse still
frozen doctor
boneless skinless chicken breasts at
least they defrosted
the breasts before they put them in
that's standard protocol by the way
it's time for a little medical meme
review don't know the timing of the
collapse but this time instead of
sourcing regular medical means we went
and hit up nine gag let's give a huge
thank you to thrive market for
sponsoring this episode
they're our long-term partner and i'm
gonna get into more details shortly but
let's start off with some medical memes
are you ready what people think the
covet vaccine is going to do
turn them into a snail i don't
understand is that a shell
shellfish i've gotten the covet vaccine
do i look like a snail to you
my doctor wrote me a prescription for
daily sex but my girlfriend insists it's
dyslexic
this would go so much better if it said
my doctor
wrote me a diagnosis of daily sex
your doctor doesn't write your
prescription for dyslexia your doctor
diagnoses you with dyslexia
doctor say ah david
doctor it appears you are down with the
sickness
oh no this is me not getting a reference
again
is this a dance thing is this is this
x-men related oh my god is this howie
mandel what is happening
sam help it's a song from the band
disturbed
what down with the sickness
oh that one flew right over
the head cops seen anything unusual me a
dolphin with a hat once a cup
i mean around here me now they live in
water how is this medical
it's not medical why am i getting mad
about it but i do want to know how they
saw a dolphin with a hat but how would
the hat stay on that's the real question
oh my god is that a conspiracy theory
are there dolphins that live with hats
in the water that don't fall off
doctor are you feeling any pain me only
the normal amount
doctor normal amount of zero me
confusion i have patients
who are so tolerant of pain that it
actually becomes problematic in managing
their pain
and their conditions and a lot of
medicine is subjective
pain is subjective the description of
pain is subjective the amount that a
patient wants to share on the first
visit is subjective there's so many
variables to consider but i'm passionate
about it just read the fine print on
this cold medicine
claim is based only on theories of
homeopathy from
170 from 17 dogs
not accepted by most modern medical
experts there is no scientific
evidence that the product works what
does that say 170 dogs or 17
dogs how in the world did this get sold
what product is this
prior authorizations be like my doctor
you need this medicine doctor to
pharmacy she needs this medicine
pharmacy to insurance her doctor says
she needs this medicine
insurance does she though let's ask her
doctor
this is my favorite prior authorization
tweet
just the other day i had a patient
who i diagnosed with asthma i prescribed
them albuterol
a basic inhaler but apparently the brand
or something wasn't on the formulary
that the insurance company had a side
deal with and as a result
my patient was only allowed to get 30
days worth and then
i have to make a substitution and i have
to call the company
and argue about whether this brand is
okay for the patient and get it prior
off
i have 15 minutes with the patient to
understand who they are as humans
diagnose their condition educate them on
the condition
help them understand what they can do on
their own to help fix the condition
give them all their options tell them
about the medicine i'm going to
prescribe them find out which pharmacy i
should send it to to ask about allergies
interactions with other medicines have
them talk back and tell me all this
information so i know they fully
understand
and then i have to call the insurance
company and make sure that the insurance
company has a good enough side deal that
they're making enough profit on this
patient
so they can actually get the medicine
they need i want a prior authorization
for my sadness
how do you feel about that insurance
company do you want to prior authorize
this sadness
because i can guarantee you i can
authorize it right now i will be sad
i love your curves the curves
we got a little lordosis in the cervical
spine a little kyphosis in the thoracic
spine
a little more lordosis in the lumbar
spine these are the natural curves
of your spine this is what's supposed to
happen your vertebrae is supposed to
fall into these curves
we are not straight like this as we age
if we have poor posture
we sometimes over accentuate these
curves
in a bad way love your curves love your
body
that's what it's about lordosis and
kyphosis doctor said i have two months
to live
due to cancer so i killed that doctor
and judge gave me 20 years
this is a violent medical meme but i do
dig
the drake and the eddie murphy my
concerned friend
food won't fill that void in your heart
me a person of science
i'm about to get technical a void in the
heart
would be a hole in the heart having
food fill plaque in the vessels of your
heart
is not filling the void in your heart
because statistics and science has
showed that after individuals suffer a
heart attack
there's a high rate of depression that
follows that is why in addition to
treating a patient who's having a heart
attack one of those things
is therapy and making sure that a
patient is adequately treated for their
mental health struggles
how about that for avoiding your heart
doctor tell your dad i said hi kid but
he is dead
doctor i know the savage memes are upon
us we'll be back with some more
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let's get ready to continue laughing at
some memes
a russian went for an eye checkup
me the doctor showed the letters on the
board c-z-w-x-n-q-s-t-a-z-k-y
can you read this russian reed what do
you mean
reed i know the guy he's my cousin she's
new skisky
raj dennis vesquish can someone please
explain this joke i don't get it i'm
russian
i don't think this is accurate this is
definitely a slavic name but i do not
think it's russian
for those of you who don't know because
of the pandemic and because we
constantly have masks on our face
especially inpatient doctors started
putting pictures
of themselves on their scrubs so that
patients
have a better idea of who they're
talking to this doctor
clearly not brad pitt decided to throw
brad pitt on there
good news your cholesterol has stayed
the same
but the research findings have changed
god the memes are just these guidelines
absolutely do change and as a result a
patient can come in if it's been a long
time between
checks they can come in on day one and
have good cholesterol but as the
research has changed
they can have bad cholesterol like it's
too high they need to lower it i'm sorry
sir your dad was pronounced dead i can't
believe it i've been pronouncing it
wrong all this time
that's a silly one but it just gets a
chuckle i'm not going past the chuckle
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this device helps medical professionals
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otherworldly whoa whoa
if this is true this is gonna be a game
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no longer will you need someone to stick
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in order to find your vein you have to
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i'm coming over will you be long yes
this is how i feel with the iphone
camera sometimes
i'll try and take like a selfie with
bear and he looks like he's three of me
he's not
longer than me i am longer than bear i
want that formally on the record by the
way
comment mike is longer than bear i just
want people to know that how do you
measure temperature
kids this oral thermometer adults this
infrared thermometer
legends you know who else has that
capacity
moms whenever i was a kid my mom or my
dad
would go oop and right away no if i was
overly hot or not
i love people under general anesthesia
this joke is great and it also reminds
me of like
swimmers do it wet gymnasts do it bouncy
actors do it better with an audience
yeah actors do it better with an
audience
knock knock who's there hipaa hippo who
i can't tell you that hipaa god i always
get this wrong stands for
health information portability and
accountability act
sam fact check health insurance
portability and accountability
oh it's health insurance i thought it
was health information it should be
health information
we should bear hi
oh it's all right we're just filming
thanks buddy just so you know
in a previous comment someone thought
you're longer than me but i had to
correct them
i'm actually longer than you are you
okay with that
you okay can i do the next
all right bear let's do the next meme
grey's anatomy scrubs
medical accuracy hold up hold up
wait a minute we did a full ranking
of worst to best medical accuracy when
it comes to medical dramas and you may
be mad at me
click down below look at my list tell me
if you agree with me bear do you agree
with me
patience licking frogs eating spiders
regrowing
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